Because Ive got a bunch.
WTF postman. I thought we were friends. I waited and waited for you this AM, but you never came so I left. Only to come home and you are going to make me go to the post office tomorrow for my package.with two kids in tow. I've been waiting for my Glee CD for a week! And I want me some Glee!
Wtf OB. I'm driving down the expressway today and I see your head on a billboard, It weirded me out.
WTF Starbucks. I asked for a salted hot chocolate. This has no salt. Grr!
OH and laundry,just fold yourself.
Re: WFT Wed afternoon session
WTF body- Still bleeding after 10 weeks, they made me POAS (to make sure levels weren't still elevated, not to see if I am prego) get an ultrasound...
Nothing. Why must you fail me?
Please stop bleeding hoo-ha!
WTF body, why do you insist on being this large no matter how well I eat and why do you insist on giving me pregnancy symptoms. I am becoming way too paranoid.
WTF Mommy and Me gym why do you have be closed right now, Max has been napping like a champ the past few mornings and I would have actually gotten to be productive.
WTF Army, why does my H have training until 3 am and then be at work by 9 am. It makes for one cranky H and Max wants to see his Daddy.
WTF Alaska, why do you have to be so dang cold and so far away from family.
WTF incision-- just freakin' heal already!
WTF Wal-Mart creepers, I do not care about your parenting advice-- you are creepy and you walk around wal-mart for funny-- go away!
Reminds me of a chocolate covered pretzel.
I gotta try it then!
I was 13 lbs lighter than pre-preg just by giving birth... but I still look 6 months pregnant! And I can't get rid of my gut! blaaaahhh!
WTF weather- it was 60 degrees when I came home from work yesterday evening, and I woke up with my car covered in snow! get your shiit together!
WTF Kitty. Stop chewing on the Christmas tree lights and knocking the ornaments down!
WTF SO. You broke my pump, get your butt out and buy me a new one already.
WTF OB. Why are you so popular? Now I have to have some strange lady put in my Mirena cause I don't want to wait until January.
Med-free birth, EBF, Co-Sleeping, Babywearer
yeah, i am pretty much over the smushy post-baby muffin top belly!
oh, and wtf DS... take a nap! I know you are tired. And 10 minutes does not constitute a nap.
WTF Childrens Place!? Ship my freaking stuff! I placed my order Monday!
WTF UPS?! Why havent you picked up my order from New Egg yet? I want my new camera!
WTF self?! Stop shopping online all day!