~ mini confessions ~

Liss_37 · November 2010

I'm bored so I'm doing a mini confessions..

what does your DH do that drives you absolutely batty?

for me, it's when DH scratches his testicles in the middle of the night. He'll be dead asleep and just start scratching them. if it was only for a second it wouldn't bother me, but sometimes he does it FOREVER and I have to yell at him to stop!

the sound of it is like nails on a chalkboard. LOL

susanlovestexas · November 2010

lisswastaken:

I'm bored so I'm doing a mini confessions..

what does your DH do that drives you absolutely batty?

for me, it's when DH scratches his testicles in the middle of the night. He'll be dead asleep and just start scratching them. if it was only for a second it wouldn't bother me, but sometimes he does it FOREVER and I have to yell at him to stop!

the sound of it is like nails on a chalkboard. LOL

Hahahahaha! Holy crap, that's hilarious!! I can see how it would be annoying for you, though.

shihtzumomma · November 2010

along those same lines - DH scratches his butt at night. It disgusts me.

MamaS111 · November 2010

hahahaha. That's kind of funny.

I absolutely hate it when my H picks his toe nails!!! EWW!

lissah23 · November 2010

DH scratches his nuts, his butt, and the backs of his legs at night. I trump you all.

AFWife1229 · November 2010

My happy pills aren't working....so the list would be shorter if I told you things that DH does that DON'T drive me crazy. Lately, it's pretty much everything. But I'll list a few.

Licking/sucking food off his fingers like it's the last taste of food he'll ever have.

His gas.

The way he immediately gets a look of hatred and anger when LO does anything that slightly annoys him. I feel like I have to constantly remind him that she's 9 months old, not 20.

How he scratches places...yes places...and thinks he's secretly smelling his hand after, but it's totally obvious.

The constant sexual advances. I don't remember that last time I got a hug that didn't involve an ass or boob squeeze. I also don't remember the last time I got to go to bed without having a weiner smashed against my back, while being groped some more.

I could go on...

Liss_37 · November 2010

lissah23:
DH scratches his nuts, his butt, and the backs of his legs at night. I trump you all.

fake confessions don't count :P

dragonsmercy · November 2010

DH grinds his teeth sometimes at night while he's sleeping... it sounds like plastic rubbing together... drives me NUTS!!!

MSUMamaof2 · November 2010

OMG Liss, that's hilarious.

My mini DH vent? He'll "disappear" into the back room for an hour or so and when I go looking for him he'll say something like, "Oh, I figured if you needed me you would call." WTF?!? I tell him if I'm headed to the basement to do laundry FFS. Why would he think it's okay to head into the office to mess with his board games for an hour while the kids are awake? Don't get that one.

LeoChic · November 2010

AFWife1229:
The constant sexual advances. I don't remember that last time I got a hug that didn't involve an ass or boob squeeze. I also don't remember the last time I got to go to bed without having a weiner smashed against my back, while being groped some more.
I could go on...

I can totally relate to everything you said but this one especially. I also LOLed at the word "weiner" because sometimes I'm a 13 year old trapped in a 31 year old's body.

I actually plan to talk to DH tonight about this very topic. UGH!

AFWife1229 · November 2010

LeoChic:

AFWife1229:

The constant sexual advances. I don't remember that last time I got a hug that didn't involve an ass or boob squeeze. I also don't remember the last time I got to go to bed without having a weiner smashed against my back, while being groped some more.

I could go on...

I can totally relate to everything you said but this one especially. I also LOLed at the word "weiner" because sometimes I'm a 13 year old trapped in a 31 year old's body.

I actually plan to talk to DH tonight about this very topic. UGH!

I was going to say ***, but I know how words offend people in crazy ways on these boards.

Liss_37 · November 2010

I"m adding another confession.

I'm jealous of you getting groped all the time. I'd really like to be treated more like a piece of meat. the more horny husband the better. LOL

AFWife1229 · November 2010

AFWife1229:
LeoChic:

AFWife1229:

The constant sexual advances. I don't remember that last time I got a hug that didn't involve an ass or boob squeeze. I also don't remember the last time I got to go to bed without having a weiner smashed against my back, while being groped some more.

I could go on...

