Old Fogie Check-in :D

MrsGo4Hockeychick · August 2010

If you're older than 21, this is the place for you!

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?

2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ?

3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice?

?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)?

5. Did you put your dentures back in today?

6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"?

anna2029 · August 2010

BAHAHAHA

MrsTotty · August 2010

Effin' A

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?28 ... 29 in Sept.

2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ? Absolutely. I don't want to have to do another replacement.

3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? 3 times a day, like clockwork!

?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? I have stock in Depends.

5. Did you put your dentures back in today? Yes. I always put them in after DH's nightly BJ.

6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? Dude, I was raised by badgers. Grrrrr!!!

jess478 · August 2010

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?85 (or 32)

2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? We're installing one of those stairway chair lifts, it's all about reducing the risk ?

3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? Washed down my bran muffin with some prune juice.

?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? I'm using adult cloth diapers... gotta be green.

5. Did you put your dentures back in today? Only because I had to go to work.

6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? I'm a lady dammit, and if anyone says different they're a f#$%&*^ liar.

Proxy · August 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

If you're older than 21, this is the place for you!

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ? 34, definitely setting a world record over here
2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ? does walking 2 feet an hour count?
3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? of course, I call it the old hag cocktail
?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? Thank God for Depends, walking 2 ft an hour and peeing 20 times in an hour do not mix
5. Did you put your dentures back in today? nope, they're still soaking
6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? can you hear me howling?

MrsGo4Hockeychick · August 2010

OMG. the answers have me laughing over here. lol.

1. I'll be 30 in 5 months, so that makes me, what, 79?

2. Yes. I figure by sitting my butt on the couch and letting my 2 year old fend for herself, I'm doing a huge service to my body in not taking any risks. Think she could run to the store for me too?

3. EWWWW.

4. I'm starting to bust out, but I haven't broken out the maternity depends yet either.

5. No. I prefer to gum my food thanks much.

6. Apes of course!

Symharmony · August 2010

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? 38...Proxy, I have you beat. ?

2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? Always, I'm going to need my hips in good working order, so I can still get around by third trimester.?

3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? I should, but I like the challenge of going without.

?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? Especially an old bladder like mine that is testing it's strength by carrying it's third baby.

5. Did you put your dentures back in today? I've lost them....my old brain makes me forget wear I put things.

6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? I was raised by apes. Probably explains why I have two, little monkeys climbing on everything.

coolestgirlever · August 2010

MrsTotty:

5. Did you put your dentures back in today? Yes. I always put them in after DH's nightly BJ.

::dies:: I think I just peed my Depends.

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? I'm 75...startin to push it now.

2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? I take my Boniva, wear my non-slip, Velcro Keds, and use my walker everywhere I go. But just in case, I have my LifeAlert with me at all times. You can never be too safe.

3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? Sure have! Metamucil keeps me regular.

4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? I'll probably have to switch soon. My potbelly is starting to get a little big.

5. Did you put your dentures back in today? Aw crap.

6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? I'm a lady, just like Katherine Hepburn.

jenileero · August 2010

Lurker coming out.

I'm 33 and it's our 1st. That's really old.

Stina4242 · August 2010

You guys are too much!

Molluskwrangler · August 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

If you're older than 21, this is the place for you!

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?27 I'll be 28 in Oct. so.77/
2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ?Yes, I don't want to be using a walker while I'm 8 months pregnant.
3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? Prune , it's the only way to keep everything moving.
?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? I did increase absorbent, and it's a good thing b.c this post made me leak.
5. Did you put your dentures back in today? No, denture free today, I'm gumming it up.
6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? Wolves, I am not a "lady"...maybe someday..although at my age who's gonna change?

hjk5000 · August 2010

Sorry I can't answer any questions, I forgot my reading glasses, (dementia you know) and I can only zoom the text to size 72. Thank goodness for my enormous geriatric keyboard! This thing is the cat's pajamas.

Scout05 · August 2010

You are too funny.

1) 78, but I don't look a day of 75 and 1/2

2) I have always been anti-exercise, and I remain devoted to this lifestyle choice.

3) Pom juice also does wonders for the insides.

4) I've decided to just go au naturale and spend a lot of time outside.

5) Screw that, if it can't be gummed, I'm not interested.

6) I was raised by lions. Sort of like wolves but with even poorer table manners.

tinklinz · August 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

If you're older than 21, this is the place for you!

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?28, approaching latter-day old age
2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ?my ass never leaves the couch, too risky
3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? prunes are my fav! (I'm embarrassed to admit they actually are...they work on my decrepit system, what can I say?)
?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? I just let the pee go, especially in public. Depends can't contain this old bladder. Do they still make "Oops I Crapped My Pants"?
5. Did you put your dentures back in today? thanks for reminding me, I forget things.
6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? do ladies fart?

nycjenny · August 2010

LOL

1. Well I'm 34... what's that? 90?!

2. Sit on my a** at my desk job all day...that plus my calcium supplements

3. Check and check!

4. Currently wearing the largest size, not sure what I'll do in the third trimester when I just know my butt will get even larger!

5. D*mn

6. I'm from the South. I'm a lady damnit.

LucyGoosey81 · August 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

If you're older than 21, this is the place for you!

1. If 30 is the new 80, how old are you right now? ?Pretty dang old. 79 pushing 80. Give me 8 months.
2. Are you taking active precautions to avoid hip breakage? ?My heartburn (you know, in my old age) requires that I take the maximum dosage of Tums. The Calcium keeps my hips in check. I feel like a young pup again!
3. Have you taken your geritol today? Metamucil? Prune Juice? I had blueberry pancakes. You know what blueberries do to me.
?4. Are your depends getting tight yet? Have you had to switch sizes? Or have you been require to increase absorbency (we all know babies affect old bladders more)? OMG yes. I'm looking for a nice bikini cut Depends to go under my belly, but I can't find what I'm looking for. Guess not many old fogies like us get knocked up.
5. Did you put your dentures back in today? Nah. I like the challenge of gumming my food.
6. Were you raised by wolves, apes or are you a "lady"? Definitely wolves. I would like to say that my wolves were VERY nice and not your stereotypical wolf.

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