If you could biitchslap one bumpie, who would it be?

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

Don't be shy! If you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.

And I fully expect to be on some of your lists, and that's A-ok with me.

? Shween ? · January 2010

Blair.

And Pearl Girl. But only PG because I want her to slap me back.

On the ass.

RandZB · January 2010

I'd biitchslap myself, but I don't think I could generate enough force for it to be effective.

katie_cj · January 2010

RandZB:
I'd biitchslap myself, but I don't think I could generate enough force for it to be effective.

But then you would have to sue yourself for assault.

christina-marie · January 2010

Wowza Garnet, goin for the gusto! Will you settle for my showing you my (. .)? That's me in my push-up bra. Notice the lift and slight seperation.

jillianfries · January 2010

Oh, I don't know if I have the courage.

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL

ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)

VAannie · January 2010

katie_cj@hotmail.com:
RandZB:
I'd biitchslap myself, but I don't think I could generate enough force for it to be effective.
But then you would have to sue yourself for assault.

LOL!

krstokes · January 2010

There's a few from 3rd tri that irk me to no end.

christina-marie · January 2010

Oh, and...I'd only like to beyotch slap those bumpies who judge other Moms when they themselves are judging. I judge THOSE people and send them a collective ::roundhousekick:: to the funnybone.

VAannie · January 2010

I think it'd be really mean to call out women I'm fairly certain have severe learning disabilities or God knows what wrong with them, so, mum's the word for me.

RandZB · January 2010

katie_cj@hotmail.com:

RandZB:
I'd biitchslap myself, but I don't think I could generate enough force for it to be effective.

But then you would have to sue yourself for assault.

That's true. Is it assault if the person deserves it? I'm sure in my Bump life I've done something to deserve a proper biitchslapping.

julia0402 · January 2010

RandZB:
I'd biitchslap myself, but I don't think I could generate enough force for it to be effective.

Don't! You are one of my new favorites!

I don't know if I'd like to biitchslap anyone, but there are some I'd like to shake some sense into, like noah-bear. But that horse has been long beaten to death.

Jackswife123 · January 2010

Garnetbaby09:
Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL
ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)

OOOO. I agree about Cheeky. She really annoyed me as BKL, but I`m learning to like her. I don't think she likes me though. ::shrugs::

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

VAannie:
I think it'd be really mean to call out women I'm fairly certain have severe learning disabilities or God knows what wrong with them, so, mum's the word for me.

OH and I wanna biitchslap you right now VA, because of what you said to NB yesterday. But that's her deal not mine so I will only THINK about biitchslapping you.

Gramyson · January 2010

beige!

? Shween ? · January 2010

Garnetbaby09:
Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL
ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)

I'll give you the freebie. Go for it... c'mon!!!

ToledoDeux · January 2010

Well, this one is tooooo easy tonight. BYB, anyone?

patrickandkim · January 2010

krstokes:
There's a few from 3rd tri that irk me to no end.

Hmm...I remember that and remember getting called a b!tch by them.

mjlx207 · January 2010

Gramyson:
beige!

::dead::

RandZB · January 2010

krstokes:
There's a few from 3rd tri that irk me to no end.

OMG you totally reminded me that I want to kick abbybff and KMwiththefuglydress in their respective taints.

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

? Shween ?:
Garnetbaby09:

Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL

ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)

I'll give you the freebie. Go for it... c'mon!!!

::Smack:: Ok, that was weak. I tell you, I'm over it! lol

krstokes · January 2010

patrickandkim:
krstokes:
There's a few from 3rd tri that irk me to no end.

Hmm...I remember that and remember getting called a b!tch by them.

I love you though, *** status and all Wink

krstokes · January 2010

RandZB:
krstokes:
There's a few from 3rd tri that irk me to no end.

OMG you totally reminded me that I want to kick abbybff and KMwiththefuglydress in their respective taints.

Them too!

? Shween ? · January 2010

Garnetbaby09:
? Shween ?:
Garnetbaby09:

Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL
ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)
I'll give you the freebie. Go for it... c'mon!!!

::Smack:: Ok, that was weak. I tell you, I'm over it! lol

Thank you Garnet may I have another!

Lolita0626 · January 2010

Someone who asks a zillion questions and has no common sense. Any guesses?

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

? Shween ?:
Garnetbaby09:
? Shween ?:
Garnetbaby09:

Mine today are Fish4Fun because I love to hate her but love her anyway and Cheekymommy because I keep remembering her as BKL and it pisses me off but I think I'm liking her more each day and THAT pisses me off.... OH and Shween but I'm pretty much over it. LOL

ETA (could that be a record for the longest run on sentence ever??)

I'll give you the freebie. Go for it... c'mon!!!

::Smack:: Ok, that was weak. I tell you, I'm over it! lol

Thank you Garnet may I have another!

LOLOL Damn you for making me laugh!!

christina-marie · January 2010

mjlx207:
Gramyson:
beige!

::dead::

Double dog dare ::dies:: Oh and does "nude" count? B/C a bra is nowhere in my immediate future.

Gramyson · January 2010

skaplan, for talking about trashy tattoos...like she has any room to talk about what is trashy or not.

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

Gramyson:
skaplan, for talking about trashy tattoos...like she has any room to talk about what is trashy or not.

No, this10000%. She is numero uno on my list and I can't believe I forgot about her.

