I have a confession to make...

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

6.5 months ago I was part of a large group orgy. There were 15+ men a dog and myself. I was taking multiple drugs and was in a state of complete delirium and next thing ya know...i was face down a$$ up. Now I am pregnant with no clue who the father is mainly because I never thought to ask names that night. I keep having these dreams about that night. And I enjoy them but I am afraid it's hurting my baby...I can't help but to think one day one of these men will come around and help me deliver my baby naturally in a stable and we will live happily ever after with our baby and the dog. I am coming here looking for support so please tell me, am I crazy to think that this can all work out in the end?

Monkey304 · July 2010

Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?

**Octoberbride09** · July 2010

Absolutely! It always does. Puppies and rainbows!

starlettedir · July 2010

I bet the dog is the father. $10 on it.

Zoebot · July 2010

i think you should call the cops. Wink

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?

NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

wife1014 · July 2010

You are 19 right?

Mrs.Johns · July 2010

LOLOLOL I think as long as the baby doesn't come out with hooves you are good to go!

**Octoberbride09** · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

Now this is a valid concern!

CinemaGoddess · July 2010

Congrats! You're having puppies!

Mrs.Johns · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

You can just bring him to the e-vet that way you can save $ on your insurance, too.

Cheebe · July 2010

All I have is HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not creative today

morgansfollower · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
6.5 months ago I was part of a large group orgy. There were 15+ men a dog and myself. I was taking multiple drugs and was in a state of complete delirium and next thing ya know...i was face down a$$ up. Now I am pregnant with no clue who the father is mainly because I never thought to ask names that night. I keep having these dreams about that night. And I enjoy them but I am afraid it's hurting my baby...I can't help but to think one day one of these men will come around and help me deliver my baby naturally in a stable and we will live happily ever after with our baby and the dog. I am coming here looking for support so please tell me, am I crazy to think that this can all work out in the end?

As long as your S/O does not beat you....everything will be ok. But if he beats you then you need to call the cops. Devil

Hyfagal · July 2010

Congrats on your puppies.

kehgirl · July 2010

If the dog had sex with you and you didn't say yes then the dog raped you. Call the cops and have him arrested.

MSC03 · July 2010

Don't worry. One of those men was a farmer and has delivered many calves, so you'll be fine. He'll deliver little Easton Weston with no trouble at all.

You haven't been eating lunch meat, have you?

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

wife1014:
You are 19 right?

NO! I just turned 20! This all happened on my birthday!

Mrs.Johns · July 2010

I found the perfect coming home hat!

morgansfollower · July 2010

MrsSummitCounty:
Don't worry. One of those men was a farmer and has delivered many calves, so you'll be fine. He'll deliver little Easton Weston with no trouble at all.

**DIES**

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

morgansfollower:
LILBIT1221:

6.5 months ago I was part of a large group orgy. There were 15+ men a dog and myself. I was taking multiple drugs and was in a state of complete delirium and next thing ya know...i was face down a$$ up. Now I am pregnant with no clue who the father is mainly because I never thought to ask names that night. I keep having these dreams about that night. And I enjoy them but I am afraid it's hurting my baby...I can't help but to think one day one of these men will come around and help me deliver my baby naturally in a stable and we will live happily ever after with our baby and the dog. I am coming here looking for support so please tell me, am I crazy to think that this can all work out in the end?

As long as your S/O does not beat you....everything will be ok. But if he beats you then you need to call the cops.

I remember one of them spanking me but I kinda liked it. Here I am at the Mall minding my own business in my jeans & klassy shirt next thing you know I am in this mess! When Rude Dude said he wanted to give me a birthday present....OH I just never thought it would be this.::sobbing::

**Octoberbride09** · July 2010

Mrs.Johns:

I found the perfect coming home hat!

::dies::

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

MrsSummitCounty:

Don't worry. One of those men was a farmer and has delivered many calves, so you'll be fine. He'll deliver little Easton Weston with no trouble at all.

You haven't been eating lunch meat, have you?

OMG I cant eat lunchmeat!???? WHAT ELSE could go wrong!

wife1014 · July 2010

MrsSummitCounty:

Don't worry. One of those men was a farmer and has delivered many calves, so you'll be fine. He'll deliver little Easton Weston with no trouble at all.

You haven't been eating lunch meat, have you?

love it every time I see it...

