2nd Trimester

FFFC

Let's hear 'em ladies!

Mine:

If you are having a boy and choose to spell his name with -yn (ie, Aidyn, etc), your son will always be mistaken for a girl and I judge you for not realizing that.

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Re: FFFC

  • I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.
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  • imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

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  • I get weirded out when people post their u/s pics asking us to look at their kid's junk. If a Dr. or tech can't tell you 100% I can't either and it just seems a little mean to the kid.

    I mean I know they obviously don't know or care at the moment, but I don't know. It just seems weird. Like fully naked bath photos on the interweb.

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  • imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL

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  • imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

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  • imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

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  • I got reaaaally annoyed when I read a news article yesterday regarding kids being required to recite the pledge of allegiance in Spanish.(granted it was in a spanish class, but still)

    I think that's a huge load of BS.

    flame away!

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  • SORRY - didnt mean to post so many times.  Not sure how that happened Embarrassed
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  • imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

    Flame free Friday confession-

    Mine- I hate wearing my seat belt with a passion. I only wear it because my cars beeps if I don't. I'm tempted to go to a junk yard to buy a stupid belt clip just to clip in so I don't have to wear the strap

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  • imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

     

    It stands for Flame Free Friday Confessions

    Update to my issue:  I'd love to go to the bathroom but it always seem like when I want to go there, someone is in there.  I might have to act like I need to get something out of my car...my gut is about to explode! 

     

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  • I'm really excited to go to a sock sale tomorrow.   
  • imageLucky_Dragonfly:
    imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

    Flame free Friday confession-

    Mine- I hate wearing my seat belt with a passion. I only wear it because my cars beeps if I don't. I'm tempted to go to a junk yard to buy a stupid belt clip just to clip in so I don't have to wear the strap

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  • Steph, looking at your ticker is p!ssing me off!  Really, who's bump looks like that at 19 wks?!  Sure as hell not mine, even at 16 wks.
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  • imageLucky_Dragonfly:
    imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

    Flame free Friday confession-

    Mine- I hate wearing my seat belt with a passion. I only wear it because my cars beeps if I don't. I'm tempted to go to a junk yard to buy a stupid belt clip just to clip in so I don't have to wear the strap

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  • I hate doing laundry, and I only have a couple pairs of Maternity jeans becuase they are too damn expensive... I think the ones I have on are starting to smell... not good
  • imageLucky_Dragonfly:
    imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

    Flame free Friday confession-

    Mine- I hate wearing my seat belt with a passion. I only wear it because my cars beeps if I don't. I'm tempted to go to a junk yard to buy a stupid belt clip just to clip in so I don't have to wear the strap

    mama- this kills me. I love you but for the love of God. wear your seatbelt. Please.

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  • I chose the bedding A) because I liked it a lot, but mostly because B) MIL hated it.

     

  • imagemidnight*sun:

    I chose the bedding A) because I liked it a lot, but mostly because B)MIL hated it.

     

    LOVE IT!!!!

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  • The #1 reason I'm happy I'm having a boy is because we already had a boys name and I'm lazy.
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  • i hate when i get all excited for something and i don't get it ;( i thought i was getting a nice present for our anniversary but got flowers instead..i do love them but not what i thought..pretty selfish Embarrassed
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  • imagebarcelonagirl:
    The #1 reason I'm happy I'm having a boy is because we already had a boys name and I'm lazy.

    LMAO!

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  • imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    Try lifting a cheek or spreading them apart by hand.

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  • imageAmyfromMI:
    Steph, looking at your ticker is p!ssing me off!  Really, who's bump looks like that at 19 wks?!  Sure as hell not mine, even at 16 wks.

    Ha!  You're totally right.  It's actually p!ssing me off too!  I'll get rid of it right away!

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  • imageSarahTx5701:
    imageLucky_Dragonfly:
    imageErin031811:
    imagesl_gordon:

    imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    lol, perhaps a trip to the bathroom is in order?

    LOL - btw, what does FFFC mean?

    Flame free Friday confession-

    Mine- I hate wearing my seat belt with a passion. I only wear it because my cars beeps if I don't. I'm tempted to go to a junk yard to buy a stupid belt clip just to clip in so I don't have to wear the strap

    mama- this kills me. I love you but for the love of God. wear your seatbelt. Please.

    oh I do wear it. I'd rather not risk the one time I didn't scenario.

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  • imageITGurl0626:
    I really need to fart really bad, but I am afraid it will make a loud sound.  So I am sitting at my cubicle trying to figure out something.

    For the longest time I was on this seaweed kick and I had THE WORST gas on earth.  Seriously, it smelled like a sewer.  If the noise is a problem, I second pp's suggestion to lift a cheek and/or spread by hand.  If it's the stench, blame it on the circulation and/or bathroom.  That's what I did--worked like a charm.