I can totally relate to everything you said but this one especially. I also LOLed at the word "weiner" because sometimes I'm a 13 year old trapped in a 31 year old's body.

I actually plan to talk to DH tonight about this very topic. UGH!

I was going to say ***, but I know how words offend people in crazy ways on these boards.

TB censored me apparently, so I guess I was right to use 'weiner' lol

fanni717 · November 2010

lisswastaken:
I'm bored so I'm doing a mini confessions..
what does your DH do that drives you absolutely batty?
for me, it's when DH scratches his testicles in the middle of the night. He'll be dead asleep and just start scratching them. if it was only for a second it wouldn't bother me, but sometimes he does it FOREVER and I have to yell at him to stop!
the sound of it is like nails on a chalkboard. LOL

Holycrap! I seriously thought I was the only one who had a dh like this. He bends one leg, knee up, and scratches and will have no recollection! Yuck! And he hacks stuff up in the morning! So gross!

Liss_37 · November 2010

fanni717:
lisswastaken:
I'm bored so I'm doing a mini confessions..
what does your DH do that drives you absolutely batty?
for me, it's when DH scratches his testicles in the middle of the night. He'll be dead asleep and just start scratching them. if it was only for a second it wouldn't bother me, but sometimes he does it FOREVER and I have to yell at him to stop!
the sound of it is like nails on a chalkboard. LOL

Holycrap! I seriously thought I was the only one who had a dh like this. He bends one leg, knee up, and scratches and will have no recollection! Yuck! And he hacks stuff up in the morning! So gross!

haha glad to know i'm not the only one!!

alltwistedup · November 2010

He does this snorty cough a lung thing to clear his sinus's. It makes me want to throat punch him. He even does it in his sleep. It's horrible and scares they baby.

mcbray21 · November 2010

The thing that DH does that drives me the most crazy is going into the bathroom with his laptop computer and sitting on the toilet for almost an hour. Sooo annoying!

MSUMamaof2 · November 2010

lisswastaken:
I"m adding another confession.
I'm jealous of you getting groped all the time. I'd really like to be treated more like a piece of meat. the more horny husband the better. LOL

Amen to this. I'm tired of having to pinch all the ass around here.

Baby428 · November 2010

I am sorry but a lot of these seriously made me LOL! I think the absolute worst thing my husband does is hauck (sp?) up loogies like at least once an hour. I told him that I refuse to kiss/make out with him if he does this. Needless to say the last time we made out was probably on our honeymoon, 3 years ago.

darlawoods · November 2010

I'm glad my husband doesn't scratch his "areas"

The worst thing he does is slurp when he eats cereal, ugh!

MexiCali · November 2010

Right now he is sooo sick (his exaggeration not mine). He even posted on facebook "I have the flu". He does not have the freaking flu and needs to stop acting like a big baby.

fanni717 · November 2010

mcbray21:
The thing that DH does that drives me the most crazy is going into the bathroom with his laptop computer and sitting on the toilet for almost an hour. Sooo annoying!

My hubs does this with my iPad and my Mac! Can't he use his own damn computer?

MelodyMoonstone · November 2010

DH scratches his crotch in the morning. The nails on chalkboard analogy was dead on! So annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsey7521 · November 2010

AFWife1229:

My happy pills aren't working....so the list would be shorter if I told you things that DH does that DON'T drive me crazy. Lately, it's pretty much everything. But I'll list a few.

Licking/sucking food off his fingers like it's the last taste of food he'll ever have.

His gas.

The way he immediately gets a look of hatred and anger when LO does anything that slightly annoys him. I feel like I have to constantly remind him that she's 9 months old, not 20.

How he scratches places...yes places...and thinks he's secretly smelling his hand after, but it's totally obvious.

The constant sexual advances. I don't remember that last time I got a hug that didn't involve an ass or boob squeeze. I also don't remember the last time I got to go to bed without having a weiner smashed against my back, while being groped some more.

I could go on...

Lol! I can totally relate! The gas, the ass grabbing...not the secret finger smelling though. At least not that I know of.

Whenever Brooke is upset, or pissy or does something "bad" H always looks at me ans says something like "What wrong with her?" or "Why is she being like that?" Like I have all the freaking answers...Its so damn annoying!

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