This will forever answer the question, "Why is your kid still wearing a onsie at his age?"
I just had to deal with quite possibly the most disgusting thing my child will ever do. He stuck his hand down the back of his pants, into his messy diaper, and then stuck his hand in his mouth. I didn't realize what he had done until he started frantically spitting and rubbing his tongue (which of course made it worse). And then I noticed that he had poop on his shirt. Um, wow, gross!!!
I totally want to rinse his mouth out with bleach, and rub my eyeballs and mind with the stuff too. (Don't worry, I won't!) Blech!
Re: I've got painting with poo beat...(TMI)
Oh dear! At least you know he wont do that one twice!
VOMIT!
Holy sh*t that's nasty...I can't imagine cleaning that up either. I think I need to gargle with some bleach myself. Yuck!
Excellent poo story when he goes to kiss a girl though
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