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I think I'll pass out videos of the birth to visitors....

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https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43124890.aspx

I'll be sure to include all vagina shots and close ups of the placenta.

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Re: I think I'll pass out videos of the birth to visitors....

  • mom2haymom2hay
    Someone has too much time on their hands for that.  As far as giving the nurses something, I guess it would be nice but they are getting paid to do their job. 
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  • jamiemsmithjamiemsmith member

    WTF... they need to bring me sh!t, I just pushed a watermelon out of a walnut (at best)! Favors...psssht!

    I will probably do a TY card to the staff though, when I worked in a hospital the L&D ladies loved that! If something else goes down, maybe I'll get them a thank you basket or something along those lines, but I wouldn't make it-- they won't eat it!

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    imagejamiemsmith:

    WTF... they need to bring me sh!t, I just pushed a watermelon out of a walnut (at best)! Favors...psssht!

    ::shudders::

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    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    haha Mornting!!!!!

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  • jamiemsmithjamiemsmith member

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

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  • mom2haymom2hay
    imagejamiemsmith:

    WTF... they need to bring me sh!t, I just pushed a watermelon out of a walnut (at best)! Favors...psssht!

    I will probably do a TY card to the staff though, when I worked in a hospital the L&D ladies loved that! If something else goes down, maybe I'll get them a thank you basket or something along those lines, but I wouldn't make it-- they won't eat it!

    This, As long as my nurses aren't the ditsy sisters that I got a few weeks ago when I had to go in.  They were fighting and arguing and giggling the entire time.  Thank God it was close to shift change and I didn't deal with them very long.

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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    imagejamiemsmith:

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

    and if you break these rules, I will be forced to put you in a corner for a period of 10 minutes with absolutely no speaking privileges. 

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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  • jamiemsmithjamiemsmith member
    imageJ+MS:
    imagejamiemsmith:

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

    and if you break these rules, I will be forced to put you in a corner for a period of 10 minutes with absolutely no speaking privileges. 

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    Edited: Wrong pic... too early

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  • mom2haymom2hay
    imageJ+MS:
    imagejamiemsmith:

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

    and if you break these rules, I will be forced to put you in a corner for a period of 10 minutes with absolutely no speaking privileges. 

    No it needs to be longer than 10 mins and what happens if she breaks the rules twice??

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  • mom2haymom2hay
    imagejamiemsmith:
    imageJ+MS:
    imagejamiemsmith:

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

    and if you break these rules, I will be forced to put you in a corner for a period of 10 minutes with absolutely no speaking privileges. 

    image

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    I was wondering about the pic...LMAO This is cracking me up wayyy too much.  I think I'm getting slap happy from lack of sleep.

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  • JasmineBrookeJasmineBrooke
    imageJ+MS:

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/43124890.aspx

    I'll be sure to include all vagina shots and close ups of the placenta. 

    My mom was that lady.  When she had my sister, I was 11 and she had the WHOLE family in the delivery room (my stepdad, me, my little brother, our cousins, her sisters, her sisters' S/Os, my grandparents...)  

    Not only that, but my aunt taped the delivery and for years afterward my mom would bust it out whenever my friends were over at my house, saying things like, "Oh you have to see this - it's so COOL!"  She even showed it to my boyfriends!  

    Yeah, adolescence was fun.

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  • tmac1022tmac1022
    imagejamiemsmith:
    imageJ+MS:
    imagejamiemsmith:

    imagesylwill:
    Where do I sign up to get one?

    You're up early!! You have to sign her terms of agreement posted on the door of her postpartum room. Then you have to drop your cellphone, camera, and any other picture taking devices into a lock box on your way in. Don't forget your Germ-X 

    and if you break these rules, I will be forced to put you in a corner for a period of 10 minutes with absolutely no speaking privileges. 

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    bahahaha!

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  • jamiemsmithjamiemsmith member
    imageJasmineBrooke:

    My mom was that lady.  When she had my sister, I was 11 and she had the WHOLE family in the delivery room (my stepdad, me, my little brother, our cousins, her sisters, her sisters' S/Os, my grandparents...)  

    Not only that, but my aunt taped the delivery and for years afterward my mom would bust it out whenever my friends were over at my house, saying things like, "Oh you have to see this - it's so COOL!"  She even showed it to my boyfriends!  

    Yeah, adolescence was fun.

    Was that the end of most of your relationships? 

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  • JasmineBrookeJasmineBrooke
    imagejamiemsmith:
    imageJasmineBrooke:

    My mom was that lady.  When she had my sister, I was 11 and she had the WHOLE family in the delivery room (my stepdad, me, my little brother, our cousins, her sisters, her sisters' S/Os, my grandparents...)  

    Not only that, but my aunt taped the delivery and for years afterward my mom would bust it out whenever my friends were over at my house, saying things like, "Oh you have to see this - it's so COOL!"  She even showed it to my boyfriends!  

    Yeah, adolescence was fun.

    Was that the end of most of your relationships? 

    Ha, that's not a bad idea!  I should have brought my mom around more often with all the creeps I dated in college!

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