Pregnancy Olympics

kaskade · March 2010

I've decided we need a pregnancy olympics. Here's my event submissions:

Most torturous bathroom trips: in honor of Chibi and her stinky, inconsiderate coworker

Ability to puke and parent simultaneously: in honor of all the moms who handled m/s and raising toddlers

Best witty retort: in honor of those that encounter strangers who feel the urge to comment, grab at bellies and make bad jokes

And, what inspired this post today:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly.

Any other events I'm missing?

Purvalicious · March 2010

Haha! That's awesome!

chibipoe · March 2010

LOL! I heart you right now. My entry:

Faking it: the ability to feign interest in work, your husband's advances, pretty much anything that isn't in your belly.

cmcmillan · March 2010

How about getting out of cooking & cleaning. All you have to do is a little tummy rub.

coribecca · March 2010

kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly.

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line). Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

J-lu · March 2010

coribecca:
kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly.

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line). Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

You both are amazing...I totally cut my self trimming after realizing for the first time I can't fvcking see!!!

newmommy74 · March 2010

LOL - love it!!!!

zazzu · March 2010

How bout most rediculous amounts of food consumed in a day.

Today I had toast and honey, hot chocolate, whole chipolte burrito, mashed potatoes, salad, and some french fries ... I think I remembered everyting.

kaskade · March 2010

coribecca:

kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly.

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line). Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

Gold medalist!!

I am totally bowing down to your mad skillz Big Smile

mishquiche · March 2010

Well done!

blueLu25 · March 2010

chibipoe:
LOL! I heart you right now. My entry:
Faking it: the ability to feign interest in work, your husband's advances, pretty much anything that isn't in your belly.

haha, I think I would win this one right now

martini-time · March 2010

kaskade:

And, what inspired this post today:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly.

That's too funny! I did the same thing over the weekend, and it was pretty nerve wracking. I figured it was time though, since the hubby started humming "Run Through the Jungle" to tease me about it! Surprise

jcyahne · March 2010

My entry would be the ability to pee in a cup at every OB visit despite a bladder that only allows me to pee at warp speed and the enormous belly that I have to reach around.