(Mia Von T gave me the idea with her PP and since it's FFF)
What have you caught DH doing? Funny? Weird?
Is this a lame game? Anyway,
I caught DH...being shady on facebook several years ago. When I pressed him why he finally admitted that he got a facebook request from his long lost sister that he never told me about . His father had an affair 20 years ago and it resulted in the birth of a daughter.
FWIW, I've never met her but we chat on facebook now.
And GO!
Re: Game: I caught DH....
I walked in on XFI masturbating to porn.
I didn't care, but I was just kind of like "I was downstairs with the baby the whole time. You couldn't have waited until we were gone to do that?"
I caught him trying on my lotion once. Actually, the whole thing was hilarious. It was when I was pregnant and I was going in to the bedroom to take a nap. He was standing there holding one of my VS lotions and smelling it. Then he put a small amount on his hand, rubbed it, made a face like "hmm kind of like this" which quickly turned into "wtf" (he didn't realize it was the glittery lotion) and he tried rubbing it off on his pants and then sucked his teeth.
He turned around and of course got scared that I was standing there. He smiled like a 5 year old would, I rolled my eyes and went to bed. He says "I like this lotion, it smells good but the glitter sucks" and then walked away. LOL
Everytime I think of this story it makes me laugh. Before we were married, DH was spending the night at my condo. He was already in bed, and I went to go turn out the lights. Well, the condo got SUPER dark with the lights out, so I picked up one of those long stick lighters so I didn't bump into anything on the way back. It took a couple of tries to get it to light, but when it finally did, I caught DH standing in a crouched position in nothing but his boxers. He was going to grab me and scare me, but obv. that didn't work.
OMG Mav.....I just about died with the lotion story!!!!
--I have caught DH using my deodorant before. He said that he likes the smell of it
I told him that it's not cool when I find long hairs stuck to my deodorant so please clean it off after using.
For these stories alone, I'm so glad I posted this! Hysterical!
LOL....Doesnt the drink get watered down? Or soapy? Those would be my concerns
a few yrs ago I caught him looking at some girls pics on MySpace .....
well not caught but I seen it in his history ... I was looking for something I had searched and came across HER ..... it wasn't like he looked at one pic but several ... she was one of those gals that "model" in bikinis by cars and what not
I left the screen up and went outside and told him "um yeah the comp is broken, you need to go fix it."
he went in and didn't come back out .... I waited 20 min before I went in. I walked into the room and smiled (waiting for an explanation) he gave nothing.
I said "well?" ... he said that she sent him a friend request ..... I replied, "a girl like that? wants to be friends with you? for what? to buy her pics or become a fan of her website?" he said he wanted to see if he knew her ... really? am I that dumb? why'd you have to look at several half naked pics to realize that you didn't?
it was so damn mean and childish of me but I was hurt .... I have serious issues with this type of stuff (I can thank my father for it, the way he treated my mom)
We have a pretty high corner shelf where my drink can rest comfortably out of the way of the direct water stream. In my defense, I never use martini glasses. And it's usually a beer, but I've definitely had other drinks or coffee in the shower before.
LMAO
That's awesome!
lol I can't stop laughing at this
it screams "James Bond"
When we were dating, I left his apartment to go home. I forgot my phone, so I came back and unlocked the door (I had a key) unnanounced (since I forgot my phone). I caught him watching porn on TV. I didnt care, but he was so. so. embarassed. He still doesnt like me to mention it!
OMG. I am seriously belly laughing at these.
And sadly, I can't come up with anything...I know there has to be something I am forgetting...
Same here. This is a great thread and I wish I had something to contribute.
I got DH taking pictures of his butt with the webcam lol!
Pants down, but underwear up. He was making me a slideshow, of his a**, LOL!
That sounds like something my husband will do.
Thanks ladies...These are great!!
I don't have one of my own, but I was listening to the local radio station this morning and they have a game they call "I knew it was over when..." and this lady called up and said she knew it was over when she caught her DH spanking it to a video of horses mating!
I caught fi with my lotion in the shower one time he played clueless and was like wait that?s not body wash.