Let's see....how much do I want to be flamed tonight....
I'm pretty sure this is already known but, I am totally unimpressed with J+MS and think she is just a big follower on the bump. Never been a fan and that won't be changing....
Here's another one:
I have timed K's napping schedule so that she is sleeping during General Hospital. It insures me an hour of mommy time while watching trashy soaps. I realize I could DVR it and watch it later but, for some reason, I like to watch my soap live.
Lastly, I totally FB stalked my little brother?s new girlfriend this week.He hasn?t had the best taste but, she seems like a great catch!
I totally compare my stomach/ weight to other moms that had babies around the same time as me.
The best part is I am leaps and bounds tinier than most of them. I have no shame in admitting that getting back into shape was one of my top priorities.
I let Hudson and Landry CIO already on occasion-Emerson, too. I only have two hands. What am I supposed to do when I'm here on my own dealing with the chaos? I almost don't feel bad about it anymore. Flame away!!!
Seriously? No one in their right mind would flame you!
3 kids, 2 hands, what else can you do sometimes. You do what you have to do.
Dh and I have come no where CLOSE to having sex yet.
AML where have you been all my life?!
No really, it's been forever.
No flames here, I have like zero drive. We've only done it twice. And that was because I was feeling sorry for the poor chap.
OH I would kill to have DH home so I could rip his clothes off... maybe because I can't have it I want it??
Another confession: My spelling is so BAD that nearly everytime I post something I have too google at least 2 world to make sure I spell it right!
You are not alone. I do this as well.
I confess- No sex here, yet, either. But we are a couple who actually thinks its gross to have sex with a baby in our bed or even in the PNP beside it. Maybe we just need to put in a little more effort...
I totally compare my stomach/ weight to other moms that had babies around the same time as me.
The best part is I am leaps and bounds tinier than most of them. I have no shame in admitting that getting back into shape was one of my top priorities.
aaaannnd i have you all beat on the sex. we havent had sex since DS was CONCIEVED. (he's 12 wks...do the math) we had some ups and downs and the idea has become so uncomfortable to me i dont even know how to go about gettin comfortable with it again.
<no snark>
you might consider counseling to help. GL
Or alcohol to jump start things to let go of the past..? I've been there before.
I totally compare my stomach/ weight to other moms that had babies around the same time as me.
The best part is I am leaps and bounds tinier than most of them. I have no shame in admitting that getting back into shape was one of my top priorities.
This. And I compare my baby- who happens to be THE cutest baby EVER.
Let's see....how much do I want to be flamed tonight....
I'm pretty sure this is already known but, I am totally unimpressed with J+MS and think she is just a big follower on the bump. Never been a fan and that won't be changing....
Here's another one:
I have timed K's napping schedule so that she is sleeping during General Hospital. It insures me an hour of mommy time while watching trashy soaps. I realize I could DVR it and watch it later but, for some reason, I like to watch my soap live.
Lastly, I totally FB stalked my little brother?s new girlfriend this week.He hasn?t had the best taste but, she seems like a great catch!
Let's see....how much do I want to be flamed tonight....
I'm pretty sure this is already known but, I am totally unimpressed with J+MS and think she is just a big follower on the bump. Never been a fan and that won't be changing....
Here's another one:
I have timed K's napping schedule so that she is sleeping during General Hospital. It insures me an hour of mommy time while watching trashy soaps. I realize I could DVR it and watch it later but, for some reason, I like to watch my soap live.
Lastly, I totally FB stalked my little brother?s new girlfriend this week.He hasn?t had the best taste but, she seems like a great catch!
Dh and I have come no where CLOSE to having sex yet.
AML where have you been all my life?!
No really, it's been forever.
No flames here, I have like zero drive. We've only done it twice. And that was because I was feeling sorry for the poor chap.
OH I would kill to have DH home so I could rip his clothes off... maybe because I can't have it I want it??
Another confession: My spelling is so BAD that nearly everytime I post something I have too google at least 2 world to make sure I spell it right!
You are not alone. I do this as well.
I confess- No sex here, yet, either. But we are a couple who actually thinks its gross to have sex with a baby in our bed or even in the PNP beside it. Maybe we just need to put in a little more effort...
ok, I can understand that, to a degree. But you can't let it cut out all intimacy. Either bite the bullet and be quiet, or, there's always the couch, the table, kitchen counters...
My confession (and this will probably piss a lot of you off, but I'm being honest): I hate baby headbands, especially the stupid looking ones with a flower as big as the baby's head. They look rediculous, and they're bad for your baby; their skulls are still soft, and you're going to put a circulation-restricting peice of elastic around them for fashion? Really?
