2nd Trimester

WTH is wrong with my bump?

There are "don't touch my bump" posts all day every day. But this is my third and no one has ever touched my bump!?! Not even with the first two. WTH? Is my bump not good enough? I've had the, "are you sure it's not twins" comment with DD and the "are you sure you're that far along" with DS. But no one has ever inappropriately touched my tummy Crying I feel like the fat girl with braces and the bad perm at the high school dance.

 

 

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Re: WTH is wrong with my bump?

  • haha. Maybe you just have "biitch" written acorss your forhead so people know better than to fvck with you.

    I have gotten a few belly rubs.  But nothing ever chester the molester worthy.

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  • Yea...... We didnt want to tell you but your bump is oddly mishapen and stinks. We have all been talking about it... Sorry
  • lmao me either! And I am on #4!!!!
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  • my mil got in a good vagina grab, but I think it was just an unfortunate miss when she was going for my bump.  Still would have preferred it if she went for the top of the bump rather than the bottom.
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  • I'd touch it.  You got a purty mouth. *insert creepy giggle*
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  • Maybe Canadians are just more polite?  

    Or yeah...it's a weird bump. 

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  • LMAO, to all of these replies. Thanks ladies.
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  • Lol your not missing anything special. I was anxiously waiting for the first unwanted bump touching and I was at work one day when a patient just reached over and grabbed my bump out of no where-it actually scared me! Haaa! I wasn't expecting it and especially not from a total stranger! Since then I had a few more touching episodes. It's only cool when it's someone you know or the person asks first:) Good luck, hope you get some bump rubs soon:)
  • I KNOW!! Its the same for me.. feels like no one wants to touch my belly. The only ones who really do are my nephew Anton and ssoommetimmmes my husband. Thats it unless I grab people's hands and put it there going "He's kicking!" lol

    I was at khols the other day and there were two lanes open. I had no one behind me and i was next in line, and EVERYONE got in the other lane..so there was a line of 8 people and no one behind me! I didnt even fart! Haha.. I was like..wtf..people dont like pregnant women anymore?? Sheesh. 

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  • No strangers ever tried to rub mine last time either. I figured I just looked really cranky so they stayed clear.
  • imageAmerican mum in Blighty:
    my mil got in a good vagina grab, but I think it was just an unfortunate miss when she was going for my bump.  Still would have preferred it if she went for the top of the bump rather than the bottom.

    AWESOME! 

  • imageAmerican mum in Blighty:
    my mil got in a good vagina grab, but I think it was just an unfortunate miss when she was going for my bump.  Still would have preferred it if she went for the top of the bump rather than the bottom.
      HAHAHAHAHHA
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