Tales from a co-worker.

PearlGirl519 · January 2010

My co-worker just told me this story as we were talking about babies

When she was 18 months old, she drank lighter fluid and died. They brought her back to life. 6 months later she drank gasoline and died. They brought her back.

She ate a box of mothballs and a bottle of baby asprin and she had to get her stomach pumped.

My jaw was on the floor the whole time.

Um..

Indifferent Surprise Tongue Tied Huh? Hmm

Nicavesani · January 2010

does she have a problem with compulsive lying?

My stories are better than yours... no mine... no mine!

Trixie6717 · January 2010

Ask her if she was tickled as a baby too.

PearlGirl519 · January 2010

Trixie6717:
Ask her if she was tickled as a baby too.

OMFG

jkmccall22 · January 2010

Where were her parents, FFS?!? One near death experience? Maybe. Several? WTF?

jkmccall22 · January 2010

Trixie6717:
Ask her if she was tickled as a baby too.

LOL.

GASuzuki · January 2010

I had three thoughts:

1. Her parents were negligent.

2. She was very hungry. Possibly starving. See #1.

3. She wasn't a very bright baby, but managed to cheat the law of survival of the fittest. Yay. Suck it, nature!

PearlGirl519 · January 2010

jkmccall22:
Where were her parents, FFS?!? One near death experience? Maybe. Several? WTF?

I asked her.

"My parents were in their early 20's and this was the 60's"

loquita1 · January 2010

yikes...the first part my jaw dropped, after the 2nd death I call MUD!

jkmccall22 · January 2010

PearlGirl519:

jkmccall22:
Where were her parents, FFS?!? One near death experience? Maybe. Several? WTF?

I asked her.

"My parents were in their early 20's and this was the 60's"

LOL. Maybe something early in life made them go dumb.

Violet's Mommy · January 2010

All I have to say is..WTF?!?!?!?!

MrsTeague · January 2010

Hahah my DHs little brother drank gasoline when he was little. He has down syndrome and one of his brothers left the tank for the lawnmower where he could get to it. He didn't drink enough that it hurt him but they did take him to the hospital. They just had to watch him, but they said it was hilarious after they knew he was okay because he was acting "drunk" and burping a lot lol. He's a happy healthy 20yr old now.

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