i have quite possibly never laughed so hard in my life. I'm sorry. It's hilarious.
I am now thankful for my absurdly long gorilla arms, which practically drag on the ground when I walk. No joke, I can stand up straight and touch my kneecaps with my fingertips.
~Mom to an amazing Jan 2011 boy~ ~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~
Just last night I jokingly asked my DH if he would wipe my A$$ when i couldn't reach it anymore...he responded that he didn't think we'd reach the A$$ wiping stage of our marriage until we were much much older. lol
I'm sorry but this is hilarious! I'm more embarassed about my all time low...suffice it to say that at one point there was only 1 working bathroom in my house and I have 2.5 bathrooms DH will never let me live that down.
I'm sorry girl, but that is hilarious! This in no way compares, but if it makes you feel better I can no longer bend over and put my shoes on or reach my feet. so sad...
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Girl don't feel bad. It's getting harder for me to reach back there all the time. Thank God for showers or else I would never be sure it's totally clean.
That's freaking hilarious! I can still maintain my lower half, but I can't even bend down to pet the housecat, let alone change her water dish. I am a bad fur mama 'cause the kitty thinks I don't want to touch her
Joseph Michael - 12/22/2010
5lbs 9 oz, 18.5 inches long
6 months: 16lbs 15 oz, 27 inches long
I can wipe my a$$, it's my woohoo that is hard to reach with my belly. I have to stand up to wipe to get a better angle around my belly, lol. So... you are not alone. LOL.
I feel your pain. It gets harder for me to reach everyday, and I bet within the next week or so I'll be completely unable to reach while sitting as well.
OMG this post had me almost pee my pants! At work!
I can reach (for now) but like PP said the bikini area is a challenge for me when it comes to shaving...I tried the other day and when I saw the finished job in the mirror I couldn't help but make fun of myself and the bad job! Next time I use a mirror to shave!
I can wipe my a$$, it's my woohoo that is hard to reach with my belly. I have to stand up to wipe to get a better angle around my belly, lol. So... you are not alone. LOL.
I have this problem too! Oh and I can't put my socks on anymore, DH has to do it every morning for me.
Haha this is too funny. While we're on the topic of toilets I made the decision today that the toilets in my house are too low to the ground for my pregnant self (they are normal household toilets). I think I'm going to need a handicap bar to help me up and down.
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I'm laughing hysterically...with you not at you. I am the same way. I can hardly reach to wipe my hoo-ha most of the time either. I tried to get some of those wipes to help. I feel like I make a big mess just trying to wipe. I actually thought of this in the shower this morning. I know I've done this twice before, but how am I supposed to know if I'm totally clean before my cervix checks at the dr. coming up?
Re: I've hit an all time low...(gross)
LOL... I'm sorry!! That sounds...terrible! LOL! I'm sure we will all be there soon!
But, IMO you can't be ashamed of something you can't control!
LOL
I never thought about this predicament.
i have quite possibly never laughed so hard in my life. I'm sorry. It's hilarious.
I am now thankful for my absurdly long gorilla arms, which practically drag on the ground when I walk. No joke, I can stand up straight and touch my kneecaps with my fingertips.
~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~
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Just last night I jokingly asked my DH if he would wipe my A$$ when i couldn't reach it anymore...he responded that he didn't think we'd reach the A$$ wiping stage of our marriage until we were much much older. lol
I can still reach but it gets harder by the day.
5lbs 9 oz, 18.5 inches long
6 months: 16lbs 15 oz, 27 inches long
OMG this post had me almost pee my pants! At work!
I can reach (for now) but like PP said the bikini area is a challenge for me when it comes to shaving...I tried the other day and when I saw the finished job in the mirror I couldn't help but make fun of myself and the bad job! Next time I use a mirror to shave!
I'm glad I'm not alone, ladies, but I'm sorry that some of you are experiencing this, too. No fun.
I told DH about it and he was like, "I'm sorry, I love you, but I'm not going to help you wipe you a$$". Haha.
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
I have this problem too! Oh and I can't put my socks on anymore, DH has to do it every morning for me.
Haha this is too funny. While we're on the topic of toilets I made the decision today that the toilets in my house are too low to the ground for my pregnant self (they are normal household toilets). I think I'm going to need a handicap bar to help me up and down.
I'm laughing hysterically...with you not at you. I am the same way. I can hardly reach to wipe my hoo-ha most of the time either. I tried to get some of those wipes to help. I feel like I make a big mess just trying to wipe. I actually thought of this in the shower this morning. I know I've done this twice before, but how am I supposed to know if I'm totally clean before my cervix checks at the dr. coming up?
Perhaps you need a reacher!!! I know what you mean though...
Does it come in pink?