for my BFF's bachelorette party tomorrow - but I'm too cheap to buy a cake pan shaped like one because chances are I'll never use it again (although...if we find out it's a boy, that would be an awesome way to tell my overly conservative IL's!!)
So I made a regular cake, and am hoping to cut a penis shape out of it...think it will work? Possible flaws in this plan?
Re: So I need to make a Penis cake
make sure you make an extra set of sweaty nuts and give them to the loon below. she needs some good balls in the mouth.
Too far?? no? yes?
Wow I leave to go to the bathroom and come back to bible quotes and penis cakes. I should pee more often.
Possible flaw in the plan: what if the penis falls apart while you are shaping it? And what are you using as a model? Otherwise I say go for it and please post a pic of the finished result.
Well, I was going to just kinda free shape it. But maybe throw a funky curve in it for shits and giggles.
I also contemplated adding some twizzler pull and peel pieces to make it look like veins, but thought that might be a bit much, no?
Ah well, if it doesnt turn out I'll just roll it into balls and make cake nuts LOL.
Wow, I haven't seen a real live penis is so long I wouldn't know where to start if I had to carve one out of cake. My husband wishes things were different. I digress.
Make it, it can't be that hard. Sadly, if you google "penis cake instructions" you'll probably find something helpful. LOL
Haha Fanney! butter cream!
I love the veins idea...never to far, never!!! hehee
I'd rather it be hard than not....hahaha
Can you get shaved chocolate...that may look more realistic than sprinkles...
Here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3cVrXhVgs