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I do not own a freakin hairdryer.. I got my hair cut short, and I have to blow dry it and straighten it everyday for it to look good..
Guess what I dry it with? LMAO a Plastic cheapy space heater I bought 2 years ago... so embarrassing but hey it works! I hope to get a hairdryer for xmas.. if not then i might have to break down and buy one
Holy fire hazard city woman buy yourself a damn hairdryer!
Bwahahahhaa! You dry your hair with a space heater?! That DOES sound dangerous!
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My confession (and this will probably piss a lot of you off, but I'm being honest): I hate baby headbands, especially the stupid looking ones with a flower as big as the baby's head. They look rediculous, and they're bad for your baby; their skulls are still soft, and you're going to put a circulation-restricting peice of elastic around them for fashion? Really?
Really. Really?! Bad for them? Says what MD or study? You don't like them, that's your opinion, great. But to say they are harmful is stupid.
My confession (and this will probably piss a lot of you off, but I'm being honest): I hate baby headbands, especially the stupid looking ones with a flower as big as the baby's head. They look rediculous, and they're bad for your baby; their skulls are still soft, and you're going to put a circulation-restricting peice of elastic around them for fashion? Really?
No flames, but have you felt the elastic on some of the headbands? Some of them are a very soft and stretchy- less than the hat that they put LO in at the hospital.
Probably unpopular, but that whole "it took you 9 months to gain that weight, it will take you 9 months to lose it" is bullshiit and too many women use it as an excuse to sit on their asses.
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aaaannnd i have you all beat on the sex. we havent had sex since DS was CONCIEVED. (he's 12 wks...do the math) we had some ups and downs and the idea has become so uncomfortable to me i dont even know how to go about gettin comfortable with it again.
WRT cutting off circulation I'm referring to the actual elastic ones, not the soft crochet ones (though they still look stupid IMO), and I DID read a study about it years ago, though you shouldn't need to. Soft skull + tight elastic band = lack of common sense.
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Probably unpopular, but that whole "it took you 9 months to gain that weight, it will take you 9 months to lose it" is bullshiit and too many women use it as an excuse to sit on their asses.
WRT cutting off circulation I'm referring to the actual elastic ones, not the soft crochet ones (though they still look stupid IMO), and I DID read a study about it years ago, though you shouldn't need to. Soft skull + tight elastic band = lack of common sense.
oh FFS. If their heads were as soft as you are implying then every baby would have a flat head from laying down.
aaaannnd i have you all beat on the sex. we havent had sex since DS was CONCIEVED. (he's 12 wks...do the math) we had some ups and downs and the idea has become so uncomfortable to me i dont even know how to go about gettin comfortable with it again.
Neither have we!
Damn wemon (Wish that's for you!) stick in a porno and get busy!
I am one of those women who use the "it took nine months to gain it" excuse, and yes it makes me feel better about sitting on my ass.
DH have had sex twice since LO was born, It does not feel fantastic and I really could care less when we have it next.
I also time nursing around things I don't want to do, like cook dinner lol. Sometimes I will pick the baby up just to get out of something and say he needs me now it will hav to wait until later.
I also have polished off half a bottle of wine a few times since LO was born. Also had 3 beers on a few occasions. But the 3 margaritas were the best lol. I missed alcohol and I'm so glad I can have it again.
I think thats all I can think of at the moment. PS - Space heater as a dryer sounds uber dangerous! Buy a hairdryer!!
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WRT cutting off circulation I'm referring to the actual elastic ones, not the soft crochet ones (though they still look stupid IMO), and I DID read a study about it years ago, though you shouldn't need to. Soft skull + tight elastic band = lack of common sense.
oh FFS. If their heads were as soft as you are implying then every baby would have a flat head from laying down.
LMAO, wow you're awfully defensive of headbands. The point is, even if it were nothing more than uncomfortable for them, is it really worth it when the only purpose it serves is to make them look "pretty" for your amusement?
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aaaannnd i have you all beat on the sex. we havent had sex since DS was CONCIEVED. (he's 12 wks...do the math) we had some ups and downs and the idea has become so uncomfortable to me i dont even know how to go about gettin comfortable with it again.
Neither have we!
Damn wemon (Wish that's for you!) stick in a porno and get busy!
WRT cutting off circulation I'm referring to the actual elastic ones, not the soft crochet ones (though they still look stupid IMO), and I DID read a study about it years ago, though you shouldn't need to. Soft skull + tight elastic band = lack of common sense.
oh FFS. If their heads were as soft as you are implying then every baby would have a flat head from laying down.
