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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
S/O from UO- CPS-worthy behaviors
Could I have had any more acronyms in there?
Confess, sinners. Why would Bumpies call CPS on you?
I'll go. My kid fell off the kitchen table flat on his face.
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Re: S/O from UO- CPS-worthy behaviors
He was on the kitchen table? *writes in notepad*
Please tell me more.
My DS knows how to turn on the tv and change the channel to his favorite shows.
That's CPS worthy?
Well, yeah. That goes without saying!
I let him play in his crib for awhile after he first wakes up.
He watches TV in the morning while I eat!
He gets a bath every OTHER day.
But do you light them first?
She frequently eats the dog food.
I get on the Bump while she plays independently.
She fell off the end table on her face after using her PBK chair to climb up there.
Um, no. My child is more advanced than most and can light his own cigarettes. We teach our children to be self sufficient.
Oh, helll yeah on the sammich thang. I taught Jack to open my beer bottles with his teeth/gums. Its really helped those molars break through.
My kid climbs up on the dining room table all.the.time. I no longer tell her to get down, what's the point? She's just going to climb right back up there. (Yes, I move the chairs away but she can move them back)
My kid can go down the stairs like a "big girl" by herself. I no longer hold her hand.
I gave her a few bites of my Valentines Little Debbie snack cake tonight.
Go ahead, call CPS on me.
I forgot about the dog food!!! Charleigh freaking LOVES it. I swear she has a stash of it somewhere because the dogs don't even eat inside yet she always finds a piece of kibble. She sucks on it until its soggy.
Pfffh, like I'm going to give Mod fodder for her Trapper Keeper.
Bwhahaha! To normal people no. But some of the tv freaks around here, yes.
since when is this an issue?
DD frequently goes up and downstairs without my supervision, she holds onto the railing or the wall.
I did laundry in the basement (prob about 10 mins) while DD played upstairs by herself today. She's been a monkey lately so I was slightly surprised when I came back upstairs and she hadn't climbed up on top of the piano or something.
Haha, us too. He's gotten all his shots on a regular schedule, I never thought twice about spacing them out, oops.
He had his leg in a cast for 6 weeks
I let him play with our remotes, cell phones, computer keyboards if it means 5 min. of peace and quiet
He eats stuff off the ground, licks the floor, eats lint, dirt, grass...I've had people stop me before and say something, but I am really not paranoid about germs!
my kid goes barefooted everywhere unless we go out to a public place.
she eats off the floor/driveway/garage when she drops things.
im sure i have more....
omg and you're not going to immediately re-home her? for SHAME!
See the post a few down
whoops! This sort of happened here tonight...lol! DH gave Em his fork and she clocked herself in the forehead with it. My comment was..."Babe...you can't give her free rein with a real fork...she'll poke herself in the eye!" lol:)
If DD drops food on the ground at play group or whatever, I let her pick it back up and eat it. She's usually so quick that I can't get to it anyway.
She has eaten dog food before. Eaten a grease chunk out of the broiler drawer of the oven (I almost puked). Fallen in the bathtub and off chairs.
Totally unrelated, but Gracie would crap her pants if she saw your siggy pic.
LOL
I saw this thread after I posted. Clearly, my house is CPS-worthy.
Wait--why? I was looking for stolen black tennis shoes and didn't see any.
She thinks it looks trashy when there are toys and things in the background of pictures.
LOL. It was our delayed Christmas. Gracie can suck it.
BTW -- who is gracie?
ITA. That's why my child only plays with ice picks, rusty nails, and glass chips. That way your pictures turn out awesome.