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I really cannot stand my mom right now (Halloween candy related)

hollieellishollieellis
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Okay, so I'm sitting here stalking all of Hyfa's posts because my mom thinks shes hilarious and wanted to read them all, and my mom leaves and goes into the kitchen for a second. LO AND BEHOLD she comes back with the biggest bag of M&M'S I have ever seen. So of course I'm like, "GIVE ME SOME NAOW"  Moms like, "nope" and she sits here, eating literally, HANDFULLS, of m&ms, and once every three minutes she will set ONE m&m on my laptop, and be like "HERE YA GO"

 

Her excuse for torturing me, "Your doctor told you to gain weight, not to eat a whole bag of m&m's"

 

BETCH, IVE LOST EIGHT POUNDS, ILL EAT ALL THE FVCKING M&M'S I WANT.

 also: one rolled off my laptop and under my ass and im freaking out cause i cant find it and i want it SO bad. ugh, im going to have a melted brown stain on the ass of my shorts.

 AND MOM FYI: My doctor didnt tell me i COULD eat a hwole bag of m&m's, but he also didnt tell me i COULDNT

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  • naenay797naenay797
    That's just mean. Why don't you go to the store and buy your own bag and eat them in front of her?
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  • HolliEllisonHolliEllison

    Did her doctor also tell her to gain weight?!

     

    Then why the hell is she eating an entire bag of M&Ms?!?

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    Did her doctor also tell her to gain weight?!

     

    Then why the hell is she eating an entire bag of M&Ms?!?

     

    THIS, she would go DOWN for that little stunt.

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  • HoolahZingerHoolahZinger member
    Walk away with your laptop! Looks like she'll just have to make up her own bump account and stalk if she's gonna be a beezy about frickin M&Ms!
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  • TiffanyTheMomTiffanyTheMom member
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    Did her doctor also tell her to gain weight?!

     

    Then why the hell is she eating an entire bag of M&Ms?!?

     

    THIS, she would go DOWN for that little stunt.

    Ditto. But I'd eat a bag of mini snicker's in front of my mom and only let her have one out of the entire bag. That's REALLY tick her off. But it's all fair in love and war, right?

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  • posvaneposvane
    8 lbs.... I've lost at least 15 already. And, M&M's don't even seem appetizing. Totally buy some bags and hide them : )   : )
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  • Jennis22Jennis22 member
    Time to smack a b!tch!
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  • hollieellishollieellis

    I freaking love you guys. ahaha

     

    I actually went and got a 12 pack of Yoohoos and i put them in the fridge and told her she couldnt drink any, and i bought tootsie rolls and told her she couldnt have them either. Tootsie rolls are FAVORITE.  Mannn i feel like a badasssss

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