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SpartanChick88
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What Are Your Thoughts on Tap Dancing Penguins?
101 uses for the pregnant belly
SpartanChick88
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I'm going to need some help to get to 101 so start posting!
#1 - Melon ramp
This morning I was eating cantalope out of a ziploc. I didn't realize two pieces were stuck together and one fell as I ate the other. It rolled down my belly, flipped up in the air like an Olympic snowboarder and jumped right back in the bag. The dog was disappointed so I gave him a piece.
What Are Your Thoughts on Tap Dancing Penguins?
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Re: 101 uses for the pregnant belly
#2. Cup holder
Boobs help to have a better advantage but I sit my cup on my tummy and between my cleavage and I haven't had any complaints about spillage yet. BTW, I don't do this in public and would not recommend public cup holding.
IVF #1 1/10-transfered 2 blasts- DS born 10/2010
March 2015- Chemical pg
1/25/16- BFP Beta1 12dpo = 17, Beta 2 14 dpo = 28.. resulted in one beautiful boy born 9/21/16
Now I'm a stay at home loving life and pursuing my love of photography!!!
3. Food saver.
No matter how hard I try, I end up spilling all over myself when I eat, especially down my shirt. I figure I'm saving that food for later.
4. Book/cat rest.
It's really very handy having a solid shelf right there so I can rest the baby books on it while I read them. Then, of course, the cat realizes that there's a solid shelf there and must take advantage. Until he realizes that the belly is, in fact, moving and gets all freaked out and runs away.
Unable to even.
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#5: Crowd Control
I was easily able to maneuver through the crowd at a concert last week so long as I kept my hands on my belly. People were quick to get out of the way!
5. Cell Phone holder
Wedge the phone between belly and boobs.
#6 Bathroom pass
I was in McD's and had to pee SO BAD, there was a line and the ladies let me go in front of everyone saying they had been there!
These are great ladies, keep 'em coming!
What Are Your Thoughts on Tap Dancing Penguins?
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
::snort::
Duster. I don't know how many times I've rubbed my belly up against something trying to pass by it and I come away with dust/dirt/whatever on my shirt.
Dish Towel...
as in- when you lean against the sink or counter and have a sweet wet line across the bottom of your belly.
this is exactly what I was going to put. my bump is always wet right at counter top height.
Its also a crumb catcher. My dogs know to sniff my bump when I'm done eating to find scraps..haha
weapon. i like to push it against DH and yell "BABY ATTACK!"
still cracks me up, even when he sees it coming.
(I mean, it's not a very *good* weapon, but it's funny.)