People seriously buy this?

mchupie · February 2010

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

yecal262 · February 2010

OMG WTF ROFL!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Mo · February 2010

Wouldn't you suffocate ???

kbeach82 · February 2010

mchupie:

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

Umm...why on earth would anyone want/need to do that?!?!

mchupie · February 2010

flgirl79:

1. How do they breathe? No effin clue

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh? That website is like a bad car accident...I know I shouldn't look, but I can't.turn.away

3. Where can I order one for DH? https://www.wildatheartxxxonline.com/extreme-black-latex-vacuum-p-146.html

Starbuck5 · February 2010

flgirl79:
1. How do they breathe?

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh?

3. Where can I order one for DH?

That's my question....mine won't stop shaking the bed all night from scratching his nuts.

ColleenF1 · February 2010

Mrs. Mo:
Wouldn't you suffocate ???

This. And WHY???

Rhonie82 · February 2010

LOL!! What were you looking for mchupie?

harleyjo · February 2010

Mchupie, I like how you spend your Saturday nights! I need to use my google skills more often.

jteneback · February 2010

flgirl79:

1. How do they breathe?

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh?

3. Where can I order one for DH?

Thhis was my question! Maybe you need to explore your kinky side...

Milliways · February 2010

mchupie:

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

Sound like it costs $600 and some jail time! If both people are under the latex, who turns on the vacuum?

If I was laying down, and DH turned on the vacuum, what good would it do to have me not move?

Edit: missing word times 2 (fail)

ColleenF1 · February 2010

flgirl79:
kbeach82:
mchupie:

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

Umm...why on earth would anyone want/need to do that?!?!

You've never gotten mad at your DH and thought, "Man, I wish I had a vacuum suction thing to stick him to the bed!"?

ROFLMAO! I guess that thought never crossed my mind, but it will now.

jteneback · February 2010

ColleenF1:

Mrs. Mo:
Wouldn't you suffocate ???

This. And WHY???

I think they breathe through a straw. This is some pretty serious dom/sub play, not for the novice!

mchupie · February 2010

Rhonie82:
LOL!! What were you looking for mchupie?

I was possibly looking for a vibrator, but got sidetracked when I saw the "dungeon furniture" section...I just had to check it out. But now I am regretting that decision.

PinkLove-S · February 2010

I would completely lose my shitt, it reminds me of one of the nightmare on elm street movies where he came through the water bed ::shudders::

Duck tape would suffice for this....

ColleenF1 · February 2010

jteneback:
ColleenF1:

Mrs. Mo:
Wouldn't you suffocate ???

This. And WHY???

I think they breathe through a straw. This is some pretty serious dom/sub play, not for the novice!

LOL I guess I'm too innocent to try this out! Embarrassed

MCH77 · February 2010

I can't even look at the pictures without having a hard time breathing... that is so creepy

Rhonie82 · February 2010

Am I the only one that remembers the latex episode of Real Sex on HBO? It looked fun. Don't judge.

harleyjo · February 2010

mchupie:
Rhonie82:
LOL!! What were you looking for mchupie?
I was possibly looking for a vibrator, but got sidetracked when I saw the "dungeon furniture" section...I just had to check it out. But now I am regretting that decision.

Dungeon furniture!! Bahaha I must check out this site. And you MUST find a vibrator. STAT.

maddiemoon43 · February 2010

kbeach82:
mchupie:

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

Umm...why on earth would anyone want/need to do that?!?!

Anyone on here watch Dexter? That might make his "work"easier...but expensive.

kbeach82 · February 2010

flgirl79:
kbeach82:
mchupie:

Ok I am really disturbed by this:

Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed

"The Extreme Black Latex Vacuum Bed is capable of totally immobilizing its occupant between two sheets of 14 gauge latex rubber! When you hook your vacuum up to the bed's reinforced vacuum attachment port the latex bag will immediately be sucked tight around the wearer, instant shrink wrapping them into submission"

ummmm...WTF??

P.S. It costs $600

Umm...why on earth would anyone want/need to do that?!?!

You've never gotten mad at your DH and thought, "Man, I wish I had a vacuum suction thing to stick him to the bed!"?

I mean, obviously of course. But there could be a hitch in this plan as I sleep in that bed too. No immobilization or sleeping on top of the 14 gauge latex rubber for me. I'm good, thanks!

mchupie · February 2010

flgirl79:
jteneback:
ColleenF1:

Mrs. Mo:
Wouldn't you suffocate ???

This. And WHY???

I think they breathe through a straw. This is some pretty serious dom/sub play, not for the novice!

Are you speaking from experience? lol

::dies::

It sure sounds like it!

Rhonie82 · February 2010

mchupie:
Rhonie82:
LOL!! What were you looking for mchupie?

I was possibly looking for a vibrator, but got sidetracked when I saw the "dungeon furniture" section...I just had to check it out. But now I am regretting that decision.

LMAO!!

NavyGMWife · February 2010

Mrs. Mo · February 2010

mchupie:
flgirl79:

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh? That website is like a bad car accident...I know I shouldn't look, but I can't.turn.away

I just checked out that site and why on Earth would anyone want this ?

https://www.wildatheartxxxonline.com/blackout-body-suitxl-p-1114.html

Second skin from tip to toe! For HIM and HER: black body with hood, hands and feet. No openings but one zipper in the back. Slightly transparent, brilliant second skin fabric. Highly elastic and supple fabric

mchupie · February 2010

Mrs. Mo:
mchupie:
flgirl79:

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh? That website is like a bad car accident...I know I shouldn't look, but I can't.turn.away

I just checked out that site and why on Earth would anyone want this ?

https://www.wildatheartxxxonline.com/blackout-body-suitxl-p-1114.html

Second skin from tip to toe! For HIM and HER: black body with hood, hands and feet. No openings but one zipper in the back. Slightly transparent, brilliant second skin fabric. Highly elastic and supple fabric

OMG that is one of the stupidest things I've seen. Ever. I mean, does it even have holes for your naughty parts? Or is it solid?

