all of you "I just knew" people.

mrs_b_2007 · August 2010

yes you. The ones who are all: "zomg, it was our first time trying, I was 2 dpo & the stars/moon/sun aligned & I just KNEW I was pregnant! I can't explain it! I just FELT IT!! Squee! Glitter & puppies & unicorns & big fat rainbows!!"

GAG. Ick!

you were LUCKY. Lots of us have had that feeling before. Doesn't always mean you're KU.

Congrats on being KU. It's great. But there is no way in hell you knew that you were KU 2dpo. I don't care what you claim. It just makes you look more & more like a BSC 1st Tri poster.

(on a positive note you do provide some quality entertainment, so score for that!)

mollymurphy · August 2010

mrs_b_2007:
(on a positive note you do provide some quality entertainment, so score for that!)

Don't discourage them...the "I was 2 DPO..." response was my favorite.

TwoThurstons · August 2010

Haha, I love the cynicism.

EDIT: Just wanted to add that there were no puppies or rainbows when I got my BFP this time. DH and I are still trying to tell ourselves that I'm pregnant...

tamhen1979 · August 2010

My response was similar to yours. I felt the sperm biting my cervix as they chased the egg.

S&D_2005 · August 2010

With DD, I thought I "knew" every month. And then BFN. It took us 6 months, which I know isn't that long of a wait. But with this one, I was just waiting for my period to start because I thought our timing was totally off.

Gina418 · August 2010

You know, for as long as I've been on the Bump, I somehow missed the sperm meeting the egg post - but I hear about it all the time! Was it MUD or was it someone actually convinced they felt the sperm meet the egg?

tamhen1979 · August 2010

Gina418:
You know, for as long as I've been on the Bump, I somehow missed the sperm meeting the egg post - but I hear about it all the time! Was it MUD or was it someone actually convinced they felt the sperm meet the egg?

If I can recall it was a chic who posted last summer. I never thought it was MUD. She hadnt been on the bump boards very long.

staycee · August 2010

mrs_b_2007:

Congrats on being KU. It's great. But there is no way in hell you knew that you were KU 2dpo.

cuz you are not Pregnant at 2dpo.

MissLadyTay · August 2010

Agreed. There were a couple of months where I "just knew" I was pregnant. I was SO sure. I had all the phantom symptoms, I was rubbing my pre-period bloat. And then, BFNs. Shows what I know!

magdalina.h · August 2010

The times that I just knew I was pg AF arrived a few days later. The 2 months I thought we were out were the ones that I got my BFPs

jessjo04 · August 2010

I knew at 1 dpo. I called Miss Cleo, she said I was pregnant.

mrs_b_2007 · August 2010

staycee:
mrs_b_2007:

Congrats on being KU. It's great. But there is no way in hell you knew that you were KU 2dpo.

cuz you are not Pregnant at 2dpo.

::snort::

then again, the people claiming to be 2dpo probably have no idea when they even O'ed - which is another whole post entirely. lolz.

Nechie122 · August 2010

I knew at 2 dpo when I had a gush of vag glitter.

6fsn · August 2010

You have no idea how many times "I knew" and was wrong. I had a serious addiction to peeing on sticks though and tested darn near every month.

Hannie417 · August 2010

The one time that I REALLY thought I was pregnant was the month that I was...but it sure as heck wasn't 2dpo....2dpo I was still working on baby dancing to make sure we covered our days, haha. I had an inckling about 1 week past ovulation when I had symptoms of things that I had never had before...and of course I was telling myself that I was pregnant because I really wanted it, and I got my BFP. But then 7 days before AF was due I got classic PMS symptoms so then I started to talk myself down again that just MAYBE I wasn't pregnant...but ended up I was...so really, people who say "I just knew" I think part of that is just their hopeful wishing because they want it so bad! Guess you can't really blame them, we all do it when we really want to get pregnant. :-)

leneae10 · August 2010

Nechie122:
I knew at 2 dpo when I had a gush of vag glitter.

GAAHHHHHH! Love it!!!!

Yeah, those answers are PRIMO entertainment!! I have rolled my eyes so many times they're beginning to stick. Ridiculous!!!

vflipo · August 2010

MrsTotty · August 2010

Nechie122:
I knew at 2 dpo when I had a gush of vag glitter.

I'm going to need a PIP here ....

sl_gordon · August 2010

Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

MrsTotty · August 2010

sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

::sigh::

mrs_b_2007 · August 2010

sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

oh, FFS. Lighten up sweetie.

How about this: let's go bake a pie. When we're done we can pet puppies & rub our pregnancy bellies together in the meadow full of flowers.

