Babies: 0 - 3 Months

I don't know why I bother to shower

I finally fit a shower in a little while ago.  Then DS woke up and I'm sitting here feeding him.  He procedes to spit up ALL OVER my stomach.  I was covered.  And now I feel like I need to shower all over again.

Re: I don't know why I bother to shower

  • After my last shower, before I could get dressed, milk was leaking from my boobs and running down my stomach while blood ran down my legs from my still bleeding post partum lady parts.  Talk about a waste of a shower.  I was dirtier than when I got in.  Plus, I forgot to put on deoderant so by the next morning I was smelly.  Ugh.
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  • imagesusanlovestexas:
    After my last shower, before I could get dressed, milk was leaking from my boobs and running down my stomach while blood ran down my legs from my still bleeding post partum lady parts.  Talk about a waste of a shower.  I was dirtier than when I got in.  Plus, I forgot to put on deoderant so by the next morning I was smelly.  Ugh.

    I've totally had this happen. Gross! Now it's like a race to see if I can get dry before the milk starts dripping. 

  • I feel your pain! Motherhood is so sexy.
  • imagesusanlovestexas:
    After my last shower, before I could get dressed, milk was leaking from my boobs and running down my stomach while blood ran down my legs from my still bleeding post partum lady parts.  Talk about a waste of a shower.  I was dirtier than when I got in.  Plus, I forgot to put on deoderant so by the next morning I was smelly.  Ugh.

    Gahhh... I remember that phase.  Not only did I get dirty, but a lot of times the milk would drip onto the counter before I realized what was happening, and blood would drip out so fast that I'd get it all over the floor before I had a chance to even think.  Isn't life great? Stick out tongue

  • imagemonkey_mama09:

    imagesusanlovestexas:
    After my last shower, before I could get dressed, milk was leaking from my boobs and running down my stomach while blood ran down my legs from my still bleeding post partum lady parts.  Talk about a waste of a shower.  I was dirtier than when I got in.  Plus, I forgot to put on deoderant so by the next morning I was smelly.  Ugh.

    Gahhh... I remember that phase.  Not only did I get dirty, but a lot of times the milk would drip onto the counter before I realized what was happening, and blood would drip out so fast that I'd get it all over the floor before I had a chance to even think.  Isn't life great? Stick out tongue

    It's like a race to stuff a pad over all the holes before they drip.  I rarely win. Tongue Tied

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