So DH went back to work this week and each night he comes home and begins his theatrics to show me exactly how exhausted he is. The yawning starts at 530pm, followed by an evening of him going "wha?" and blinking a lot to show his tiredness. I'm thinking, maybe this act would work...if it werent being performed for someone who sleeps no more than 2 continuous hours at a time!
Also, today he suggested that I watch "Twilight" because we have it on demand. Because I sit around and watch TV all day, right?
Re: I only want to set him on fire a little bit...