Ahem. Recap of DD.

LadyXaverian · January 2010

- Newbie has cramps and spotting but she totally did the baby dance while there "egg white stuff" in her vag, so she wanted to know, like, could she be prego?

- Bitter and biitchy infertiles who spend waaay too much online respond with WTF? Magic 8 ball anyone? Let me look up your ute. Um, no. AF is on her way. And by the way, lurk a little why don't you?

- Newbie is all like, "I did lurk!"

- Bitter Betty's call liar liar pants on fire.

- Newb thinks were funny (not really) and bitter.

- We're like "Oh no you didn't"

- SarahL77 **tries** to be nice, the voice of reason if you will. Gives good advice (so did others, but you know, didn't tell her that she had a little spaghetti casserole in the oven so....)

- Newb DD's. GBCTTGP.

MrsQueale · January 2010

I remember lurking on that one! You recapped it to a T.

RileyGrace · January 2010

Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Mrs.PinkPearls · January 2010

Haha ok now I know which one it was!

MNgirl326 · January 2010

Great recap!!

MSC03 · January 2010

I love your Cliff's Notes! You win the award!

lambeyes86 · January 2010

[Claps Hands]

I felt like I was watching it for the first time...

Good recap! Yes

MSC03 · January 2010

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

I swear, everyone went REALLY easy on that girl. I was expecting way worse.

gymnst1013 · January 2010

Aw, I'm sorry I missed the entertainment but excellent recap!

lyse2143 · January 2010

WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

Temp356619000002780 · January 2010

This was a lot of help since I missed it!! LOL

flypink · January 2010

Oh that one. Thanks for the recap. I honestly assume most of those posts are MUD - maybe not.

RileyGrace · January 2010

MrsSummitCounty:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

I swear, everyone went REALLY easy on that girl. I was expecting way worse.

I was shocked too. I was also shocked that she didn't DD and GBCGP.

cutebride73 · January 2010

LMAO!!! Too funny - sorry I missed it.

LadyXaverian · January 2010

MrsSummitCounty:

I love your Cliff's Notes! You win the award!

I don't have an acceptance speech ready, but golly gee thank you. Embarrassed Geeked

LadyXaverian · January 2010

**Papps**:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Bwahahaha! I think she did mention that BTW

Tootally missed this. Who what? Her BFF was charting and so that means what about her own cycle?!

::Confused::

maxmika · January 2010

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

Eh, I call it honest.. your post was my favorite lady like with a dash of jalapeno pepper.. or something

j_luvs_r · January 2010

Sarah - You are truly awesome.

lyse2143 · January 2010

maxmika:
lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

Eh, I call it honest.. your post was my favorite lady like with a dash of jalapeno pepper.. or something

Why thank you... I think. Wink

MSC03 · January 2010

SarahL77:
**Papps**:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Bwahahaha! I think she did mention that BTW

Tootally missed this. Who what? Her BFF was charting and so that means what about her own cycle?!

::Confused::

I can't post the link (rules, rules...) but scroll back a page or two and look for an obvious, "AF IS LATE!" type post. *eyeroll*

RileyGrace · January 2010

SarahL77:
**Papps**:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Bwahahaha! I think she did mention that BTW

Tootally missed this. Who what? Her BFF was charting and so that means what about her own cycle?!

::Confused::

It was a post from this afternoon "I can't stand not knowing" or something like that. Her BFF got her period yesterday, she ALWAYS gets her period the day after BFF but her test was neg, she just can't stand not knowing if she's pregnant. True genius.

gymnst1013 · January 2010

MrsSummitCounty:
SarahL77:
**Papps**:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Bwahahaha! I think she did mention that BTW

Tootally missed this. Who what? Her BFF was charting and so that means what about her own cycle?!

::Confused::
I can't post the link (rules, rules...) but scroll back a page or two and look for an obvious, "AF IS LATE!" type post. *eyeroll*

It's at the top of page 4 right now (sorting by orig post date)

LadyXaverian · January 2010

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

maxmika · January 2010

lyse2143:
maxmika:
lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

Eh, I call it honest.. your post was my favorite lady like with a dash of jalapeno pepper.. or something
Why thank you... I think.