Is that supportive enough for you?

bonniewallace · August 2010

I got my BFP the ONE month out of the year we were TTC that I didn't feel pregnant, lol. Caught me extremely off guard. There is no way that anyone "knows" they are pregnant as soon as it happens. They hope they are pregnant and they get lucky and they are.

JenWen3 · August 2010

It seems like so many of the "I just knew" people "just knew" on their first cycle. And then it turned out they were actually pregnant. Had they been trying a few cycles, they probably would have come to terms with the reality of phantom symptoms.

It's nice to think you knew at 2 DPO, but like others said, you weren't even pregnant then. The embryo had not implanted and no pregnancy hormone was being created.

I had a good idea I was pregnant before my BFP only because my chart was looking triphasic, something that only happened before with a BFP chart. I still wasn't 100% sure until the BFP.

bbzangel70j · August 2010

Nechie122:
I knew at 2 dpo when I had a gush of vag glitter.

NO FAIR! Why didn't I get vag glitter?!?!

bbzangel70j · August 2010

Nechie122:
I knew at 2 dpo when I had a gush of vag glitter.

NO FAIR! Why didn't I get vag glitter?!?!

Erin1010Sky · August 2010

sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

I'm going to have to agree with this one.

Whether your sickly sweetness covered in glitter and butterlflies makes me want to vomit, or you leave me wondering who sharted in your decaf this morning (which is the case for most of you...though I should have expected it when I saw lots of you filtering over from TTC) we're all still here and going through the same things whether it be our first or fourth time.

Seriously, grow the f*ck up and stop picking fun at people. It's not cute, and kinda makes you look like an uneducated fool.

MrsTotty · August 2010

Erin1010Sky:
sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

I'm going to have to agree with this one.
Whether your sickly sweetness covered in glitter and butterlflies makes me want to vomit, or you leave me wondering who sharted in your decaf this morning (which is the case for most of you...though I should have expected it when I saw lots of you filtering over from TTC) we're all still here and going through the same things whether it be our first or fourth time.
Seriously, grow the f*ck up and stop picking fun at people. It's not cute, and kinda makes you look like an uneducated fool.

Yes, because nothing makes you look like an adult more than telling a bunch of e-strangers to 'grown the fucck up'. LOL.

mrs_b_2007 · August 2010

Erin1010Sky:
sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

I'm going to have to agree with this one.

Whether your sickly sweetness covered in glitter and butterlflies makes me want to vomit, or you leave me wondering who sharted in your decaf this morning (which is the case for most of you...though I should have expected it when I saw lots of you filtering over from TTC) we're all still here and going through the same things whether it be our first or fourth time.

Seriously, grow the f*ck up and stop picking fun at people. It's not cute, and kinda makes you look like an uneducated fool.

:gigglesnort::

I'm pretty sure the only people who look uneducated in this situation are the ones who "just knew" at 2dpo. I mean, since it's medically impossible & all.

Scout05 · August 2010

MrsTotty:
Erin1010Sky:

sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

I'm going to have to agree with this one.

Whether your sickly sweetness covered in glitter and butterlflies makes me want to vomit, or you leave me wondering who sharted in your decaf this morning (which is the case for most of you...though I should have expected it when I saw lots of you filtering over from TTC) we're all still here and going through the same things whether it be our first or fourth time.

Seriously, grow the f*ck up and stop picking fun at people. It's not cute, and kinda makes you look like an uneducated fool.

Yes, because nothing makes you look like an adult more than telling a bunch of e-strangers to 'grown the fucck up'. LOL.

Yes

learning2liveagn · August 2010

Can I just ask a question? What does 2 dpo mean? 2 days past ovulation? I am so not up to par on the acronyms flying around here. thanks.

MrsTotty · August 2010

momma_again:
Can I just ask a question? What does 2 dpo mean? 2 days past ovulation? I am so not up to par on the acronyms flying around here. thanks.

Yes, 2 days past ovulation. As in, the spermies are still swimming in your ute.

vflipo · August 2010

mrs_b_2007:
Erin1010Sky:
sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

I'm going to have to agree with this one.

Whether your sickly sweetness covered in glitter and butterlflies makes me want to vomit, or you leave me wondering who sharted in your decaf this morning (which is the case for most of you...though I should have expected it when I saw lots of you filtering over from TTC) we're all still here and going through the same things whether it be our first or fourth time.

Seriously, grow the f*ck up and stop picking fun at people. It's not cute, and kinda makes you look like an uneducated fool.
:gigglesnort::
I'm pretty sure the only people who look uneducated in this situation are the ones who "just knew" at 2dpo. I mean, since it's medically impossible & all.

Yes

Erin1010Sky · August 2010

MrsTotty:
Yes, because nothing makes you look like an adult more than telling a bunch of e-strangers to 'grown the fucck up'. LOL.

