A new sales guy we just hired is all about hi-fives... like 3 an hour minimum over silly things.
One of these times my hand might "slip" and smack him in the face... seriously.

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Re: FFFC - New coworker
I would totally pull the elementary move of pulling your hand away at the last second and shouting "Too slow!!" just to prove how elementary high-fiving is.
:-)
Seriously, if this guy pulls out the fist bump, I might just quit.
I had some random customer pull it on me the other day because he loved the way he job came out (hello, I do this for a living, of course it looked fantastic!)
you look at him all serious and be like, i dont do that.
i do that when anyone tries to hi-five me, haha. i am not a fan.