Thank you very much for leaving me to take out all the trash from Christmas. Thank you for leaving piles of boxes and bags of trash all along our hallway and on the kitchen counters. We wont even begin to talk about the piles of trash bags out on the patio. I understand that it is cold out, but the trash is not going to grow legs and walk out there on its own.
Also, do not get mad at me when I get all bundled up to take out the trash and Austin starts crying when he sees me walk out the door. I am so sorry that you have to get off the couch and computer to comfort your son for a few minutes while I freeze my @ss off taking out the trash.
Love your highly annoyed and now cold wife,