Right. My telling the bullies to grow up is comparable to you and your cronies bullying women who are excited about their pregnancies. Who gives a crud if someone says they thought they felt themselves get pregnant? Who cares if they think they "knew"?

Who cares if that bothers you? Ignore it. For goodness sake!

Sorry it took you guys so long to get pregnant. Sorry you are bitter. Sorry we don't know all of your acronyms because believe it or not, we've only been here for 2-3 weeks.

Right. We called you out. Get used to it because I'm not going anywhere until I reach 2nd trimester. I'm going to ignore you from now on because I'm pretty sure nothing you have to say is very important anyway.

Big Smile Have a nice day!

PubStar09 · August 2010

Erin1010Sky:
MrsTotty:
Yes, because nothing makes you look like an adult more than telling a bunch of e-strangers to 'grown the fucck up'. LOL.

Right. My telling the bullies to grow up is comparable to you and your cronies bullying women who are excited about their pregnancies. Who gives a crud if someone says they thought they felt themselves get pregnant? Who cares if they think they "knew"?
Who cares if that bothers you? Ignore it. For goodness sake!
Sorry it took you guys so long to get pregnant. Sorry you are bitter. Sorry we don't know all of your acronyms because believe it or not, we've only been here for 2-3 weeks.
Right. We called you out. Get used to it because I'm not going anywhere until I reach 2nd trimester. I'm going to ignore you from now on because I'm pretty sure nothing you have to say is very important anyway.
Have a nice day!

MrsTotty · August 2010

Erin1010Sky:

Right. My telling the bullies to grow up is comparable to you and your cronies bullying women who are excited about their pregnancies. Who gives a crud if someone says they thought they felt themselves get pregnant? Who cares if they think they "knew"?
Who cares if that bothers you? Ignore it. For goodness sake!
Sorry it took you guys so long to get pregnant. Sorry you are bitter. Sorry we don't know all of your acronyms because believe it or not, we've only been here for 2-3 weeks.
Right. We called you out. Get used to it because I'm not going anywhere until I reach 2nd trimester. I'm going to ignore you from now on because I'm pretty sure nothing you have to say is very important anyway.
Have a nice day!

ZOMG. I HAVE CRONIES! Sweet!

Again, all I get out of your post is, 'omg, you guys are like, SO mean. you should be nicer. I don't like you! I'm going to ignore you. You're mean!'

Honey, I hate to break it to you, but second tri (and third, and the month boards) are ALL snarky like this. This is the tone of the Bump. If you ignore everyone who speaks their mind and states their opinion, you'll be posting to yourself. Have fun with that.

Oh, and PS - I see you're only 4 weeks. That means I'll be WAITING for you on 2nd tri! And 3rd ... and 0-3 ... and 3-6. YAYAYAYYAY!!!

KelsoXOXO · August 2010

sl_gordon:
Forgive me, because I'm still trying to figure out what the point of this post is. Is it to bring a certain group of people down or to center a certain group of people out? Sorry, but I don't find the humour in it. I'll admit, I haven't been here for very long, but one thing I've noticed is that 1st Tri board seems to make fun of and gang up on people quite a bit. We're pregnant. Even if we've gone through this before, we are all experiencing things that are new to us and have questions that we never thought we'd have to ask before. But we're also adults, and we should be supporting one another, not making certain groups of people feel total morons...

FYI, this happens on every board. You might wanna get some thick skin and have a good sense of humor if you're gonna stick around here.
And MAJOR lmfao at "I just KNEW at 2dpo".... :-D

drpayne · August 2010

Did someone really claim they knew 2dpo? (Because if they did, that's ridiculous and I'll be quiet.)

If it's just really exaggerated sarcasm, then WOW. Must be rough having everyone on here trying to piss you off all of the time. You don't sound entertained at all, just really bitter.

I had a feeling pretty early (isn't that why people take tests?). I'm happy now but I cried at the time. Nothing glittery about it.

MrsTotty · August 2010

drpayne:
Did someone really claim they knew 2dpo? (Because if they did, that's ridiculous and I'll be quiet.)
If it's just really exaggerated sarcasm, then WOW. Must be rough having everyone on here trying to piss you off all of the time. You don't sound entertained at all, just really bitter.
I had a feeling pretty early (isn't that why people take tests?). I'm happy now but I cried at the time. Nothing glittery about it.

Yes, in the 'when did you know' thread ... I think it was the first response, lol.

JustOne · August 2010

Can I have some?

*Scuzzlebutt* · August 2010

Will someone please post the picture of Samuel L. Jackson for the ladies who claim to have felt the egg meet the sperm at 2 DPO? Oh, and let's not forget our friend Crying Dawson for the ladies who are getting all butthurt about this post!