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This is pregnancy related and TMI if you don't like wang

My H's wang specifically. 

So I fellashed (had to sound that out) H last night, right? I immediately burst into tears when it was done. He freaked out and it goes as follows:

H: OMG what's wrong?!

M: No, nothing, I swear it's hormones

H: You offered! I thought you wanted to I'm so sorry

M: No I did, seriously nothing is wrong

H: Then why are you crying?

M: I don't know!

H: Something must have happened. I don't understand this.

M: You got me pregnant! ::sobbing::

At the present time I still have no idea why this happened. I'm blaming hormones because literally nothing happened beside getting all hot and bothered.

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Re: This is pregnancy related and TMI if you don't like wang

  • I don't think that's spelled right.  But I don't know how to spell it.  Just perform it :)

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  • LMAO...I can just imagine the look on his face when you started crying afterwards. Indifferent
  • imagerkearns0821:
    LMAO...I can just imagine the look on his face when you started crying afterwards. Indifferent

    We had been laying there in the dark bedroom for a few minutes talking and I was trying so hard to stop it as it crept over me. In my mind I was like 'WTF is this about?" and then he heard it in my voice and freaked out. Then the floodgates opened.

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  • Ha! Did he leave the money on the dresser afterwards? Tears and BJ's shouldn't go together unless its deep throat and you gagged so hard that your eyes teared up. Your DH is one lucky SOB because I know that if I were to on mine I'd probably puke on him and that would either awaken a nasty fetish that I didn't need to know about, or gross him out from ever wanting me again.

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  • One of my good guy friends is hooking up with this girl and when he's done somehow it flys through the air and hits her in the eye. She starts freaking out and crying and gets into the fetal position. Eventuall she gets up and goes to the bathroom. And what does my friend do then? Calls me and tells me what happened and what in the world should he do next. She hears him on the phone and storms out the room. They break up obviously. I took my friend's side on this one. The fetal position? Seriously drama queen.

    So as long as you didn't get into the fetal position, I say you're allowed to cry to DH at any time. :)

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  • imagemandaree:
    Ha! Did he leave the money on the dresser afterwards? Tears and BJ's shouldn't go together unless its deep throat and you gagged so hard that your eyes teared up. Your DH is one lucky SOB because I know that if I were to on mine I'd probably puke on him and that would either awaken a nasty fetish that I didn't need to know about, or gross him out from ever wanting me again.

    this.. i cant even brush my tongue when im brushing my teeth in the morning without throwing up or gagging.

  • Were you sad because you ate a bunch of potential babies???
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  • imagethebigmare4:

     She starts freaking out and crying and gets into the fetal position. Eventuall she gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    OMG what a tool. I wouldn't say that feels good but it's not like getting sulpheric acid in your eyeball!

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  • imageHyfagal:
    imagethebigmare4:

     She starts freaking out and crying and gets into the fetal position. Eventuall she gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    OMG what a tool. I wouldn't say that feels good but it's not like getting sulpheric acid in your eyeball!

     

    LMAO. I'm remember the first time DH got it in my eye .It was really red and bloodshot. He totally freaked out thinking it was going to damage my vision or something.

  • imageMrsTotty:
    Were you sad because you ate a bunch of potential babies???

    I shed a tear for each wasted baby. It took a while.

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  • Why not just say blow job instead of trying to spell out the technical term?

     

    My DH hasn't had one of these FOREVER!!  Gag reflexes!!

  • u poor thing dont feel bad... this has happened to me like 3 times... I convince myself that  ive hurt the baby somehow and start crying cause i think im a bad mama... its awful
  • imagehudsaunt1:

    Why not just say blow job instead of trying to spell out the technical term?

    Because I'm a lady. Obviously. Bahaha.

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  • imageMrsTotty:
    Were you sad because you ate a bunch of potential babies???

    You just made me pee a little!!! See with my DH, I really don't have to worry about this...very little baby batter and that he has is "mentally disabled" and are directionally challenged.  

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    Not Tulips.

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  • Perhaps you were afraid that it was on the "do not eat" list and that you cause some irreparable dammage.

    I insist you call your OB and ask if swallowing is bad for the baby

    Come one....I'll give you $20

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  • imageKingMama:

    Perhaps you were afraid that it was on the "do not eat" list and that you cause some irreparable dammage.

    I insist you call your OB and ask if swallowing is bad for the baby

    Come one....I'll give you $20

    When I was on the first tri boards the first time around, someone seriously asked if swallowing the spermies after a BJ would harm their 6 week old fetus.  I shiit you not.   

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  • Perhaps you were afraid that it was on the "do not eat" list and that you cause some irreparable damage.

    I insist you call your OB and ask if swallowing is bad for the baby

    Come one....I'll give you $20

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  • stupid double posting.....

    No, that doesn't mean you get $40....

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  • I seriously just peed my pants a little! LMAO!

     

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  • Fellashed??!?! hahaha I love that "verb" tense of the word!
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