Lyrics from her song, "I'll Do It" off her new album:
Pick me, take me, off up into ya dungin
I brought some treats
I know that you gon love em
Come eat m panties off of me
Do whatever you feel comes naturally
Am I the only person who thinks this might be a sign of the Apocolypse?

Re: The poetry of Heidi Montag.
Seriously. If she spontaneously combusted I'd shrug and be like, 'bout time.
"This ribbon has been reported." - lovesnina
I think its romantic.
She's the next Elizabeth Barrett fvcking Browning.
LOL!