Monkey304 · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

Unfortunately this is the only man that can help you now

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

kehgirl:
If the dog had sex with you and you didn't say yes then the dog raped you. Call the cops and have him arrested.

I could NEVER call the pound on an innocent dog!

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

Monkey304:

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

Unfortunately this is the only man that can help you now

my Uncle?

MissNikki007 · July 2010

Face down, ass up! That's the way we like to Music

...oh, wait. Sorry. Totally inappropriate.

Monkey304 · July 2010

Your son will be adorable!

Monkey304 · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

Unfortunately this is the only man that can help you now

my Uncle?

Your Uncle could also possibly be the father

kehgirl · July 2010

Monkey304:

Your son will be adorable!

NOOOOOOOOO. This is too much. I have to excuse myself from my cube while I stop laughing.

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

Monkey304:
LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:

LILBIT1221:
Monkey304:
Are you 100% sure that you didn't get pregnant from the dog?
NO I'm not! And that scares me...would I take LO to a Ped or a Vet? I'm so confused!

Unfortunately this is the only man that can help you now

my Uncle?

Your Uncle could also possibly be the father

I didnt realize at the time it was him... Now My pup-child may have a genetic disorder too!? My uncle is also my dad. Oh my what have I gotten myself into?

MSC03 · July 2010

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

OctoberBabyH · July 2010

MissNikki007:
Face down, ass up! That's the way we like to...oh, wait. Sorry. Totally inappropriate.

This popped into my head, too.

MSC - I seriously am laughing my a$$ off at your comment! "My S/O delivers barnyard animals, so he will be allowed to deliver our baby, right?"

kehgirl · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
morgansfollower:
LILBIT1221:

6.5 months ago I was part of a large group orgy. There were 15+ men a dog and myself. I was taking multiple drugs and was in a state of complete delirium and next thing ya know...i was face down a$$ up. Now I am pregnant with no clue who the father is mainly because I never thought to ask names that night. I keep having these dreams about that night. And I enjoy them but I am afraid it's hurting my baby...I can't help but to think one day one of these men will come around and help me deliver my baby naturally in a stable and we will live happily ever after with our baby and the dog. I am coming here looking for support so please tell me, am I crazy to think that this can all work out in the end?

As long as your S/O does not beat you....everything will be ok. But if he beats you then you need to call the cops.

I remember one of them spanking me but I kinda liked it. Here I am at the Mall minding my own business in my jeans & klassy shirt next thing you know I am in this mess! When Rude Dude said he wanted to give me a birthday present....OH I just never thought it would be this.::sobbing::

Pullin' rude dudes in the mall? I think this nominates you for this badge:

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?

And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

wife1014 · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?
And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

NO...do not give up the weiners. The fatter and juicier they are, the better they are for your puppy.

kehgirl · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?
And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

You can still keep you mouth full of weiner(s).

MSC03 · July 2010

LILBIT1221:
MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?
And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

Sounds like a Rottie to me. But unfortunately, due to your hot dog consumption they will come out cannibals.

Are you still having sex? You have to be careful and use a barrier method of birth control. You don't want to get re-pregnant and end up with Irish twins or let the sperm eat your baby.

hpfreak2011 · July 2010

LMAO!!!! i needed a good laugh today!!

KJmashup · July 2010

wife1014:
LILBIT1221:
MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?
And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

NO...do not give up the weiners. The fatter and juicier they are, the better they are for your puppy.

However, if you even eat so much as thumbnail-size serving of feta cheese, you'll have to make yourself sick to keep it from harming your pup.

LILBIT1221 · July 2010

MrsSummitCounty:
LILBIT1221:
MrsSummitCounty:

Did you get 2 lines on the pregnancy test? That means twins you know!

Did you have black and white glitter fly out of your vag when sperm met egg? That would be the best way to tell if it's dalmation or not. If it was pink or blue, congrats! It's human!

Again, unless you've been eating lunchmeat...

My pregnancy test looked like a bar code there were so many lines! And the glitter was black and brown does that indicate Rottweiler?
And what about hot dogs? I can cut back on the cold turkey but not the weiners!

Sounds like a Rottie to me. But unfortunately, due to your hot dog consumption they will come out cannibals.

Are you still having sex? You have to be careful and use a barrier method of birth control. You don't want to get re-pregnant and end up with Irish twins or let the sperm eat your baby.

*OK REALLY the noise that just came out of me was LOUD and the whole office looked at me! I have tears I am laughing so hard!

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