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vagina status updates :)

taraleffeltaraleffel
in 3rd Trimester

i just think it would be hilarious to have vagina status updates on this board in the same fashion as your status on facebook....

 

my vagina status update for today....so vagina, what's on your mind?

Tara's vagina is worried this child will fall out of it today since she is dilating quickly with a bulging bag of water and still at home.

 

what's on your vagina's mind?

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  • bootcampbridebootcampbride
    Hannah's vagina is irritated by the constant BH with no sign of delivery in sight.
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  • BurnNurseBurnNurse
    Melanie's vagina wishes that Maddox would give it a rest and stop punching and/or headbutting it.  
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  • Mrs.BeaslyMrs.Beasly
    Jessica's vagina is tired after doing all those kegels.
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  • taraleffeltaraleffel

    tara's vagina would also like to note that it appreciated DH giving in to it's pleas just to help things along! DH's male goods will be missed for the next 6-8 weeks!

    (sorry TMI, but Tara's vagina also has no thought filter)

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  • Aknight1986Aknight1986 member
    Ashley's vagina wishes the doctor lady would stay out of it because she is not gentle and now it's sore.
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  • kdiguisekdiguise member
    Kate's vagina is excited to be getting some action tonight! ;)
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  • Mrs.BeaslyMrs.Beasly
    imagetaraleffel:

    tara's vagina would also like to note that it appreciated DH giving in to it's pleas just to help things along! DH's male goods will be missed for the next 6-8 weeks!

    (sorry TMI, but Tara's vagina also has no thought filter)

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  • KRISTA555KRISTA555 member
    Krista's vagina is confused.  Sex was really good last night, but also really uncomfortable. 
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  • BamBam510BamBam510 member
    Beckys vagina is jealous of all the other vaginas getting action while hers is sitting dormant for over a month due to penis being afraid of pg vagina.
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  • sherina825sherina825 member
    825's vagina is feeling a bit b!tchy.  Closed up and not opening for ANYBODY!!!  But feeling a little cute because I got a much needed hair cut today!!
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  • nursemegan23nursemegan23

    Megan's vagina is tired of bedrest. She wants sex now and also wishes that SO's male bits were turned on by the increased discharge not off.

    Megan's vagina seriously needs some man bits attention NOW!

    P.S. LO she also requests the pressure to be taken away so if you could move your head up just a little bit, it would be much appreciated!

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  • amw804amw804

    Hello - no vagina update here but I noticed you were naming your son Finnegan. Our DS is Finnegan John. Great choice! Smile

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  • sherina825sherina825 member

    imagemistyblue182:
    Beckys vagina is jealous of all the other vaginas getting action while hers is sitting dormant for over a month due to penis being afraid of pg vagina.

    825's vagina gives this status a "thumb's up" Yes

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  • itiswellwithmysoulitiswellwithmysoul member
    First I must say that you ladies crack me up! THANK you for the much needed laughs! Leilani's vagina is PO'd at the docs! I know they said Leilani needed antibiotics, but Leilani's vagina vividly remembers her telling the nurse that she WOULD get a yeast infection from the meds... the nurses didnt seem to care. Leilani's vagina cares VERY much! Leilani's vagina is also feeling swollen due to LO causing vericose veins. Leilani's vagina is NOT happy about this at all either. The only thing making it happy is LO's daddy... he is VERY good to her :) Leilani and her vagina are very thankful to him!!!
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  • CMSullivan326CMSullivan326 member
    326's Vagina is seriously wanting some man bits attention but is scared that it may ache afterward....She's gonna send a signal to the brain to let it know it needs attention so that brain will come up with creative ideas to get DH's man bits excited to come visit! 
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  • kerilynsmithkerilynsmith

    I love it! 

    Keri's vagina needs some trimming but its very hard for Keri to see her vagina any more.  Keri's vagina also wishes that she was not lonely.  :(

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  • IceHockeyMama86IceHockeyMama86

    omg, this is hilariousYes

    Hmm, Ashley's vagina is starting to grow cob-webs due to the lack of sexual ANYTHING! Also Ashley's vagina is growing impatient, and wants to deliver this LO soon!

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  • missamanda124missamanda124 member

    imagemistyblue182:
    Beckys vagina is jealous of all the other vaginas getting action while hers is sitting dormant for over a month due to penis being afraid of pg vagina.

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    That is totally my story!

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  • sr342009sr342009

    I am dying laughing, my ribs are sore from laughing versus spreading apart.  THANK YOU!!!!

    SR vagina is jealous of all you ladies getting action and

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  • mrs.mulrinemrs.mulrine
    imagesherina825:

    imagemistyblue182:
    Beckys vagina is jealous of all the other vaginas getting action while hers is sitting dormant for over a month due to penis being afraid of pg vagina.

    825's vagina gives this status a "thumb's up" Yes

    Ashley's vagina is jealous that you've had sex at all this pregnancy. The last time we saw DH's private bits, was the night we were knocked up! Ashley's vagina also hates deployments. :]

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  • Sam Buttons Sam Buttons member
    Sam's vagina would like some attention and a haircut, it's not her fault Sam can no longer see down there. 
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  • jcrock17jcrock17
    Mel's vagina is frightened.
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