So I know this is the TTGP board, but what if...

tigerhearted · September 2010

JessD0703:
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!

Indifferent

BetchySprout · September 2010

Sweets11:
JessD0703:

My husband and I used Natural Family planning to avoid, if you aren't using birth control this could be an option for you (we don't believe in bc). Basically you are looking for your CM to be drying up and you want to wait 3-4 days after your peak cervical mucus. This is most effective when you are also temping. Its called the sympto-thermal method
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!
You're an idiot. You got lucky. You were one of the 20% who gets pregnant any given cycle.

Your husband doesn't have 'super sperm' and you are not 'super fertile'. You are just lucky (and a total, insensitive turd).

I knew at least one of you was in my head. Being too stupid to use NFP correctly does not super fertile/super sperm make.

ccam · September 2010

I really hope Jess came back to read all of these responses. Way to knock us all down so you can feel better about yourself.

mrsbaker1128 · September 2010

ccam:
I really hope Jess came back to read all of these responses. Way to knock us all down so you can feel better about yourself.

Just wait until she get m/s today, then she'll be back..ya know, to show herself how lucky she really is.

AmberZ2be · September 2010

JessD0703:

My husband and I used Natural Family planning to avoid, if you aren't using birth control this could be an option for you (we don't believe in bc). Basically you are looking for your CM to be drying up and you want to wait 3-4 days after your peak cervical mucus. This is most effective when you are also temping. Its called the sympto-thermal method

Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am

Good Luck!

In the words of POF-I hope you pee your pants every day of your pregnancy. PEE PANTS!!!!

Oh if you are lurking POF-that was a great day! I can still laugh about it.

notkateanymore · September 2010

JessD0703:
My husband and I used Natural Family planning to avoid, if you aren't using birth control this could be an option for you (we don't believe in bc). Basically you are looking for your CM to be drying up and you want to wait 3-4 days after your peak cervical mucus. This is most effective when you are also temping. Its called the sympto-thermal method
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!

Well, I'm sure you know this already, but you're a horrible person and Karma is a ***.

ermaderma · September 2010

AmberZ2be:
JessD0703:

My husband and I used Natural Family planning to avoid, if you aren't using birth control this could be an option for you (we don't believe in bc). Basically you are looking for your CM to be drying up and you want to wait 3-4 days after your peak cervical mucus. This is most effective when you are also temping. Its called the sympto-thermal method

Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am

Good Luck!

In the words of POF-I hope you pee your pants every day of your pregnancy. PEE PANTS!!!!

Oh if you are lurking POF-that was a great day! I can still laugh about it.

Personally I enjoy wishing that she will get diarrhea and sh!t herself.

There. I feel better now.

Temp878586125009588 · September 2010

JessD0703:
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am

Duckie205 · September 2010

JessD0703:
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!

You seriously hands down win the award for biggest b**ch of the year. It doesn't matter how long us ladies on this board have been trying for, we all desperately want to be in your shoes right now expecting a LO. I feel sorry for your DH who has to deal with you because this comment obviously tells what kind of person you are. And insensitivity is only one of them. Get off our board and go bother your own.

mrsbaker1128 · September 2010

ermaderma:

Personally I enjoy wishing that she will get diarrhea and sh!t herself.

There. I feel better now.

Daysie:

HAHAHA! I you both!

tulips12_30 · September 2010

leathersmel4:

Holy freakin' moly!

Congrats on your husbands super sperm and your ovaries that got confused with the time change. Could you give us some tips since you can get KU and the ladies here aren't yet?

Really, you need to just go back to 1st Tri and never return. It will do you good.

PS. Thanks for being such a douchecanoe.

I just can't disagree with anything about the above statement!!!!

youngin12 · September 2010

I'm really sad I missed this yesterday. I would have loved to let all my anger out on her.

JessD,

Since I'm in a good mood today, I'll just say that you're a biitch.

Much love-

A bitter, mean, biitchy, and unlucky TTGPer

katiesue55419 · September 2010

I'm sure others have already checked out some of her posts, but I just looked at one on the April board from a few days ago whining about m/s. If anyone needs a reminder of how blessed they are, they can check out this wonderful post authored by you-know-who and see what other April moms are now saying to her:

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43074130.aspx

Even with as dumb as she sounds, I'm guessing that she knows she's not welcome around here anymore. Enjoy!

Brilanea · September 2010

LindsRockies:
JessD0703:

Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!
Wow. Really?? This is a heartless thing to post on a TTGP board.

This.

WOW.

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