Freaking Baby Brain!!!!!

I work on Post (Ft. Hood).  DH came to pick me up for lunch today.  One of the guys that works in the office with me was going to be here until after I got back so I told him "I have nothing with me, not even a phone"...just as an FYI, please don't lock me out of the office. 

We got all the way to McD's...yum...and were back in the car driving back to post and it occurred to me that I left EVERYTHING in the office.  Thank GOD my BFF was home and had the car....she ran to the office, grabbed my wallet, and brought it to me at the Visitor's Center so that I could get back on post. 

omg...I'm such a jack@ss.  I told DH that if anyone gives him crap for being late (unlikely, but still) please quote me "Sir...my wife asked me to answer the question of why I'm late with this statement...and I quote "When my wife isn't pregnant, she's brilliant...when she's pregnant, she loses all brain power so the baby can be smart.  She's a fvcking idiot" LOL  DH would never repeat that unless in great humor and I was laughing the whole time I said it...but jeez...can I get any dumber????