I have a drinking problem

SpartanChick88

I can't seem to drink anything without dribbling it down my chin and into my cleavage.  People love to laugh at me, and honestly, I laugh at myself, but the constantly wet shirts and boobage are getting a little annoying!!

monkiem

Hahaha...!  If it makes you feel any better, at least 50% of what I attempt to put in my mouth ends up on my tummy!

LOL

KJmashup

Makes me think of one of my all-time favorite movies, Airplane!

mamafoxX2

Thats why I love my new big bewbies... They catch the food before it hits the floor! And if it misses my chest, my belly catches it, so I can scope it up without have to 'count to five.'

SpartanChick88

KJmashup:

Makes me think of one of my all-time favorite movies, Airplane!

That's usually what I think of too

Papa Bear's Bride

Cold bubbies! I haven't figured out how to get everything into my mouth 100% of the time either. It's worse if I'm wearing white.

Norcal_chick

I feel ya! I am always spilling stuff on my boobs! They are in the way now. Soon I will be lucky enough to miss them but then whatever it is will hit my belly! You can never win!

gemrae1225

You need a straw!  Hahahaa!

LaLaaaa

LOL!  I had this problem before I was pregnant, so I feel your pain

yourmom5309

I have that problem with food.  I am such a fat a$$.

Acendaneil

Same here! 

My husband said he is going to buy me an adult bib, because no matter what I eat or drink...it ends up on my shirt.

The last time we ate out, I actually put the napkin (paper napkin) in the collar of my shirt, and it worked great!  ...but somehow I had splattered the food on my right shoulder.