make me feel better....embarassing moments

KKM · May 2010

Please tell me your most embarassing moments. I am pretty sure I just had mine. Embarrassed

MegGary · May 2010

You go 1st. lol

mulva33 · May 2010

oooh! mine's good! But, it's a little long:

I was at a station putting gas my car w/ one of my friends. I ask friend to go in and tell the lady I want to put $5 on pump 3. She does so.

Gas station lady comes in speaker and says "pump 3, stop the pump at 5 yourself"... but, I thought she said, "pump 3, stop and identify yourself!"

So, I started waiving my arms and yelling my name and address.

C'mon, I was 15!

MCMoo23 · May 2010

We went to MIL's church for Easter this year, I was pregnant at the time and feeling really "full" after a big breakfast but thought I would be fine during the hour long service...

Well, as I was trying to kneel down during the service I felt the baby shift and put a ton of weight on my stomach..and I ended up tooting quite loudly....

I was sooo embarrassed. DH was next to me and couldn't stop laughing...and Libby was on the other side of me next to MIL and had a horrible "what stinks" look on her face...I didn't look at the people behind me because I was completely mortified. Needless to say, we got out of there mighty quick after the service was over...darn breakfast of easter candy.

KKM · May 2010

MCMoo23:

We went to MIL's church for Easter this year, I was pregnant at the time and feeling really "full" after a big breakfast but thought I would be fine during the hour long service...

Well, as I was trying to kneel down during the service I felt the baby shift and put a ton of weight on my stomach..and I ended up tooting quite loudly....

I was sooo embarrassed. DH was next to me and couldn't stop laughing...and Libby was on the other side of me next to MIL and had a horrible "what stinks" look on her face...I didn't look at the people behind me because I was completely mortified. Needless to say, we got out of there mighty quick after the service was over...darn breakfast of easter candy.

This is exaclty what just happened. I am a nurse and I was in a room with just me and a pt. I was getting her set up for a procedure and it just came out. I am sure she heard it. I am so embarassed!

silvahalo · May 2010

Mine JUST happened on Monday.

I went out to go grab some lunch.

Wearing a dress.

Walked over a ventalation grid.

Which proceeded to blow up my dress up to my face and show off the humongous granny girlde I was wearing.

Right in front of a crowded restaurant window and fellow pedestrians.

Crying

MCMoo23 · May 2010

KKM:
MCMoo23:

We went to MIL's church for Easter this year, I was pregnant at the time and feeling really "full" after a big breakfast but thought I would be fine during the hour long service...
Well, as I was trying to kneel down during the service I felt the baby shift and put a ton of weight on my stomach..and I ended up tooting quite loudly....
I was sooo embarrassed. DH was next to me and couldn't stop laughing...and Libby was on the other side of me next to MIL and had a horrible "what stinks" look on her face...I didn't look at the people behind me because I was completely mortified. Needless to say, we got out of there mighty quick after the service was over...darn breakfast of easter candy.
This is exaclty what just happened. I am a nurse and I was in a room with just me and a pt. I was getting her set up for a procedure and it just came out. I am sure she heard it. I am so embarassed!

Oh no! So then I definitely can understand, lol. I would guess since she is in the medical profession she understands what baby's can do to their mom's stomachs, so even if she did hear it I'm sure she probably didn't think anything of it. I'm sorry that happened tho! I know how the embarrassment feels!

MegGary · May 2010

KKM:
MCMoo23:

We went to MIL's church for Easter this year, I was pregnant at the time and feeling really "full" after a big breakfast but thought I would be fine during the hour long service...

Well, as I was trying to kneel down during the service I felt the baby shift and put a ton of weight on my stomach..and I ended up tooting quite loudly....

I was sooo embarrassed. DH was next to me and couldn't stop laughing...and Libby was on the other side of me next to MIL and had a horrible "what stinks" look on her face...I didn't look at the people behind me because I was completely mortified. Needless to say, we got out of there mighty quick after the service was over...darn breakfast of easter candy.

This is exaclty what just happened. I am a nurse and I was in a room with just me and a pt. I was getting her set up for a procedure and it just came out. I am sure she heard it. I am so embarassed!

lol Hopefully she's been pregnant & is understanding. Considering you are 38 weeks pregnant.

JessiRaye · May 2010

KKM:
MCMoo23:

We went to MIL's church for Easter this year, I was pregnant at the time and feeling really "full" after a big breakfast but thought I would be fine during the hour long service...

Well, as I was trying to kneel down during the service I felt the baby shift and put a ton of weight on my stomach..and I ended up tooting quite loudly....

I was sooo embarrassed. DH was next to me and couldn't stop laughing...and Libby was on the other side of me next to MIL and had a horrible "what stinks" look on her face...I didn't look at the people behind me because I was completely mortified. Needless to say, we got out of there mighty quick after the service was over...darn breakfast of easter candy.

This is exaclty what just happened. I am a nurse and I was in a room with just me and a pt. I was getting her set up for a procedure and it just came out. I am sure she heard it. I am so embarassed!

I am laughing so hard! But don't feel too bad:) I'm sure worse has happened to someone somewhere:) I am racking my brain to come up with my most embarrassing moment. I have quite a few!

KKM · May 2010

I am so embarassed! I just kept going and pretended like it didnt happen...but I am sure she did hear it.

JessiRaye · May 2010

silvahalo:

Mine JUST happened on Monday.

I went out to go grab some lunch.

Wearing a dress.

Walked over a ventalation grid.

Which proceeded to blow up my dress up to my face and show off the humongous granny girlde I was wearing.

Right in front of a crowded restaurant window and fellow pedestrians.