Oh I loved it, best post in the whole thing I think.. not that any post is better than another.

lyse2143 · January 2010

SarahL77:
lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

You would have been proud. Promise!

maxmika · January 2010

SarahL77:
lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.
Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.
Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

LadyXaverian · January 2010

RileyGrace:
SarahL77:
**Papps**:

RileyGrace:
Sarah, the real question is, was her BFF charting.

Bwahahaha! I think she did mention that BTW

Tootally missed this. Who what? Her BFF was charting and so that means what about her own cycle?!

::Confused::

It was a post from this afternoon "I can't stand not knowing" or something like that. Her BFF got her period yesterday, she ALWAYS gets her period the day after BFF but her test was neg, she just can't stand not knowing if she's pregnant. True genius.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

::Gasps for air::

Bahahahahhh...

::Dies::

JennyAnne022776 · January 2010

I have a girl crush on you, Sarah. You crack me up!

LadyXaverian · January 2010

maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

Classic. Yes

lyse2143 · January 2010

maxmika:
SarahL77:
lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.
Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.
Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

LadyXaverian · January 2010

JennyAnne022776:
I have a girl crush on you, Sarah. You crack me up!

Awww shucks. The feeling is mutual!

LadyXaverian · January 2010

lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

j_luvs_r · January 2010

JennyAnne022776:
I have a girl crush on you, Sarah. You crack me up!

Whoa, now. Hold up a minute. She's spoken for...unless you're interested in a foursome. Wink

LadyXaverian · January 2010

j_luvs_r:

JennyAnne022776:
I have a girl crush on you, Sarah. You crack me up!

Whoa, now. Hold up a minute. She's spoken for...unless you're interested in a foursome.

Intriguing prospect.

Don't tell my husband. Shh.

lyse2143 · January 2010

SarahL77:
lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

You're the best!! ::pets maxmika::

maxmika · January 2010

SarahL77:
lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

oh my! Big Smile Can I be let down for a daily walk?

LadyXaverian · January 2010

maxmika:
SarahL77:
lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

oh my! Can I be let down for a daily walk?

That will be up to Lyse. And she can be a heartless cow, so don't get your hopes up.

j_luvs_r · January 2010

maxmika:
SarahL77:
lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

oh my! Can I be let down for a daily walk?

Only if you promise not to call a child an "oops baby". Stick out tongue

maxmika · January 2010

SarahL77:
maxmika:
SarahL77:
lyse2143:
maxmika:
SarahL77:

lyse2143:
WOOT! Don't forget that I showed my "heartless cow" side. LOLZ

She DD'd before I got to your comment, which was on page 2.

I'm sure she deserved whatever you served.

lyse2143:

First - If you had lurked, you would know things that are now making you look like an ass. And oh yes, you certainly look like an ass. Since you insist you did, you just apparently didn't pick up much so now I have to question your overall intelligence.

Second - If you think that calling us bitter and cracking jokes about our fertility is some way to try to show your big bad self and prove that you can hang with the big girls, you just did the opposite. You showed that your a prissy douche who doesn't belong here.

Third - Continue to mock us for spending time online. At least we're not asking a bunch of random strangers if we're KU yet. You my dear are coming across as more and more pathetic by the moment. Just STFU already.

::points to maxmika::

Where did we get her? I like her. Can we keep her?

Anything for you, love.

::Ties maxmika up and sits her on Lyse's shelf::

oh my! Can I be let down for a daily walk?

That will be up to Lyse. And she can be a heartless cow, so don't get your hopes up.

lol!

OhSewCrafty · January 2010

Out of curiosity, I went back and read the original post to see what it was all about. I didn't realize it, but DH was reading it over my shoulder. He reads it ans says, "Is this woman a moron? Maybe its better for the world that she doesn't get pregnant...."

LOL Big Smile

lyse2143 · January 2010

OhSewCrafty:
Out of curiosity, I went back and read the original post to see what it was all about. I didn't realize it, but DH was reading it over my shoulder. He reads it ans says, "Is this woman a moron? Maybe its better for the world that she doesn't get pregnant...."
LOL

Sadly its always those that get KU quickly and without much effort.

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