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What is your favorite movie quote?
Superbad
"McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? '
"Hey, hey! It's you, McMuffin! "
Pineapple Express
"Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?
Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah. "
" you know what today is?
Tuesday.
This is my cat's birthday today.
Don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
I'm sorry?
Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little *** He could've gone to hell. "
I have so many more than this but these are some of my favorite. 
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Re: What is your favorite movie quote?
"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"
Bonus points if you can guess what its from
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ends." from The Last Unicorn.
Or pretty much anything from The Princess Bride.
Abraham Arthur 2/21/10 // Asher Kendall 11/11/11
As good as it gets!
A Few Good Men????
Isn't that from As Good As It Gets? I love Jack Nicholson...
My fav. movie quote is "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." I love Willy Wonka.
Adam Sandler in Billy Madison:
[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch]
Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates ***.
Frank: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.
Billy Madison: He called the *** "poop".
[Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically]
Everytime LO poops (especially loud ones) DH and I both say this "eck, poop again!" LO gets a huge smile everytime.
If it was a choice between you and your father, I would pick you every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
~A few good men
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. Steel Magnolias
Step Brothers:
"Robert better not get in my face.. because I'll drop that mother f*cker."
"Shut, shut your, shut your mouth."
"I am so not a raper!"
"What?!" "Did we just become best friends?!" "YUP!"
hahah I could quote this movie all day long. DH and I watch it like twice a week. lol
Oh, I love the boondock saints! Definitely two of my favorite movies!
I
that movie. (And pretty much anything written by Aaron Sorkin.)
Abraham Arthur 2/21/10 // Asher Kendall 11/11/11
"I can't live in a world where you don't exist" New Moon
I seriously love any movie that Will Ferrell is in. Anchorman a good one too.
Oh, one of my favorites. I also enjoy the entire shampoo/conditioner debate from this movie.
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair."
"Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky & smooth."
(Fighting ensues in the bathtub, both shampoo & conditioner fall into the water.)
"Stop looking at me swan!"
It's a tad naughty....
"First, take a big step back... and literally,!@#$ YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullsh!t power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly !@#$%^& firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the !@#$%^& United Nations and get a !@#$%^& binding resolution to keep me from !@#$%^& destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother!@#$%^! I will massacre you! I WILL !@#$ YOU UP!"
What's with you today?
What's with today, today?
lmao
hah! This is H's and I FAV!!
"Everyone knows cops don't come on till 4!"
H and Bil can sing the whole boats and hoes song.
Guess what we're watching tonight?!? =]
"Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!"
LOVE STEPBROTHERS!
Boats and Hoes!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the *** out of you!
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Why are you so sweaty?
I was watching Cops.
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
"I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me."
- The Departed
I have way too many favorite movie lines so I'll just pick a few.
Pineapple Express
Dale: I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really, like, funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and *** like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb fvckin' stinky-@ss turd when I'm there.
Saul: What?
Dale: It sucks for my ego"
Saul :Fvck Jeff Goldblum, Man!"
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright"
The Godfather II
Michael: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Yes! Live! Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Auntie Mame
Bear: [sobbing in front of Dr. Banks] I am not crazy! I'm just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya'll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or something?
Armageddon
[color=#FF0000]Mom to 5 girls 23,22,18,9,7 and one sweet Wonderboy almost 4[/color]
The Chaos of Six!
Knocked Up:
You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Jason
Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Sadie, when asked where babies come from
LMAO! boats and hoes is my H's ringtone. He can quote the whole movie. We'll probably watch it tonight too.
Joe, I can categorically say you are not a bigger banana head.
Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.
From Dogma. My two loves Alan Rickman and Kevin Smith movies.
"You keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint!"
"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
hahaha seriously, best movie ever. Okay, maybe not "ever" but I love it!
We're in the business of killin Natzi's, and boy's, business is a boomin.
I'm all doped up on Mountain Dew.
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Omfg I love Dr.Strangelove.
"Check out the big brain on Brett. You're a smart mother f*ucker!"
I PPH that whole movie (Pulp Fiction), but I say that quote a lot.
Pretty much the entire Big Lebowski movie
"Nobody fvcks with the Jesus"
"Fvcking dipshit with a nine toed woman."
"I had a rough night, and I hate the fvcking Eagles, man"
"Shut the fvck up, Donny."
"At least I'm housebroken."
"Does the Pope shlt in the woods?"