HelloAnnie! · February 2010

flgirl79:
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You've never gotten mad at your DH and thought, "Man, I wish I had a vacuum suction thing to stick him to the bed!"?

::cracking up:: Okay, yeah. But for $600?

LiLnikkiMe · February 2010

WTH, that's just crazy!

*LuckyMermaid* · February 2010

Surprise Indifferent Tongue Tied

Freakin' A. That's frightening!

Mrs. Mo · February 2010

mchupie:
Mrs. Mo:
mchupie:
flgirl79:

2. Why are you looking up so much kinky stuff lately, huh? That website is like a bad car accident...I know I shouldn't look, but I can't.turn.away

I just checked out that site and why on Earth would anyone want this ?

https://www.wildatheartxxxonline.com/blackout-body-suitxl-p-1114.html

Second skin from tip to toe! For HIM and HER: black body with hood, hands and feet. No openings but one zipper in the back. Slightly transparent, brilliant second skin fabric. Highly elastic and supple fabric

OMG that is one of the stupidest things I've seen. Ever. I mean, does it even have holes for your naughty parts? Or is it solid?

The description says that it doesn't have any openings. Not sure why anyone would use it to spice up their sexy-time. It looks more like something someone would wear when doing an interpretive dance.

jteneback · February 2010

mchupie:
flgirl79:
jteneback:
ColleenF1:

Mrs. Mo:
Wouldn't you suffocate ???

This. And WHY???

I think they breathe through a straw. This is some pretty serious dom/sub play, not for the novice!

Are you speaking from experience? lol

::dies::

It sure sounds like it!

Umm no! But I confess I listen to the Savage Love podcast religiously. They talk about all kinds of kinky stuff in addition to "normal" sex and relationship questions.

MaMaSiBs · February 2010

OMGGGGGGGGGG, lolololololol mchupie!!!!!! I almost fell off my chair reading this thread. I efing love you girl. My night was looking bad, but it just got better and now I know how to spend some of our tax return $$ Wink

canthardlywait426 · February 2010

When I first opened it I thought "please don't be another anal hook!" haha. Smooch- you've been looking up a LOT of really kinky stuff lately. Can I ask why....

mchupie · February 2010

MaMaSiBs:
OMGGGGGGGGGG, lolololololol mchupie!!!!!! I almost fell off my chair reading this thread. I efing love you girl. My night was looking bad, but it just got better and now I know how to spend some of our tax return $$

I'm so glad I made your night a little better! Are you going to get a latex vacuum bed? Hehehehe

Can't wait to see you tomorrow!

mchupie · February 2010

canthardlywait426:
When I first opened it I thought "please don't be another anal hook!" haha. Smooch- you've been looking up a LOT of really kinky stuff lately. Can I ask why....

I've been toying with the idea of buying a vibrator so I've been looking around on that website. I need to pick one to buy and stop looking around; that website is horrifying.

jteneback · February 2010

Sorry, flgirl79, but this thread is way more interesting than the curling one!

MaMaSiBs · February 2010

mchupie:

MaMaSiBs:
OMGGGGGGGGGG, lolololololol mchupie!!!!!! I almost fell off my chair reading this thread. I efing love you girl. My night was looking bad, but it just got better and now I know how to spend some of our tax return $$

I'm so glad I made your night a little better! Are you going to get a latex vacuum bed? Hehehehe

Can't wait to see you tomorrow!

I am concidering the vacuum bed now that I see how it works and it's pretty reasonably priced, lololololol. I am super excited to see you tomorow too!! Are you feeling any better?

mchupie · February 2010

MaMaSiBs:
mchupie:

MaMaSiBs:
OMGGGGGGGGGG, lolololololol mchupie!!!!!! I almost fell off my chair reading this thread. I efing love you girl. My night was looking bad, but it just got better and now I know how to spend some of our tax return $$

I'm so glad I made your night a little better! Are you going to get a latex vacuum bed? Hehehehe

Can't wait to see you tomorrow!

I am concidering the vacuum bed now that I see how it works and it's pretty reasonably priced, lololololol. I am super excited to see you tomorow too!! Are you feeling any better?

Haha reasonably priced at $600! I am feeling a little better, it's just cold symptoms, no big deal or anything.

MrsTechie · February 2010

Okay, so I might have seen this in action. Once. On accident. Confused

...

I attended the official after party for Fetish Con. They demonstrate all sorts of interesting sex devices. This bed is one of them (one in a large gallery of latex items, I might add). There are straws that allow you to breathe through the latex.

mchupie · February 2010

MrsTechie:

Okay, so I might have seen this in action. Once. On accident.

...

I attended the official after party for Fetish Con. They demonstrate all sorts of interesting sex devices. This bed is one of them (one in a large gallery of latex items, I might add). There are straws that allow you to breathe through the latex.

LOL

Wow, jteneback was right!

OhSewCrafty · February 2010

MCH77:
I can't even look at the pictures without having a hard time breathing... that is so creepy

THIS. I'm having a mini panic attack just thinking about it! lol

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