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Most embarrassing moment of my life this weekend. Hands down.

We were in the crowded bathroom of the Toys R Us in Times Square.  I was going to the bathroom and Claire picks that moment to loudly ask, "Mommy, why you got fur on your bottom?"  Good Lord, I wanted to die.  And just to clarify, we call the whole vag/butt area the "bottom" so she didn't actually mean that I have a hairy ass.  lol...
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Re: Most embarrassing moment of my life this weekend. Hands down.

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  • Yep, dd has done this and you want to fall through the floor.  But the good thing is most women have kids and have had moments like this too.  So when they are laughing it is because they are glad it was not their moment.
  • LOL, nice.?

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    This past?christmas we were in dc visiting BIL and he took us to the national air and space museum.. or whatever it's?called, lol. Of?course Layla had to pee like 15 minutes in, so I took her. I peed too.. and she still used the words 'pee' and 'poop' interchangeably. After we?came out of the restroom, she basically yelled "Mommy you pooped too?" in the?crowd. ?I was like.. um, I peed honey, yes. Just like you. LOL ::dies:: ?I know 'everybody poops' and all, but having it exclaimed in front of a huge?crowd of people is not ideal, lol.??

  • That's hysterical!
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
  • Great Mommy moment! 

    My nephew, who just finished pottying training when we all went to Disny World, congratulated my sister in the public bathroom of the busy airport for making a big poopy! 

    At least you know that you will never see those people again.

     

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  • We had a similar moment in a public restroom. Bella actually asked why I had hair on my penis. This was over a year ago, and to this day, it's still the most embarrassing thing that has happened as a parent!
  • imagegoodheartedmommy:
    We had a similar moment in a public restroom. Bella actually asked why I had hair on my penis. This was over a year ago, and to this day, it's still the most embarrassing thing that has happened as a parent!

    That.is.awesome.  hahahaha  That makes me feel much better!  Really, everyone's stories make me feel much better about it!  I know it was stupid to be too concerned about it, but I was seriously mortified!

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  • imagegoodheartedmommy:
    We had a similar moment in a public restroom. Bella actually asked why I had hair on my penis. This was over a year ago, and to this day, it's still the most embarrassing thing that has happened as a parent!

    both of these are hysterical!

  • oh, that is priceless! LOL
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  • imagegoodheartedmommy:
    We had a similar moment in a public restroom. Bella actually asked why I had hair on my penis. This was over a year ago, and to this day, it's still the most embarrassing thing that has happened as a parent!

    OMG, I just almost spit soup all over my computer screen!

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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
  • imagegoodheartedmommy:
    We had a similar moment in a public restroom. Bella actually asked why I had hair on my penis. This was over a year ago, and to this day, it's still the most embarrassing thing that has happened as a parent!

    omg....dying here at your hairy penis

  • How funny !   My DD asked me just yesterday why I had fur on my "cha-cha"  !   I said, "Mommies just do sometimes, honey !" 

    And I thought to myself, thank GOD she hasn't done this in public!!!!    ;)

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