I posted this on the January board, but thought you ladies might have some input as well....
I went to the grocery store last night and as I was in the checkout line the lady infront of me turns to me and smiles. Then it came. The belly rub.
space invading, belly rubbing jerk: "Oh when are you due?"
The horrible person that I am: "Due for what?"
Her face was complete shock and humiliation. She turned around and didn't say another word. Once she was out of sight I told the check out lady I was due in January with an evil smile. She started laughing hysterically and said that she wished she could have done something like that when she was pregnant. She too hated the the space invading, belly rubbing jerks!
Re: Am I a horrible person (Repost from Jan. board)
LOL!
I'm going to use that line next time someone does that to me.
You might go to hell for that but at least you didn't pull a Rex Kwon Do on her.
Break the wrist and walk away.
THIS!!!!!
You have saved all of us from that belly-rubber -- thanks!!
1 down, thousands more to go. :-)
bfp#4 3/19/2014 edd 12/1/2014 please let this be the one!
beta @ 5w0d = 12,026! u/s 4/22/14 @ 8w1d it's twins!