I'm out of things that are in my nightstand. Damn. It's got printing, it isn't a rabbit or a bullet and it's not a cream or lubricant. Nor is it buttholes or pubic hair. Or candy. Candy was a good suggestion. And it's not underwear.
Is it... a mag light?
Literally for the first time ever I laughed a tear out over a post. I've come close but buttholes and pubic hair pushed me right over that ledge.
Re: I've picked my word, now ask me questions
If it is what I think it is, it probably reeks.
Or a vibrator.
I hope it's not her wedding ring. That was my next question.
Bahahaha
It does not smell like vag, no batteries, there is print on the package, not a dildo or vibrator, did I miss anything else?
Not my wedding ring
I guess that rules out wedding ring. Is it a candy bar?
I'm interested in creamsicle gag cream now, but no.
Not a gun, not a tampon, not a candy bar
or lube?
Your H gets 5 extra gold stars if he can name the color.
Yes! And you get 10 gold stars if you can name the color. Hurry you need to beat the H.
Oh I missed the night stand part! All I saw was near your vag. My bad
Hey wait, I said condom first. Look at post above hers. I say blue.
lol, it's ok, maybe she has a merkin she keeps in there.
I just saw this....blue.