I would tell her the next time she tries to kiss your stomach she might get one of those fat legs to the chest.
And for the love of all that is holy do not tell this woman when your appointments and ultrasounds are lol! She sounds like someone that would just show up uninvited and squirm her way into the room.
Oh no, I would tell her that they have to do your ultrasound by using the intravaginal one and you do not feel comfortable with her in the room while a Tech inserts something resembling a vibrator into your panchina.... Maybe that will be the last time she asks
Re: "looks like you're gaining your weight in your legs."
"Looks like you're gaining yours in the form of a spare tire!! Are you pregnant too?!"
And, tell her that your doc only allows the S.O. of the pregnant woman to come to the u/s. It's not meant to be a form of entertainment.
I would tell her the next time she tries to kiss your stomach she might get one of those fat legs to the chest.
And for the love of all that is holy do not tell this woman when your appointments and ultrasounds are lol! She sounds like someone that would just show up uninvited and squirm her way into the room.
::dies::