  • I'm already upset because I know DH isn't going to get me anything for my birthday. :( I know it's probably a meaningless thing to someone else, and I'm not in it for the gift... but I personally give gifts to people I love to show them how special they are to me, and when I don't get even a small something from DH on my birthday, not even a cake, I feel not as appreciated or loved. I know he loves me, but he doesn't understand I see this as a token of love.
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  • MIL doggy sat for us a couple of weeks ago while we went out of town with my family.  While she was here, she apparently took inventory of every paper product she could find in the house, and proceeded to go buy everything she thought we needed at Costco.  Normally, this would be a nice gesture, right?  She bought us 1 ply toilet paper because "if I'm going through it so quickly why should she spend money on the good stuff?".

    Also, she bought us soap that smells like rotten baby powder.  I can't handle the stentch of it (she claims it's unscented), so I'm considering throwing away all 12 bars.  Normally I would go to Costco and try to exchange for something better, but that's only half of the pack she bought, and she has the packaging.

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  • I can't wait to have this baby.  I want to go back to drinking and smoking whenever I want w/o worrying about harming Baby Bro.
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  • FF, right?

    1.  I'm pissed at DH and I can't quite put my finger on it.  I haven't talked to him in a day and I feel like such a b!tch but I also just don't feel like being all loving to him right now.  WTH is wrong with me?

     2.  I count down the seconds until DD's nap time.  I dread when I hear her wake up because it means Mommy's free time/nap time/lunch time is over.

  • imageanukindaluv:
    I can't wait to have this baby.  I want to go back to drinking and smoking whenever I want w/o worrying about harming Baby Bro.

    second hand smoke still harms baby

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  • I've been staring at the clock all morning. I've hardly gotten anything done today. I usually am a great worker, but for some reason I just don't want to be at work today.
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  • I told my 5 year old that the Xbox isn't working today because I'm SICK of Monsters Inc. He watches it at least once a day. (BTW: out Xbox has our Netflix on it... figured I should clarify).
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  • imageMrsSuperMommy:
     

     2.  I count down the seconds until DD's nap time.  I dread when I hear her wake up because it means Mommy's free time/nap time/lunch time is over.

    I can totally agree with this confession.

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  • imageSarahTx5701:

    imageanukindaluv:
    I can't wait to have this baby.  I want to go back to drinking and smoking whenever I want w/o worrying about harming Baby Bro.

    second hand smoke still harms baby

    You are correct, but my DH no longer smokes after a collapsed lung earlier this year.

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  • imagesl_gordon:

    imageAmyfromMI:
    Steph, looking at your ticker is p!ssing me off!  Really, who's bump looks like that at 19 wks?!  Sure as hell not mine, even at 16 wks.

    Ha!  You're totally right.  It's actually p!ssing me off too!  I'll get rid of it right away!

    You didn't have to get rid of it.  I mean she was a stick figure after all with her tiny little bump. 

    I may look like that first thing in the morning before I've eaten or drank anything, and of course had a glorious bowel movement.  Wait!  Probably not.  All in good fun.

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  • I only go to my classes once a week. I'm just so tired and sick most days that I only go when it's mandatory. I'd feel bad for it, but even without going to class I'm still making B's and C's and I'm passing everything. Which, of course, motivates me to stay home more.
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  • imageSarahTx5701:

    imageanukindaluv:
    I can't wait to have this baby.  I want to go back to drinking and smoking whenever I want w/o worrying about harming Baby Bro.

    second hand smoke still harms baby

    If you're going this long w/o smoking why start up again?  Isn't the hardest part now over?

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  • imagemirdamae03:
    I've been staring at the clock all morning. I've hardly gotten anything done today. I usually am a great worker, but for some reason I just don't want to be at work today.

     

    This times a million! Im over work....its a waste of time!

  • An old friend of mine and his pig of a wife dressed up as a nazi and a concentration camp prisoner for Halloween, and they took pictures with him (the prisoner) sticking his head in the over while she (the nazi) held a fake gun to his head.

    I was the ONLY one out of some 500 or so friends that felt the need to say something to these people, and what ensued was a 3 day all out internet war that I am completely embarassed to have been involved in. I am 29 years old, and I haven't been involved in anything like that since i was 15.

    My confession is - while I DO find their brilliant costume choice wrong and disgusting, if I didn't hate the wife so much I probably would have just kept my mouth shut. Although I am disappointed in the lack of support I got on that one. I thought my friends were better than that.

    (BTW, for anyone that was paying attention a couple weeks ago, this is the same couple who said they've been TTC for a month and are all frustrated that nothing has happened yet. And she takes a preg test after they have sex every time. Natural selection, YAAAY!)

  • imageMrsSuperMommy:

    FF, right?

    1.  I'm pissed at DH and I can't quite put my finger on it.  I haven't talked to him in a day and I feel like such a b!tch but I also just don't feel like being all loving to him right now.  WTH is wrong with me?

     2.  I count down the seconds until DD's nap time.  I dread when I hear her wake up because it means Mommy's free time/nap time/lunch time is over.

    This is why my daughter took naps until she started Kindergarten...

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