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Seriously DH?!? (texting mentioned)

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I happened to mention to him that I told you all about his tendency to yell SCROTUM and the such to make me giggle when I'm blue. Last night was really, really rough... only slept a few hours and am dragging today.

So I get a pic and text from DH. It's dark and blurry and I can't quite make it out. I just see... uh, 'wrinkles'... then I read his text:

DH: SCROTUM!!!

ME: That is sooo not ok

DH: You don't like my junk :(

ME: Ignoring this...

DH: Want a pic of my gooch next?

ME: Honey, do you EVER want to have sex with me again?

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  • vflipovflipo member
    Wow... that's all I can say right now
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  • kona08kona08
    Does your husband know my husband?
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  • ShellShockedMamaShellShockedMama member

    I am really embarrassed to admit this but DH has done this to me. Apparently, when they treat you like this, it means they really love you.

    *yea, I didn't buy it either*

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  • applebride40applebride40
    If it helps any, my husband played slap the thighs in an attempt to make me laugh after our loss.  Sometimes genital humor just isn't funny.  (((HUGS)))
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  • BabyMimiBabyMimi

    LOL that is really sweet IMO

    Your DH is funny. 

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  • momagain2009momagain2009 member
    That's actually pretty funny!!!
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  • SpeedGlennSpeedGlenn

    This is hilarious.  You should tell him that you accidentally sent it to everyone in your phone address book when you were trying to delete it.  Ooops!

     

    That'll teach him to take pictures of his hairy man junk :)

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  • gwennythepoohgwennythepooh member
    Lol, again, our husbands would so get along!
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  • ShellShockedMamaShellShockedMama member
    imageSpeedGlenn:

    This is hilarious.  You should tell him that you accidentally sent it to everyone in your phone address book when you were trying to delete it.  Ooops!

     

    That'll teach him to take pictures of his hairy man junk :)

    if he's anything like my husband, he'd find it hilarious

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  • stressshanstressshan
    wow...
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  • noellemarinoellemari member
    I think your DH and my DH would get along wonderfully!
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  • dondraandluisdondraandluis member
    imageSpeedGlenn:

    This is hilarious.  You should tell him that you accidentally sent it to everyone in your phone address book when you were trying to delete it.  Ooops!

     

    That'll teach him to take pictures of his hairy man junk :)

    Hahaha and definitely do this!

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  • OCIrishBruinOCIrishBruin
    imageShellShockedMama:
    imageSpeedGlenn:

    This is hilarious.  You should tell him that you accidentally sent it to everyone in your phone address book when you were trying to delete it.  Ooops!

     

    That'll teach him to take pictures of his hairy man junk :)

    if he's anything like my husband, he'd find it hilarious

    Mine too. lol.

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  • SpeedGlennSpeedGlenn

    imageapplebride40:
    If it helps any, my husband played slap the thighs in an attempt to make me laugh after our loss.  Sometimes genital humor just isn't funny.  (((HUGS)))

    THIS is hysterical! 

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  • SpeedGlennSpeedGlenn
    Also, I think this post title is completely misleading.  It shouldn't say "texting mentioned."  It should say "Scrotum" mentioned.
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  • suntotosuntoto member
    This sounds like something my DH would do.
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  • applebride40applebride40
    imageSpeedGlenn:

    imageapplebride40:
    If it helps any, my husband played slap the thighs in an attempt to make me laugh after our loss.  Sometimes genital humor just isn't funny.  (((HUGS)))

    THIS is hysterical! 

    I will have to tell him that you think so!  He would be so proud! 

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  • jennsadye1979jennsadye1979

    I think I love your DH Embarrassed

     

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  • str8otastr8ota member
    Maybe you need to text him a pic back...
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  • pepomntpatpepomntpat member
    LMAO! 
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  • kona08kona08

    imagestr8ota:
    Maybe you need to text him a pic back...

    I agree!

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  • hking76hking76 member

    Seriously cracking up!  Men, they just can't help but regress to junior high or frat boy humor.  Isn't it just so... um....  cute?????  Loved your reply of "do you EVER want to have sex...."  FABULOUS!

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  • cintimcintim

    OMG, that is hilarious.

    My DH sends me pics on a daily basis. I am NOT exaggerating. He also feels the need to forward all the nasty texts his buddies send to him. All I have to say is a Rusty Trombone is something no one should EVER have to see.

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  • PeetiePiePeetiePie
    OMFgosh - this is awesome!  So funny.  That reminds me, I should really get a cell phone.
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  • JaimieLeeJaimieLee

    imagesuntoto:
    This sounds like something my DH would do.

    This. exactly.

    My DH has um...how should I phrase this...rather large balls.  He has names for the different "formations" he can make.  The Brain, The Bat, etc. 

    :::shudders:::

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  • travers081906travers081906
    Sounds like something my husband would do for sure!!!
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  • denise_mdenise_m
    LMAO!!  Your dh and my dh would be bffs
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  • ~*BREN*~~*BREN*~ member

    imagesuntoto:
    This sounds like something my DH would do.

    Mine too. LOL.

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  • kshields104kshields104
    My DH is just as immature, but for many odd reasons, I am madly in love with him.
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