When I was in college- the girl my boyfriend was cheating on me with I called "SlutBitchWhoreHo" turns out he got her pregnant at 20 and got married! And I also like the insult "StupidCockSucker"
I'm also now partial to "ass spelunker" that michrocc used in another post.
I wish I could take full credit for that one. It's actually a quote from the South Park Movie, when the boys get taken to the guidance councelor's office for swearing and Mr. Garrison reads a list of things they've said:
That's the scene, too, where he hands the list over to their parents and Kyle's mom, reading the list, says "What's a rim job?" And Cartman's mom says "Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and someone licks your @ss."
And Kyle's mom's all
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I'm also now partial to "ass spelunker" that michrocc used in another post.
I wish I could take full credit for that one. It's actually a quote from the South Park Movie, when the boys get taken to the guidance councelor's office for swearing and Mr. Garrison reads a list of things they've said:
That's the scene, too, where he hands the list over to their parents and Kyle's mom, reading the list, says "What's a rim job?" And Cartman's mom says "Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and someone licks your @ss."
Re: Here is a list of my favorite insults
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I love calling slutty women "dirty scrunges".
(FYI: a scrunge is a scrubber/sponge made by Vileda, but I called my bff that once, and it just sounds so good!)
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's n
otI was always fond of "slore."
But that's not
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really an
insult,I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really an
insult, right?I was always fond of "slore."
But t
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really an insult, right?
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's
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ETA: Sorry...bump fartage.
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really a
I was always fond of "slore."
But that's not really an
Uhhh, michrocc... wtf just happened? Do you have a really bad case of the stutters?
Wh-wh-what can I say? I ate asparagus last night for dinner.
Ah, this and slunt.
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Ah yes. I also should include
- fvcknut
- fvcktard
- cuntpotato
I'd like to add twat waffle to the list.
Ooo, I can see using this one in the future. I also have a strong affection for "fucckface"
I think she was just emphasizing that she REALLY likes the word slore
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Putting Douche* in front of any word makes me happy.
Cumbucket is great.
I also think Jizz+something needs to make a *** back. Jizz just makes me shudder a bit.
One of my faves is 'dongbag'.
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I wish I could take full credit for that one. It's actually a quote from the South Park Movie, when the boys get taken to the guidance councelor's office for swearing and Mr. Garrison reads a list of things they've said:
"Eat penguin sh!t, you @ss spelunker."
That's the scene, too, where he hands the list over to their parents and Kyle's mom, reading the list, says "What's a rim job?" And Cartman's mom says "Why, that's when you put your legs behind your head and someone licks your @ss."
And Kyle's mom's all
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