You're trying to NOT get pregnant? Liiiike I wanted to wait to actually start trying until I..A. Got my period after coming off bcp and breastfeeding, and B. have seen my gyno for my annual. One down, now I just need to get to the dr. next week. Question here is: I'm on CD18 right now I haven't charted, but did notice EWCM the other day, not so much today at all..would you risk it and have sex anyway..or do you think I could potentially still be a fertile myrtle? :P I really just want the go-ahead from Dr. before we officially get on board with TTC.
Re: So I know this is the TTGP board, but what if...
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ewwww...just not the same LOL
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Ummm this.
The "Ew condoms" line of thought is exactly why so many ill-equipt teenagers get knocked up. I guess if you're willing to get pregnant right this instant then go ahead.
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haha good enough for me! My appointment is next monday ladies..I just wanted to chat with my Dr. first..it'd be okay if I got pregnant now, I just don't want to get pregnant before my annual.
What difference is it really going to make? They can still do a pap on you while/if you're KU.
If it were me I wouldn't miss the chance because you never know how long it could take. But I'm also considered infertile.. and you're not so.. thats just my thought.
My husband and I used Natural Family planning to avoid, if you aren't using birth control this could be an option for you (we don't believe in bc). Basically you are looking for your CM to be drying up and you want to wait 3-4 days after your peak cervical mucus. This is most effective when you are also temping. Its called the sympto-thermal method
Just fyi - it didn't really work for us, we got married in July and because of the time change on our honeymoon I ovulated a little early and my husband has super sperm so we got pregnant and I am now 11 weeks. I just lurk over hear when my morning sickness is really bad so I really appreciate how blessed I am
Good Luck!
I agree, that was not really necessary. I am glad we make you feel better because you are luckier than we are, but maybe you should think first and then post.
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Seriously. WTF? "I'm so lucky. These chicks over here can't even get KU." Whatever makes you feel better about yourself...but for realz. Keep these thoughts in your head.
REALLY?!?!
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BFP 11/29/13 - DD2 7/18/14
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Agreed. You're a grade A douche for saying something like that. Please take your smug pg ass and your super sperm and do not come back here. That's me asking you politely.
Reading your post made me realize how blessed I am to have empathy, compassion, and impulse control. Clearly you have none of the three. Seriously, did you read what you just wrote??
I lurk here to offer support and cheer on all of the wonderful ladies on this board (many of whom I know pretty well after spending 8 months here myself). Rubbing your "I'm too stupid to figure out NFP" oopsie pregnancy in all of their faces under the guise that you are offering advice is insulting and makes me ANGRY.
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I'm typing this while I'm picking my jaw up off the ground. Are you f'n kidding me?? This is the most insensitive post I have seen yet and I cannot believe how angry I am about this. You my dear, just need to leave and never EVER come back.
Wow. Really? You are a special kind of DB aren't you?!!!! I kinda want to punch you in the face. For real.
I hope that you have morning sickness EVERY hour of EVERY day for the rest of your pregnancy
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After 3 years TTC with PCOS and two losses Olivia Nikelle was born 4-08-13
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so I should be thinking how lucky I am to not having morning sickness right now (and therefore not be KU)?
I haven't thrown up since I was 9. I'm 27 now. I CAN'T freakin wait to throw up again in the form of morning sickness. I can't wait to use my sick days for this.
And when I do start throwing up or feeling under the weather or whatever the hell morning sickness feels like, I will never throw it in the face of the ladies here.
Wow...I don't understand how someone could be such a jerk. Why the heck would you post this here?
DD born 07/2011 DD due 11/18/2013
What a heartless, b!tchy thing to say. Congrats on failing with NFP. I hope none of your IRL friends are actually TTC right now, because if I had to hear about "super sperm" from someone with an oops pregnancy right now I think I'd punch them in the face. Which is what you deserve. Go back to 1st tri to complain about your morning sickness.
Wow, really? I just came over here today from the M/C board because we lost our baby last week. I am looking for INSPIRATION and POSITIVITY from these ladies...but you could go lurk on the M/C boards, that would probably make you feel even more lucky....
ouch
So instead of being an infertile biotch like all of us on TTGP you are a fertile one on first tri instead? Congratulations on failing at being at decent person today. And I'm sorry your ovaries didn't get the memo you were in a different time zone, what does that even mean anyway? Maybe you could make money off bottling that "super sperm" to save up for your unexpected blessing.........
Who let the b*tch into the party? Take your pukey ass back where you belong Miss Immaturity.
And thanks Chupie!!
Holy freakin' moly!
Congrats on your husbands super sperm and your ovaries that got confused with the time change. Could you give us some tips since you can get KU and the ladies here aren't yet?
Really, you need to just go back to 1st Tri and never return. It will do you good.
PS. Thanks for being such a douchecanoe.
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If the "super sperm" was willing to knock that person up, I do NOT want any.
Hey JessD0703: Congrats on being a complete douchenozzle. Enjoy your "oopsie". *gigglesnort* If you can't figure out NFP, you might want to practice figuring out which way is the front of the diaper now.
You know, just in case you end up being in another time zone.
Or something.
You're an idiot. You got lucky. You were one of the 20% who gets pregnant any given cycle.
P.S. I was able to get pregnant twice. Once while I was on the pill and once the first time I had unprotected sex. Now we've been TTC for 14 consecutive cycles with no pregnancy.
Your husband doesn't have 'super sperm' and you are not 'super fertile'. You are just lucky (and a total, insensitive turd).
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23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
WOW! You are something else! I hope after reading all the posts from these lovely ladies that you realize how absolutely horrible your post was!! Honestly, you have some serious nerve to come on here and post something like that! Seriously go back to the first tri board, and I hope that when I am there that you have moved on because I never want to see another post from you!!
Bwahahaha!
I am SO tempted to go over to April 2011 Moms and laugh in her face. Her posts are complete b!tching and moaning about morning sickness. BOO-EFFING-HOO.
I also high five your use of the term "twatwaffle"
Me too, I noticed it a few other times in the other post, its a perfect descriptor for this.
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Really?....... you've GOT to be kidding me with this!! First of all.. who has to TRY to feel blessed about getting pregnant?! and second.. Please tell me where you went on your honeymoon so i can go there with DH cuz he has super sperm as well and i'd love to ovulate early...... you are an IDIOT! Not only does this post piss me off, but it makes me laugh.. I can't believe some people could be SO stupid!.. and in a way, i'm glad you posted.. When i see people as idiotic as you, it makes me "really appreciate how blessed i am"
TTC since: September 2010
BFP 1/18/2013 - beta #1 - 174
1/21/2013 beta #2 - 705