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here's my first post...
DH post...
please stop flirting with women, that don't understand your personallity so that I dont see messages back from them offering "nsa" (no strings attached) fun with you.
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Re: here's my first post...
DH would get throat punched!!! {{{Hugs}}}
OMG. I don't know whether or not it's OK to laugh at that one.
Here's mine:
Dear DH- Please stop making me feel like the laziest person on earth for starting to work from home one day before I am due to have a baby. I had the opportunity to go out on STD 8 weeks ago when I was in such severe back pain that I could barely walk and I turned it down. And I am still working, just not making the 45 minute commute each way!
This! Oh my...
Oh lord.
Ok here's mine.
I know that you have been out drinking with your buddies all weekend but as soon as you walk in the door you get baby duty. For the rest of the night. I don't care that you have to get up at 3am for work. I need to sleep for more than 2.5 hour intervals and I just need a break. So hurry home, honey.
WOW! Just WOW! ::HUGS::
K+S 9.18.9 | DD #1 age 2 | PG # 5 EDD 9.17.12
Katy and Brett ~ Runaway Bay, Jamaica ~ October 4, 2008
Umm, wow! What a bunch of sluts.
Dear DH,
If you leave one more pair of your socks on the living room floor, I'm going to take the entire drawer out back and have a bonfire.
Love,
Mrs. McC
I would be pissed, not ok!
Dear DH,
I've told you 58826789 times that I don't mind doing your laundry with mine, but I have also told you I don't want to find out you need all of your work clothes washed at 7pm on Sunday night. So, wash them yourself or figure something out.
xoxo,
The Wife
I would also hurt DH if he had ladies messaging him about NSA.
Alright here we go.
Dear DH,
I know you thought the baby would be here by now, but guess what, it is still not here yet. I don't want to hear how you thought it would be here already, or that you figure that you figure it will be here by such and such a date. I am sorry it likes the warmth of my stomach and doesn't seem to want to move out any time soon. My doctor will let me be pregnant for another 23 days and the baby still might be early since I am not due for another 13 days. I am cranky because I get my hopes up that you are right. I should have known you would be wrong.
-Your wife who will likely be pregnant well into August, and if she doesn't have the baby by her due date you might wanna start working longer hours cause she won't be very pleasant
Dear DH,
I'm going to need you to not criticize the way I handle the baby, especially when you aren't willing to put forth any ideas of your own. Yes, it might seem like she sleeps all day. Number one, she's a baby! Number two, you slept right through the first awake period she had today. She seems to be doing fine so I guess I'm doing all right. And no, you don't know more than the man who wrote the sleep book; you know, the doctor in charge of the pediatric sleep clinic at some hospital in Chicago. Thanks for playing.
I will join you.
Dear DH,
I realize that it is in your nature to be late to everything. However when you know we are having lunch with someone VERY important, I would appreciate the following: 1) do not get wasted and eat Krystals the night before causing you to have a stomach-ache which means you 2) take the laptop into the bathroom and spend over 45 min in there when I need to shower and 3) when we're getting the car (already 15 min late) please do not sit there for 5 minutes finding the "perfect" song and then stop at the gas station to get gatorade.
Lovingly yours,
Wife
Dear DH,
I really don't appreciate it when we go out to eat you tell me NOT to order something because "I can get it somewhere else". I will eat what I'm in the mood for and if I want to order General Tso's I WILL. You of ALL people should not critisize me when I can predict your order down to a 'T' every other time we go out.
Lovingly yours,
your dearest wife.
Dear DH,
The only two words I really want to hear are "Yes Dear."
If you said those more, you'd be saying "I'm sorry" less.
Try it sometime.
Love,
Your Baby-Mama
Dear DH:
When I sent you an email abuot a month ago, you know the same one that your dad sent you reminding you to book the B&B for our vacation in advance, you should have jumped on it instead of waiting 1.5 weeks before we get there cause now they are sold out. I refuse to think that we are going to stay with family the entire time on this vacation nor stay at a gross hotel. You suck.
P.S. You can take your new iphone that you've been tracking night and day and that's getting here tomorrow and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
Love,
Your pregnant and pissed off wife who can't believe that you didn't plan ahead and totally dropped the ball on this - - Oh, and this is your fault so don't send me a text saying it's no big deal.
Seriously? I'd want to kick his butt. He has to know what brings on those comments which means he needs to modify his behavior a bit not to get them. He's not completely at fault but I'm sure there's something he can do to bring on those comments less.
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Dear DH,
You've been really good about remembering to make room for the important dates of things coming up, EXCEPT the baby shower. After being told when it was, you waited a month to ask to see if you could get the day off of work. And you couldn't get it. Fortunately the invites had not been sent out yet. Unfortunately it meant a good friend of ours spent 1 or 2 nights redoing the hand made invitations for the baby shower for our little one that's on the way. As as result I'm buying her a gift card for a 1 hour massage which she deserves if for no other reason than bending to your lack of appreciation of trying to get the day off of work.
It's a bit trivial but I hate the fact it made it a pain in the arse for someone else. If it had been me you made trouble for, you would have heard about it more but this was bad enough. You don't screw over your friends. (Yes they are friends b/c my friend's DH has went to scotch tastings with my DH.)
Love, Your pregnant wife who seriously is considering taking over your iPhone to set up a schedule when you need it when something's coming up.
C - We have tried google calendars to sync up and DH is still clueless. If you figure out how to get your DH on track - let me know. Oprah might want to have you on her show as well.
Nicole- I have the same problem with my DH. I've never looked at his phone messages though.
Dear Husband,
I wish you would make up your mind already about whether or not you want kids. This wishy washy crap you've been pulling for over a year now is annoying beyond belief. Also, I didn't appreciate when you announced yesterday in front of my family that you didn't want children. If that's how you really feel then it would be nice to have that discussion in private, not in front of family.
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