LMAO, wow you're awfully defensive of headbands. The point is, even if it were nothing more than uncomfortable for them, is it really worth it when the only purpose it serves is to make them look "pretty" for your amusement?
I'm awfully defensive about using logic and not claiming things are 'harmful' when they're not. You're implying that mothers who use them are harming their child and thats pretty shitty of you.
2. I've had more drinks in the last 4 weeks than in the last four years.
3. I've lost all but 2 lbs of my baby weight already.
4. I may or may not have had a wee bit of a breakdown about 30 minutes ago, which resulted in me walking to the store and getting a half-gallon of chocolate milk. I may or may not have written my name in HUGE letters on the side of it so DH doesn't drink it. It's MINE.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
2. I've had more drinks in the last 4 weeks than in the last four years.
3. I've lost all but 2 lbs of my baby weight already.
4. I may or may not have had a wee bit of a breakdown about 30 minutes ago, which resulted in me walking to the store and getting a half-gallon of chocolate milk. I may or may not have written my name in HUGE letters on the side of it so DH doesn't drink it. It's MINE.
I'm jealous of 2-4
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aaaannnd i have you all beat on the sex. we havent had sex since DS was CONCIEVED. (he's 12 wks...do the math) we had some ups and downs and the idea has become so uncomfortable to me i dont even know how to go about gettin comfortable with it again.
Neither have we!
Damn wemon (Wish that's for you!) stick in a porno and get busy!
My confession (and this will probably piss a lot of you off, but I'm being honest): I hate baby headbands, especially the stupid looking ones with a flower as big as the baby's head. They look rediculous, and they're bad for your baby; their skulls are still soft, and you're going to put a circulation-restricting peice of elastic around them for fashion? Really?
Really. Really?! Bad for them? Says what MD or study? You don't like them, that's your opinion, great. But to say they are harmful is stupid.
Whoever doesn't think this is adorable, can kiss my a$$!
"I'm awfully defensive about using logic and not claiming things are 'harmful' when they're not. You're implying that mothers who use them are harming their child and thats pretty shitty of you. "
This from someone who supports LCB for personally attacking someone for putting socks on her baby's hands. I'm stating my fact-based opinion on the confessions thread and you're getting holier than thou and butthurt about it. Get over yourself.
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"I'm awfully defensive about using logic and not claiming things are 'harmful' when they're not. You're implying that mothers who use them are harming their child and thats pretty shitty of you. "
This from someone who supports LCB for personally attacking someone for putting socks on her baby's hands. I'm stating my fact-based opinion on the confessions thread and you're getting holier than thou and butthurt about it. Get over yourself.
sputter, um excuse me. WTF are you talking about. When have I ever supported LCB?!???!!! Now I know you're full of make believe.
ETA: I couldn't give two shiits about socks on hands or your opinion about headbands
Probably unpopular, but that whole "it took you 9 months to gain that weight, it will take you 9 months to lose it" is bullshiit and too many women use it as an excuse to sit on their asses.
Thank you, so agreed! I'm back to 105 from nearly 150, mhm. And, yes, I am gloating.
WRT cutting off circulation I'm referring to the actual elastic ones, not the soft crochet ones (though they still look stupid IMO), and I DID read a study about it years ago, though you shouldn't need to. Soft skull + tight elastic band = lack of common sense.
oh FFS. If their heads were as soft as you are implying then every baby would have a flat head from laying down.
LMAO, wow you're awfully defensive of headbands. The point is, even if it were nothing more than uncomfortable for them, is it really worth it when the only purpose it serves is to make them look "pretty" for your amusement?
I opt for amusement. I put Roman in fuzzy, Russian hats. Does he like them? Eh, sometimes... But I do and it isn't hurting him.
My confession (and this will probably piss a lot of you off, but I'm being honest): I hate baby headbands, especially the stupid looking ones with a flower as big as the baby's head. They look rediculous, and they're bad for your baby; their skulls are still soft, and you're going to put a circulation-restricting peice of elastic around them for fashion? Really?
I totally agree! My cousin put headbands on her little girl all the time and her daughter ended up with a dent around her skull where the headbands were worn.
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Probably unpopular, but that whole "it took you 9 months to gain that weight, it will take you 9 months to lose it" is bullshiit and too many women use it as an excuse to sit on their asses.
Thank you, so agreed! I'm back to 105 from nearly 150, mhm. And, yes, I am gloating.
I don't think its bs. Losing weight in a.slow.healthy.manner usually provide permanent results. Not that I wouldnt love to be instantly skinny. At first I lost a lot of weight but now it is very slow going, but I am definitely not lazy.
