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Out of the mouths of 2 year olds....

MewMewMewMew
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Last night we went to SIL's house for dinner. She has a 2 year old.

When she saw us coming from the window she said to her son, "Guess who's here!? Isaac is here!"

Her son says "No sharing!"

LMFAO!

So funny, does anyone else have any stories? I love what little kids say.

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  • JessandJeremyJessandJeremy member

    I'm the Assistant Director of a preschool (as most of you know by now)...and when I was pregnant I has this cute little girl in our preschool room have this conversation with me:

    Delaney: You're belly is big 

    Me: That's because I have a baby in there

    Delaney: You have a baby in there? Why did you eat it? 

    I still laugh when I think about it. 

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  • DavezWifeDavezWife member

    lol.

    Ava was chomping on her paci (in bed, the only place it's allowed) and I took it upon myself to remind her once again, that once that paci is broken (i.e. her teeth bust the rubber and split it) it's GONE. And we'll  throw it away, and she can keep her blankie, but there will be no more paci for Ava.

    She looked at me, I SWEAR did that Dora stare:blink:stare thing... and said "Momma, tell me the truth. "

    I busted a gut, and then reiterated that I'm not kidding, once the paci is broken, she won't have a paci anymore.

    She thought about it for a while, and declared "I don't like the truth."

    lol. She's two and a half. I could write chit like this all day long. This age is fricken HILARIOUS !

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  • ESTH2000ESTH2000 member

    One day when I was changing DD, she looked at her nipple and said "Mama, boo boo"  lol

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  • lolalillielolalillie

    I took DS to his two year appointment and we were meeting with a new pediatrician.  DS gets super shy around new people and would not make eye contact with the doctor or answer any questions.

    The doctor had just finished asking him how old he was when DS looks at me with this devilish look on his face.  He was sitting on my lap and reaches up and says, "I touch boobs!  I touch Mommy's boobs!"  Then he proceeded to grab at my shirt.  Good times, good times!

    It took over four years to be diagnosed with PCOS. We TTC #1 for 18 months, did 5 rounds of Clomid and finally moved onto IVF...which worked! Throughout our IF journey, we suffered 3 miscarriages. We conceived both DD and DS without treatment.
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  • emiannieemiannie

    Well I just posted late last week about Miles and his "lizard".  But here's another thing that made me laugh.

    Me:  Miles what would you like for dinner tonight?

    Miles:  (Complete silence from the backseat)

    Me:  If you don't tell me then you'll get something yucky.

    Miles:  (Complete silence still.)

    Me:  (turn around to see if he's awake and he is)  Are you going to answer me?

    Miles:  I don't feel like talking now, Mommy.

    Me:  Okay, why is that?

    Miles:  (very seriously) Because I don't have a mouth. (bursts out belly laughing like he has just said the funniest thing ever heard by human ears.)

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