I know that you think nighttime is super fun, but going to bed after midnight is insane. Please, let's have a somewhat decent bedtime tonight. Kthxbai.
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I know that you enjoy sleeping 16 hours a day, and are quite fond of going to sleep whenever the fvck you want. I also know that Nana and Papa ignored your nap schedule so that they could get some more play time with you.
What I don't know is why, now that we're home and you COULD sleep, you don't already. Quit with the whining and get your beauty rest, kiddo.
Thanks for being such a good boy at the benefit dinner, falling asleep in the car on the way home and then waking up just long enough to eat before going right to bed.
Love,
Mama
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You are not a pig, please stop squealing like one when angry. Next time, could you please notify me that you have pooped and not undo your diaper and spread it across the living room floor. Oh yes and nursing all night like a newborn is so not cool... I enjoyed it better when you only got up like 2-3 times.
Love,
Momma
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Dearest Lucas, I think that the cute little tooth that just poked through this week is adorable, but could you please not use it to bite down on Mommy's nips anymore. One time was enough for my lifetime, thankyouverymuch. Love, Mommy.
Thanks for being such a good boy at the benefit dinner, falling asleep in the car on the way home and then waking up just long enough to eat before going right to bed.
You are not a pig, please stop squealing like one when angry. Next time, could you please notify me that you have pooped and not undo your diaper and spread it across the living room floor. Oh yes and nursing all night like a newborn is so not cool... I enjoyed it better when you only got up like 2-3 times.
Love,
Momma
LOL, ohmygosh did he really open his diaper to share the wealth?? That is hilarious! And DS still gets up about 3 times a night.
You are not a pig, please stop squealing like one when angry. Next time, could you please notify me that you have pooped and not undo your diaper and spread it across the living room floor. Oh yes and nursing all night like a newborn is so not cool... I enjoyed it better when you only got up like 2-3 times.
Love,
Momma
LOL, ohmygosh did he really open his diaper to share the wealth?? That is hilarious! And DS still gets up about 3 times a night.
Yes... It was a super huge mess... Note to self NEVER NEVER leave him alone on the floor while fixing breakfast... Biggest poop mess ever...
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You are not a pig, please stop squealing like one when angry. Next time, could you please notify me that you have pooped and not undo your diaper and spread it across the living room floor. Oh yes and nursing all night like a newborn is so not cool... I enjoyed it better when you only got up like 2-3 times.
Love,
Momma
LOL, ohmygosh did he really open his diaper to share the wealth?? That is hilarious! And DS still gets up about 3 times a night.
Yes... It was a super huge mess... Note to self NEVER NEVER leave him alone on the floor while fixing breakfast... Biggest poop mess ever...
Awesome...not so much then, but does make for a great story!
C is still up like twice at night (1-2 am then 4-5 am), and then he's up a lot in the morning but sleeps on and off, so when he wakes up around 6 or 7 I bring him into my bed so I can *try* and get a little more sleep before we're up for the day.
Of course, right when I get past my exhaustion is when he takes a nap, and at that point I'm to awake to go to sleep, KWIM? I usually get a good 5-6 hour chunk of him sleeping in the beginning of the night, but last night (or this morning, I should say) my longest stretch of sleep was 3 1/2 hours.
The poop diaper is gross, but funny! Store that away to tell his future GFs
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Thanks for being such a good boy at the benefit dinner, falling asleep in the car on the way home and then waking up just long enough to eat before going right to bed.
Love,
Mama
This is just not right. Not right at all!
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I want to Thank you for being a wonderful sleeper and great at entertaining yourself when I need you too. You are a wonderful little Chubs and mommy is very proud of you.
Thank you for being in such a good mood for your Halloween pictures today even though mommy scheduled them right in the middle of your nap that you missed. I also want to thank you for being a trooper and putting on a smile all day while mommy kept you in your Halloween costume so everyone could see my cute little duck. Love you Bee-Bop.
Re: In honor of SB's post
Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie )
Dear Jack,
I know that you enjoy sleeping 16 hours a day, and are quite fond of going to sleep whenever the fvck you want. I also know that Nana and Papa ignored your nap schedule so that they could get some more play time with you.
What I don't know is why, now that we're home and you COULD sleep, you don't already. Quit with the whining and get your beauty rest, kiddo.
Love,
Mama and Daddy
Dear Dylan,
Thanks for being such a good boy at the benefit dinner, falling asleep in the car on the way home and then waking up just long enough to eat before going right to bed.
Love,
Mama
Dear Baby H,
You are not a pig, please stop squealing like one when angry. Next time, could you please notify me that you have pooped and not undo your diaper and spread it across the living room floor. Oh yes and nursing all night like a newborn is so not cool... I enjoyed it better when you only got up like 2-3 times.
Love,
Momma
Dear Jackson,
I hope someday you will learn that a 5 minute power nap is not enough for a baby (or mommy for that matter).
Love,
Mommy
C is still up like twice at night (1-2 am then 4-5 am), and then he's up a lot in the morning but sleeps on and off, so when he wakes up around 6 or 7 I bring him into my bed so I can *try* and get a little more sleep before we're up for the day.
Of course, right when I get past my exhaustion is when he takes a nap, and at that point I'm to awake to go to sleep, KWIM? I usually get a good 5-6 hour chunk of him sleeping in the beginning of the night, but last night (or this morning, I should say) my longest stretch of sleep was 3 1/2 hours.
The poop diaper is gross, but funny! Store that away to tell his future GFs
This is just not right. Not right at all!
Dear Harrison,
I want to Thank you for being a wonderful sleeper and great at entertaining yourself when I need you too. You are a wonderful little Chubs and mommy is very proud of you.
I love you angel.
Love, Momma
Dear Madison:
Thank you for being in such a good mood for your Halloween pictures today even though mommy scheduled them right in the middle of your nap that you missed. I also want to thank you for being a trooper and putting on a smile all day while mommy kept you in your Halloween costume so everyone could see my cute little duck. Love you Bee-Bop.
Love,
Mama