OOOH, this happened to me at my best friend's wedding. Except my skirt didn't get blown up....My 3 year old came up behind me and hiked it up over my arse in front of half the wedding goers. I was very pregnant and wearing huge pink maternity undies. I asked Nathan what he was doing...He replied that he was looking for TOYS. Nice...

AFC921 · May 2010

My most embarrassing moment was my freshman year of high school. It was the end of the day and I was walking down the stairs outside of the school. I somehow tripped and ended up falling down 4 stairs. I landed on my hands in knees directly in front of a group of senior guys. They were laughing at me and were like "ok ok if you really want to give me a blow job I'll let you" MORTIFIED!!!!

sunnyday016 · May 2010

AFC921:
My most embarrassing moment was my freshman year of high school. It was the end of the day and I was walking down the stairs outside of the school. I somehow tripped and ended up falling down 4 stairs. I landed on my hands in knees directly in front of a group of senior guys. They were laughing at me and were like "ok ok if you really want to give me a blow job I'll let you" MORTIFIED!!!!

LOL! Surprise

Mine was from soccer preseason in college. We were paired up with a teammate with one of us doing sit ups, and the other holding her feet. I was doing sit ups, my roommate was holding my feet. All was quiet, as everyone was concentrating on doing their sit ups, when I let out the loudest fart EVER. Everyone was reduced to giggles and my poor roommate got it directly blasted into her face! My friends still tease me and this was YEARS ago!

septbaby2008 · May 2010

JessiRaye:
silvahalo:

Mine JUST happened on Monday.

I went out to go grab some lunch.

Wearing a dress.

Walked over a ventalation grid.

Which proceeded to blow up my dress up to my face and show off the humongous granny girlde I was wearing.

Right in front of a crowded restaurant window and fellow pedestrians.

OOOH, this happened to me at my best friend's wedding. Except my skirt didn't get blown up....My 3 year old came up behind me and hiked it up over my arse in front of half the wedding goers. I was very pregnant and wearing huge pink maternity undies. I asked Nathan what he was doing...He replied that he was looking for TOYS. Nice...

Holy cow this made me LOL bc my ds has done the same thing to me!

jerseygirl81 · May 2010

This is my finest moment. Late in 3rd tri I went in because I was having some skin issues down there, and it turned out that I had a yeast infection (I never had one, so I didn't know what the signs were).

I called my husband on the way back to my office, and when he picked up I said "Hi, I'm on my way back to my office from the doctor."

Him: "Oh, really? What were you at the doctor's for?"
Me: You know, for the irritation I've been having?
Him: what irritation?
Me: YOU KNOW what irritation. anyway, it's no big deal, just a yeast infection. They said it should go away in a few days, but we can't have sex until it's gone.
Him: Who is this?
Me: (realizing I had dialed the wrong number) Um, um, um, ** click **

KKM · May 2010

jerseygirl81:
This is my finest moment. Late in 3rd tri I went in because I was having some skin issues down there, and it turned out that I had a yeast infection (I never had one, so I didn't know what the signs were).

I called my husband on the way back to my office, and when he picked up I said "Hi, I'm on my way back to my office from the doctor."

Him: "Oh, really? What were you at the doctor's for?"
Me: You know, for the irritation I've been having?
Him: what irritation?
Me: YOU KNOW what irritation. anyway, it's no big deal, just a yeast infection. They said it should go away in a few days, but we can't have sex until it's gone.
Him: Who is this?
Me: (realizing I had dialed the wrong number) Um, um, um, ** click **

OMG, that is so funny!

alli2672 · May 2010

When I was a freshman in high school, I tried out for the high school musical. A couple of the senior boys were having fun and told me that I would be perfect for the lead, and the name of the play (which hadn't been released) was "Debbie does Dallas." Doesn't that even sound like it could be a musical? Well, I went home and told my mom, who then had to explain to me what pornography was. I am pretty sure that was one of her most embarassing moments too.

alli2672 · May 2010

jerseygirl81:
This is my finest moment. Late in 3rd tri I went in because I was having some skin issues down there, and it turned out that I had a yeast infection (I never had one, so I didn't know what the signs were).

I called my husband on the way back to my office, and when he picked up I said "Hi, I'm on my way back to my office from the doctor."

Him: "Oh, really? What were you at the doctor's for?"
Me: You know, for the irritation I've been having?
Him: what irritation?
Me: YOU KNOW what irritation. anyway, it's no big deal, just a yeast infection. They said it should go away in a few days, but we can't have sex until it's gone.
Him: Who is this?
Me: (realizing I had dialed the wrong number) Um, um, um, ** click **

That's halarious.

*Bre* · May 2010

I ripped a huge one at cheerleading camp my freshman year of high school because I was laughing so hard. then I promptly peed my pants. Mortified. I cried and hid in my room for hours. Nobody knows I peed my pants. They think I pooped them because of the fart and the prompt change of clothes. Lovely for my self esteem.

happilyhis · May 2010

jerseygirl81:
This is my finest moment. Late in 3rd tri I went in because I was having some skin issues down there, and it turned out that I had a yeast infection (I never had one, so I didn't know what the signs were).

I called my husband on the way back to my office, and when he picked up I said "Hi, I'm on my way back to my office from the doctor."

Him: "Oh, really? What were you at the doctor's for?"
Me: You know, for the irritation I've been having?
Him: what irritation?
Me: YOU KNOW what irritation. anyway, it's no big deal, just a yeast infection. They said it should go away in a few days, but we can't have sex until it's gone.
Him: Who is this?
Me: (realizing I had dialed the wrong number) Um, um, um, ** click **

FTW!!

mom2anangel · May 2010

OMG I needed this laugh. Thanks! People are looking at me because I'm crying from laughing so hard. LOL!

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