Pregnancy Olympics

kaskade

I've decided we need a pregnancy olympics.  Here's my event submissions:

Most torturous bathroom trips: in honor of Chibi and her stinky, inconsiderate coworker

Ability to puke and parent simultaneously: in honor of all the moms who handled m/s and raising toddlers

Best witty retort: in honor of those that encounter strangers who feel the urge to comment, grab at bellies and make bad jokes

And, what inspired this post today:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly. 

Any other events I'm missing?

 

Purvalicious

Haha! That's awesome!

chibipoe

LOL! I heart you right now. My entry:

Faking it: the ability to feign interest in work, your husband's advances, pretty much anything that isn't in your belly.

cmcmillan

How about getting out of cooking & cleaning.  All you have to do is a little tummy rub.

coribecca

kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly. 

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line).  Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

J-lu

coribecca:

kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly. 

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line).  Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

You both are amazing...I totally cut my self trimming after realizing for the first time I can't fvcking see!!!

newmommy74

LOL - love it!!!!

zazzu

How bout most rediculous amounts of food consumed in a day.

Today I had toast and honey, hot chocolate, whole chipolte burrito, mashed potatoes, salad, and some french fries ... I think I remembered everyting.

kaskade

coribecca:

kaskade:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly. 

This is what I looked like at 9 months PG, and I shaved daily (including bikini line).  Yes, I am OCD about shaving.

Gold medalist!! 

I am totally bowing down to your mad skillz 

 

mishquiche

  Well done!

blueLu25

chibipoe:

LOL! I heart you right now. My entry:

Faking it: the ability to feign interest in work, your husband's advances, pretty much anything that isn't in your belly.

haha, I think I would win this one right now  

martini-time

kaskade:

And, what inspired this post today:

Best personal grooming with a large belly: in honor of me this morning, who realized I had water aerobics tonight, I haven't waxed in too long, and managed to shave my bikini line without being able to fully see around my giant belly. 

That's too funny! I did the same thing over the weekend, and it was pretty nerve wracking. I figured it was time though, since the hubby started humming "Run Through the Jungle" to tease me about it!

jcyahne

My entry would be the ability to pee in a cup at every OB visit despite a bladder that only allows me to pee at warp speed and the enormous belly that I have to reach around.

braveangel2

Most blood given at any visit and in total.

Ability to not kill someone during the third trimester

Distance for upchucking

 

doublem

My event would be:

Most creative excuses for not drinking or wanting to eat food proffered to me, or most creative ways of hiding pregnancy until the 2nd trimester.