I say vagina. So does my fiance. I just prefer it that way, with no made up terms. I guess va jay jay doesn't piss me off or anything, but i squirmed a little when the cover of Cosmo said in big bold letters: VA-JAY-JAY: Get to know yours. Or something like that.
It's usually crotch, vag, downtown, or hoo-hoo for me. I don't care if other people say vagina or if I use it when I'm talking to my doctor, but I just personally don't like to say it.
For DH...it's his peener, petey, woo-hoo, thingy, ding dong, or stick shift. He hates when I say penis.
And as a little confession, sometimes it's hilarious to me to play "What gear am I in?" Hahaha. I make him guess, hahaha.
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It's usually crotch, vag, downtown, or hoo-hoo for me. I don't care if other people say vagina or if I use it when I'm talking to my doctor, but I just personally don't like to say it.
For DH...it's his peener, petey, woo-hoo, thingy, ding dong, or stick shift. He hates when I say penis.
And as a little confession, sometimes it's hilarious to me to play "What gear am I in?" Hahaha. I make him guess, hahaha.
I only use the term "snatch" when referring to ugly people or women I don't care for. Otherwise I say "cha cha," "girlie bits," "hoo ha," "kitten," "gyne," or "squish mitten."
OMG I think snatch is like the funniest word for vagina ever! In fact I've been in a shiitty mood all day and when i read the trolls post calling you a snatch, I cracked up laughing. The last time I heard that was high school. So in conclusion, trolls are good for lots!
bahahahahaha! I love it! I have to say that I use C*ck, D*ck or peto(pee tow) for little boys but thats it and it depends on the crowd for what I say from vagina. Recently when people ask how Im feeling I say I feel like some one gut punched the TWaff... (twatwaffle)
I also have a story my nephew and his GF were talking to her little sister and they said lets name words that start with the letter B (shes 3) She says OK! BREAD, BOOK, BAGINA! hahahahahaha!
bahahahahaha! I love it! I have to say that I use C*ck, D*ck or peto(pee tow) for little boys but thats it and it depends on the crowd for what I say from vagina. Recently when people ask how Im feeling I say I feel like some one gut punched the TWaff... (twatwaffle)
I also have a story my nephew and his GF were talking to her little sister and they said lets name words that start with the letter B (shes 3) She says OK! BREAD, BOOK, BAGINA! hahahahahaha!
"BAGINA" thats priceless! I wouldn't have been able to control my laughter!
Re: I actually like the word "snatch".
I should have implied HEAVY sarcasm......
LOL. its the third syllable that really weighs those big words down.
You are awesome
penis=pene? lol
I've been calling it "wang" lately. lol Normally I just call it penis though.
well, of course!
hehe i have to add a funny story.
the other day i was talking with my mom, and i brought up the word va jay jay. my 5 yr old nephew over heard me and went up to my mom and said.
"grandma, you look like a va jay jay." ( he has no idea what it is)
hahahahaha it was the funniest thing ive ever heard him say.i thought i was going to break my water from laughing!!!
just thought i would share that funny little moment.
I'm super mature and say this, sometimes, too! "Hangs like sleeve of wizard" GROSS!!! hahaha!!! (See? Mature!)
Usually I just say vagina and penis.
It's usually crotch, vag, downtown, or hoo-hoo for me. I don't care if other people say vagina or if I use it when I'm talking to my doctor, but I just personally don't like to say it.
For DH...it's his peener, petey, woo-hoo, thingy, ding dong, or stick shift. He hates when I say penis.
And as a little confession, sometimes it's hilarious to me to play "What gear am I in?" Hahaha. I make him guess, hahaha.
BAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just LOL'd.
DH HATES the word Va-jay-jay lol. He says that is stupid and I wish you never learned that word.
I mainly call them my goodies (use a general term for down there).
I only use the term "snatch" when referring to ugly people or women I don't care for. Otherwise I say "cha cha," "girlie bits," "hoo ha," "kitten," "gyne," or "squish mitten."
Just kidding about the last one....
bahahahahaha! I love it! I have to say that I use C*ck, D*ck or peto(pee tow) for little boys but thats it and it depends on the crowd for what I say from vagina. Recently when people ask how Im feeling I say I feel like some one gut punched the TWaff... (twatwaffle)
I also have a story my nephew and his GF were talking to her little sister and they said lets name words that start with the letter B (shes 3) She says OK! BREAD, BOOK, BAGINA! hahahahahaha!
"BAGINA" thats priceless! I wouldn't have been able to control my laughter!