She asked me if I was going to pay for my SIL's hysterectomy?? WTF?

katie_cj · January 2010

Garnetbaby09:

Gramyson:
skaplan, for talking about trashy tattoos...like she has any room to talk about what is trashy or not.

No, this10000%. She is numero uno on my list and I can't believe I forgot about her.

She asked me if I was going to pay for my SIL's hysterectomy?? WTF?

Huh?

Garnetbaby09 · January 2010

katie_cj@hotmail.com:
Garnetbaby09:

Gramyson:
skaplan, for talking about trashy tattoos...like she has any room to talk about what is trashy or not.

No, this10000%. She is numero uno on my list and I can't believe I forgot about her.

She asked me if I was going to pay for my SIL's hysterectomy?? WTF?

Huh?

I know! I was posting about my SIL and how she's had 4 kids and my other SIL (her older sister) adopted the baby she had a few weeks ago. And Skaplan pipes up and says "well, are you going to pay for her hysterectomy?" I am not sure if she meant a tubal ligation or if she was being snarky and saying I shouldnt' judge her...? Either way, she's dumb and gets on my last damn nerve.

mjlx207 · January 2010

I wouldn't *** slap anyone, but i'd like to have a long talk with noah-bear and skaplan. I think the age is what gets me about the two of them though, so maybe not totally their fault.

TrumpetBride · January 2010

Damnit! My name is left off a hate list once again. I really need to try harder. But, I'd have to agree w/ Gramy (no surprise) about Skaplan. For many reasons, the first, of course, being her distaste for snuggies. The second, is for the trashtastic picture that she posted on a public message board....meh, that's all I have...FOR NOW...::cue evil laughter:::

Nicavesani · January 2010

Not too original, but I'd def have to say HeyyRed... she annoys the crap out of me.

deeanneharris · January 2010

TrumpetBride:
Damnit! My name is left off a hate list once again. I really need to try harder. But, I'd have to agree w/ Gramy (no surprise) about Skaplan. For many reasons, the first, of course, being her distaste for snuggies. The second, is for the trashtastic picture that she posted on a public message board....meh, that's all I have...FOR NOW...::cue evil laughter:::

I agree with this because TrumpetBride is a Big 12 Conferencer... oh, and because it is all true.

jolis_petits_bijoux · January 2010

The bumpie who comes on the board (usually at night) and asks a series of asinine questions like "Can LO put bath toys in their mouth if the water is soapy?" (Seriously??) and "Where do you store your deep fryer?" (Whaaaat?) I don't know her SN exactly.... BridetoBe something-or-other.

Erin5849 · January 2010

There are a whole slew of 3rd triers that get on my damn nerves. They expose their stupidity in their posts, their arguments make no sense, and their particular brand of snark isn't funny.

HeyyRed has left a sour taste in my mouth. Maybe it's because she is so verbose and sounds like someone who is trying to sound smarter than they actually are.

The_Jen: obvious.

And there's one particular bumpie who is just a giant AW who offers nothing to this board by being a part of it. My e-balls aren't big enough to name this one.

Oh and there are some girls on 3-6 that rub me the wrong way, Tiffany Henning and her entourage.

There are a lot of girls on the bump in general who act like they have degrees in child development and psychology. Also irritating.

TrumpetBride · January 2010

Erin5849:

There are a whole slew of 3rd triers that get on my damn nerves. They expose their stupidity in their posts, their arguments make no sense, and their particular brand of snark isn't funny.

HeyyRed has left a sour taste in my mouth. Maybe it's because she is so verbose and sounds like someone who is trying to sound smarter than they actually are.

The_Jen: obvious.

And there's one particular bumpie who is just a giant AW who offers nothing to this board by being a part of it. My e-balls aren't big enough to name this one.

Oh and there are some girls on 3-6 that rub me the wrong way, Tiffany Henning and her entourage.

There are a lot of girls on the bump in general who act like they have degrees in child development and psychology. Also irritating.

Come on now....name names!!!

jolis_petits_bijoux · January 2010

Erin5849:

There are a whole slew of 3rd triers that get on my damn nerves. They expose their stupidity in their posts, their arguments make no sense, and their particular brand of snark isn't funny.

HeyyRed has left a sour taste in my mouth. Maybe it's because she is so verbose and sounds like someone who is trying to sound smarter than they actually are.

The_Jen: obvious.

And there's one particular bumpie who is just a giant AW who offers nothing to this board by being a part of it. My e-balls aren't big enough to name this one.

Oh and there are some girls on 3-6 that rub me the wrong way, Tiffany Henning and her entourage.

There are a lot of girls on the bump in general who act like they have degrees in child development and psychology. Also irritating.

Can I get a PM???? I'd like to know! I promise not to tell. Smile

jolis_petits_bijoux · January 2010

Erin5849:

There are a whole slew of 3rd triers that get on my damn nerves. They expose their stupidity in their posts, their arguments make no sense, and their particular brand of snark isn't funny.

HeyyRed has left a sour taste in my mouth. Maybe it's because she is so verbose and sounds like someone who is trying to sound smarter than they actually are.

The_Jen: obvious.

And there's one particular bumpie who is just a giant AW who offers nothing to this board by being a part of it. My e-balls aren't big enough to name this one.

Oh and there are some girls on 3-6 that rub me the wrong way, Tiffany Henning and her entourage.

There are a lot of girls on the bump in general who act like they have degrees in child development and psychology. Also irritating.

Can I get a PM???? I'd like to know! I promise not to tell. Smile

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