I can't seem to drink anything without dribbling it down my chin and into my cleavage. People love to laugh at me, and honestly, I laugh at myself, but the constantly wet shirts and boobage are getting a little annoying!!

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Re: I have a drinking problem
Hahaha...! If it makes you feel any better, at least 50% of what I attempt to put in my mouth ends up on my tummy!
LOL
Makes me think of one of my all-time favorite movies, Airplane!
That's usually what I think of too
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Same here!
My husband said he is going to buy me an adult bib, because no matter what I eat or drink...it ends up on my shirt.
The last time we ate out, I actually put the napkin (paper napkin) in the collar of my shirt, and it worked great! ...but somehow I had splattered the food on my right shoulder.