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Easy Fish my a$$ is already sore
I think I ate it...
::dodges flying debris::
Another thing, I heart J+MS--- really, she's a good friend of mine and I'm proud of that fact.
Just as long as it wasn't the top priority
There shall be no shame when it comes to cookies!
3 kids, 2 hands, what else can you do sometimes. You do what you have to do.
You are not alone. I do this as well.
I confess- No sex here, yet, either. But we are a couple who actually thinks its gross to have sex with a baby in our bed or even in the PNP beside it. Maybe we just need to put in a little more effort...
Since having E I've become totally addicted to sugar. If I have gone all day without something sweet I start raiding the cabinets like a crazy woman.
I need to do like a detox or something.
Not the top but in the top 3.
<no snark>
you might consider counseling to help. GL
Or alcohol to jump start things to let go of the past..? I've been there before.
This. And I compare my baby- who happens to be THE cutest baby EVER.
whatcha been doing with that ass??
ok, I can understand that, to a degree. But you can't let it cut out all intimacy. Either bite the bullet and be quiet, or, there's always the couch, the table, kitchen counters...
Bwahahahhaa! You dry your hair with a space heater?! That DOES sound dangerous!
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Really. Really?! Bad for them? Says what MD or study? You don't like them, that's your opinion, great. But to say they are harmful is stupid.
No flames, but have you felt the elastic on some of the headbands? Some of them are a very soft and stretchy- less than the hat that they put LO in at the hospital.
Probably unpopular, but that whole "it took you 9 months to gain that weight, it will take you 9 months to lose it" is bullshiit and too many women use it as an excuse to sit on their asses.
Yes,I'm smiling...I'm a marathoner!
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2012 Race Report
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2/11-Sweetheart Classic 4-mile-29:49
3/24-Coulee Chase 5K-21:40
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5/28-Bolder Boulder 10K
Neither have we!
I agree.
oh FFS. If their heads were as soft as you are implying then every baby would have a flat head from laying down.
Damn wemon (Wish that's for you!) stick in a porno and get busy!
LMAO! Wow ok well heres mine:
I am one of those women who use the "it took nine months to gain it" excuse, and yes it makes me feel better about sitting on my ass.
DH have had sex twice since LO was born, It does not feel fantastic and I really could care less when we have it next.
I also time nursing around things I don't want to do, like cook dinner lol. Sometimes I will pick the baby up just to get out of something and say he needs me now it will hav to wait until later.
I also have polished off half a bottle of wine a few times since LO was born. Also had 3 beers on a few occasions. But the 3 margaritas were the best lol. I missed alcohol and I'm so glad I can have it again.
I think thats all I can think of at the moment. PS - Space heater as a dryer sounds uber dangerous! Buy a hairdryer!!
LMAO, wow you're awfully defensive of headbands. The point is, even if it were nothing more than uncomfortable for them, is it really worth it when the only purpose it serves is to make them look "pretty" for your amusement?
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I'm awfully defensive about using logic and not claiming things are 'harmful' when they're not. You're implying that mothers who use them are harming their child and thats pretty shitty of you.
1. I like J+MS. And I like LCB.
2. I've had more drinks in the last 4 weeks than in the last four years.
3. I've lost all but 2 lbs of my baby weight already.
4. I may or may not have had a wee bit of a breakdown about 30 minutes ago, which resulted in me walking to the store and getting a half-gallon of chocolate milk. I may or may not have written my name in HUGE letters on the side of it so DH doesn't drink it. It's MINE.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm jealous of 2-4
Just pissed my pants...
Whoever doesn't think this is adorable, can kiss my a$$!
"I'm awfully defensive about using logic and not claiming things are 'harmful' when they're not. You're implying that mothers who use them are harming their child and thats pretty shitty of you. "
This from someone who supports LCB for personally attacking someone for putting socks on her baby's hands. I'm stating my fact-based opinion on the confessions thread and you're getting holier than thou and butthurt about it. Get over yourself.
sputter, um excuse me. WTF are you talking about. When have I ever supported LCB?!???!!! Now I know you're full of make believe.
ETA: I couldn't give two shiits about socks on hands or your opinion about headbands
Thank you, so agreed! I'm back to 105 from nearly 150, mhm. And, yes, I am gloating.
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I opt for amusement. I put Roman in fuzzy, Russian hats. Does he like them? Eh, sometimes... But I do and it isn't hurting him.
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I totally agree! My cousin put headbands on her little girl all the time and her daughter ended up with a dent around her skull where the headbands were worn.