CPW: If your life depended on it...

bbhalphen · May 2010

...and you had to sleep with one of these guys to survive...[Poll]

vflipo · May 2010

Jon is the only one on the list that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies. He might be an @$$, but at least he's not disgusting.

bbhalphen · May 2010

Yeah, but Rick Moranis has those machines from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" that automatically would make your cereal in the morning!

vflipo · May 2010

bbhalphen:
Yeah, but Rick Moranis has those machines from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" that automatically would make your cereal in the morning!

aw shoot! Can I change my answer?

shanna82 · May 2010

vflipo:
Jon is the only one on the list that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies. He might be an @$$, but at least he's not disgusting.

THIS!

bbhalphen · May 2010

vflipo:

bbhalphen:
Yeah, but Rick Moranis has those machines from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" that automatically would make your cereal in the morning!

aw shoot! Can I change my answer?

Nope! You're sleeping with a guy using an Ed Hardy condom!

vflipo · May 2010

bbhalphen:
vflipo:

bbhalphen:
Yeah, but Rick Moranis has those machines from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" that automatically would make your cereal in the morning!
aw shoot! Can I change my answer?
Nope! You're sleeping with a guy using an Ed Hardy condom!

Great. It will probably break and then my kid will come out looking all tattooed.

Texas77again · May 2010

i voted for Urkel, but then i started thinking is that old Urkel or now a days Urkel? he has gotten really hot in recent years.

Texas77again · May 2010

oh and he was the only blk guy on the list. it's been too many years since i slept with a white boy, i'm not sure if i could. a pink diick?? LOL

vflipo · May 2010

Texas77again:
oh and he was the only blk guy on the list. it's been too many years since i slept with a white boy, i'm not sure if i could. a pink diick?? LOL

You crack me up!

bbhalphen · May 2010

Texas77again:

i voted for Urkel, but then i started thinking is that old Urkel or now a days Urkel? he has gotten really hot in recent years.

I meant Urkel Urkel! Not Jaleel White! Not even 'Stefan' Urkel! (I had already picked Rick Moranis so I don't want there to be a better choice!)

But, wow, he is good looking now!

Texas77again · May 2010

LOL, honestly i think it was 1999. i was working with this guy and he needed a roommate. we did it once to get it out of our system the day i moved in. we were both single, meh. yep that was the last time...once back in 99.

bbhalphen · May 2010

Texas77again:
oh and he was the only blk guy on the list. it's been too many years since i slept with a white boy, i'm not sure if i could. a pink diick?? LOL

Is Jon Gosselin technically white? His might not be pink.

Ooh, and I bet Weird Al's got so much carpet down there you can't even see the pink! Ick!

bbhalphen · May 2010

Texas77again:
LOL, honestly i think it was 1999. i was working with this guy and he needed a roommate. we did it once to get it out of our system the day i moved in. we were both single, meh. yep that was the last time...once back in 99.

Bwahahaa! Love it! Now I've got the giggles even more!

Did it work? Did you get it out of your system?

Texas77again · May 2010

LMAO! well i don't know i guess Jon is Asian, that's close enough to pink for me. he's a total douche anyway, i still couldn't.

and you are so right about Weird Al...blech! i bet he has stinky pitts and breath. Ick!

bbhalphen · May 2010

But no one picked Fat Bastard! Crying

Texas77again · May 2010

bbhalphen:

Texas77again:
LOL, honestly i think it was 1999. i was working with this guy and he needed a roommate. we did it once to get it out of our system the day i moved in. we were both single, meh. yep that was the last time...once back in 99.

Bwahahaa! Love it! Now I've got the giggles even more!

Did it work? Did you get it out of your system?

yep, it was easy. we just did it that one time and then we lived together for about a year. he met a girl and they started dating (while i was still living there) and i was single for a little while and then i met a guy and him and i dated for 4 yrs.

my roommate accidently ended up telling his GF that we had sex once back when him and i were both single and she was pissed. she started treating me differently and it sucked. that was one reason that i moved out. they did get married and had a baby.

bbhalphen · May 2010

Texas77again:
bbhalphen:

Texas77again:
LOL, honestly i think it was 1999. i was working with this guy and he needed a roommate. we did it once to get it out of our system the day i moved in. we were both single, meh. yep that was the last time...once back in 99.

Bwahahaa! Love it! Now I've got the giggles even more!

Did it work? Did you get it out of your system?

yep, it was easy. we just did it that one time and then we lived together for about a year. he met a girl and they started dating (while i was still living there) and i was single for a little while and then i met a guy and him and i dated for 4 yrs.

my roommate accidently ended up telling his GF that we had sex once back when him and i were both single and she was pissed. she started treating me differently and it sucked. that was one reason that i moved out. they did get married and had a baby.

That's so funny! But not that she got mad-that was something in the past! I guess it was different since yall were living together.

shanna82 · May 2010

Texas77again:
i voted for Urkel, but then i started thinking is that old Urkel or now a days Urkel? he has gotten really hot in recent years.

Oh yeah! I love his eyes!

ashleyrsotomayor · May 2010

vflipo:
Jon is the only one on the list that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies. He might be an @$$, but at least he's not disgusting.

Agreed...the others made me puke in my mouth a little.

Valco · May 2010

Jon is too much of a ***. At least Rick is nice and funny!

bbhalphen · May 2010

Valco:
Jon is too much of a ***. At least Rick is nice and funny!

I know, right?! He's got:

the breakfast machine
that messy 'just rolled out of bed' hair that everyone is crazy about these days
nice roomy van
tons of awesome inventions

Win/Win.

rock-elle · May 2010

Boy, Ick, the only one you left off of the list would be Perez Hilton!! Jon gave me the least amount of Ick!

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