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jamie4duke
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What is one of the funniest things you have done while drunk?
jamie4duke
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I'm basing this on if you can remember it.
One time a guy was hitting on a friend who was totally not into him (he was way nasty) and I put my arm around her and told him she was my lesbian lover and that he needed to back off or I'd kick his ass. We all laughed about it later.
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Re: What is one of the funniest things you have done while drunk?
While loudly judging a girl at a bar (I'm a fiesty drunk) she got into it with me, obviously, yelling, cursing and calling me names. Well, I thought that was hilarious and laughed my butt off. She didn't like that I was laughing, so she kicked me in the chest. But when she kicked I didn't move. At all.
Also, when she kicked, she said "hi-ya". I kid you not.
In college, I had way, way too much Kool-Aid and vodka (oh yes) one night and sat around with both my arms raised way above my head and I kept telling everyone how heavy my arms were.
Another time (also in college), I was sitting on a couch in the dark (we were watching a movie) and I could see the reflection of the apartment door peep hole in the window across from me, but didn't realize that's what it was. I proclaimed that it was a "suspended helicopter" with much authority. I still get crap about that from time to time.
I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my face. I am a little tipsy right now, but hot damn that's hilarious.
Probably not the funniest, but most memorable (for everyone else anyway since I really dont remember) is - as it has been told to me-
DH and I were at a weekend wedding in a teeny tiny town in South Dakota. The only place to go the day before the wedding was a little bar/strip club called "The Peacock". DH (then BF) went to get us more drinks and came back to find several of his friends holding me back from a very quiet and very embarrassed looking cowboy. All I remember from the incident is that he said something to me that sent me right over the deep end. No idea what it was. But they were pretty sure I would have knocked the living daylights out of the guy. He shoved his hands in his pockets and whispered that he was sorry and left.
Oh, and there was this other time that I passed out while standing up in the shower. I didnt even fall over. I was just passed out, leaning against the wall
Walking back towards the dorms coming from an off campus house party in college my ex and I had to walk across a large field. About half way across I became convinced that there was no way I could make it, so I laid down and started yelling "Just let me die in the field! Leave me here!" I was convinced that he had to save himself and to just leave me. Apparentally, this went on for about 20 minutes before he was able to drag me out of there. Did I mention this is a busy college campus and there were people everywhere? Jello shots will fvck you up.
This is cracking me up