"My sex is on fire" - A PSA brought to you by me...

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

So to any Kings of Leon fans or not so much...who wondered WTF that song means...I can now tell you with 100% certainty that I know.

Let's backtrack...

Sunday morning...I finally convince DH that a little easy going sex is ok. So things are great, I'm a happy girl....mid way through the act IM ON FIRE....WTF...so I grin and bare it as I am NOT ABOUT to make him stop when it took me this long to get him to go...now whats going through my head is...hmmm I have read posts about girls being allergic to semen...blah blah blah...when all is said and done I hop in the shower and my vag is like new...so I think nothing more of it...out of crotch outta mind I guess. So I go into the kitchen where DH is now making breakfast...all of a sudden he drops the knife and runs to the kitchen sink to rinse his eyes that are now burning...WTF is going on? SO then it hits us...Saturday night he was making hot wing sauce and he had diced up fresh habenaro peppers (sp)...and even though he took a shower apparently the oil was still in his skin...so not only did he give me flaming vag he has now burned his own eyes...we start cracking up, the kids think we are crazy...and I am happy that the only problem in my woman parts is that they are not a fan of Habeneros.

You have been warned!

phanatic · September 2010

i legitimately just hacked on my coffee.

SpartanChick88 · September 2010

OMG!

Um... I know that if you drink milk it will help reduce the fire in your mouth... so, uh...

bmx4 · September 2010

It's only noon by me, but this may be the best post of the day!

CinemaGoddess · September 2010

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

::takes breath::

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MissNikki007 · September 2010

I'm still giggling about this.

uluvfranke · September 2010

I know you did it on purpose for the kink factor. you cant fool us! if it ever happens again a milk bath is awfully soothing.. yes I do speak from experience,.

OctoberBabyH · September 2010

OMFG, lady! I am sorry but I have to laugh a little at this one. I am sorry about your fire crotch (especially during sex) You truly are a champ for holding out, though! I (TMI?) have been having "fire crotch" just due to swelling. (I have taken to icing my crotch, even though it will not necessarily make the swelling go down...I'd like to believe that it's temporary relief at least!) The dr. said it's normal, but he can get fvcked. Ooops! Sorry - that was mean! HAH! Thanks for the warning though!

J+MS · September 2010

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. Only you.

MommaEm · September 2010

HAHAHA, I just started laughing and made my boyfriend turn off his ps3 game and just look at me because I couldn't stop!!

I am so sorry you had fire crotch!! Thankfully the shower worked and made it better!!!

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

MissNikki007:
I'm still giggling about this.

I almost forgot that I was going to share this but that song just came on and I spit Gatorade across my desk...

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

cinema_goddess:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

::takes breath::

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yep...you laugh...one day...somewhere somehow...you too will know this pain LMAO

LILBIT1221 · September 2010

OctoberBabyH:
OMFG, lady! I am sorry but I have to laugh a little at this one. I am sorry about your fire crotch (especially during sex) You truly are a champ for holding out, though! I (TMI?) have been having "fire crotch" just due to swelling. (I have taken to icing my crotch, even though it will not necessarily make the swelling go down...I'd like to believe that it's temporary relief at least!) The dr. said it's normal, but he can get fvcked. Ooops! Sorry - that was mean! HAH! Thanks for the warning though!

i remember reading about your ice packs...and i meant to ask you at the time why you were using them...but then i was like...hmmmm maybe I dont wanna know!

CinemaGoddess · September 2010

LILBIT1221:
cinema_goddess:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

::takes breath::

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yep...you laugh...one day...somewhere somehow...you too will know this pain LMAO

Until that day, I will laugh as I've never laughed before.

stephanieroyer · September 2010

i love kings of leon.. and now everytime i hear "sex on fire" i will think of you lmao.. this has made my day..oh and sorry for your pain!

Mayoral04 · September 2010

LOL! this is too funny. Poor you.

KJmashup · September 2010

Tee-hee!

OctoberBabyH · September 2010

LILBIT1221:
OctoberBabyH:
OMFG, lady! I am sorry but I have to laugh a little at this one. I am sorry about your fire crotch (especially during sex) You truly are a champ for holding out, though! I (TMI?) have been having "fire crotch" just due to swelling. (I have taken to icing my crotch, even though it will not necessarily make the swelling go down...I'd like to believe that it's temporary relief at least!) The dr. said it's normal, but he can get fvcked. Ooops! Sorry - that was mean! HAH! Thanks for the warning though!

i remember reading about your ice packs...and i meant to ask you at the time why you were using them...but then i was like...hmmmm maybe I dont wanna know!

::blushes:: Yeah apparently it is nothing out of the ordinary (according to the OB and yes, he has checked it out - ya know - during my ass&vag swab! HAH!) But it's nothing gross or whatever. Just achy. YAY vaginas!

MissNikki007 · September 2010

Brezza:

Dude, you're killing me.

And seriously, I freaking hate Kings of Leon. That song is crap and "Sex on Fire" is obviously a reference to some sort of venereal disease issue that one (or all) of the bandmembers must be facing. Everytime I hear it I just think of PSA's for safe sex. And now you've just further proved my point - hah!

I laugh every time I hear this term. Mature, huh?