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I was seduced!!!!
My boyfriend came up behind me while I was doing the dishes and one thing led to another and before I knew it we were on the couch doin' it! It lasted about 2 minutes because he didn't want to orgasm inside of me.
It hurt and I didn't even have a vaginal birth! Oh... and I'm still bleeding. Gross!!!!
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Re: I was seduced!!!!
Proud Mama to Mickey (12.03.09) and Nemo (06.06.13)
Proud Mama to Mickey (12.03.09) and Nemo (06.06.13)
It didn't hurt that bad... it was like when you don't have sex for awhile and you're kinda dry. No biggie.
It was worth it now that I won't have a boyfriend constantly feeling me up. I think he got what he wanted. I was kinda horny too so we're both guilty. I just want my IUD!!! lol
LOL!!!! I imagine you leaving the room every time he enters...
Thank you! I just let MH read this and I think it scared him. ( not that I don't love him and want to have sex, but I'm scared of getting pregnant/ the blood/ etc)
idea* Some one should post a horrific story of what happened when they had sex before they were ok'd by their Doctor.
I wish I would have had a horrific story to write about! Unfortunately, my whole two minutes was quite uneventful...
All it took for me was to randomly drop words like "infection", "fertile" and talk a few times about women I know (or have heard of..or that I made up..) that got preggers right after having a baby.
Oh, and I made sure to share when I thought I had already started ovulating again.
The other day he agreed to wait til 8 weks PP without even blinking!
tell ya what hurts more than that- the vomit that just spurted up through my nostrils.
There is a reason you are supposed to wait until cleared by a doctor, whether that is 4-5 weeks, 6 weeks, or even 8 weeks.
You have an open wound inside you where the placenta detached after birth, regardless of vaginal or c-section delivery. The reason for no sex (or tampons or anything in the vagina) is the open wound getting severely infected.
HAHAH!!!
this times 1000000
LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTORS!
LOL!
Ditto this!
Thank you for oversharing. My day is brighter now knowing you had crime scene sex weeks before you should have.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
This.
But, hey, they are just doctors, whadda they know?? ::eyeroll::
sure is.
You're getting no love T (aside from your BF obviously
)
It's your body. Do what, it, and when you want. I'm sure you knew the risks before and honestly, doesn't everyone love risky sex? Apparently some love it a lot less than others.
Proud Mama to Mickey (12.03.09) and Nemo (06.06.13)
Yup, and what I will NEVER understand is why women listen to their OBs for nine months while pregnant and the second the baby is born, throw the OB's instructions out the window. Hope the OP realizes that if she gets and infection, she could wind up in the hospital (without her baby) and could be risking her future fertility. But, hey, it was worth it for 2 "ok" minutes, no?
Yeah, I just call that "stupid sex".
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage
LOL I'm wondering if this was cross posted... You guys... seriously.
Let's go flame the b*tch who got it on too early. Now I kinda wish it lasted more than 2 minutes, he came in me, and I took pics to post.
I love the Bump!!
No. Some just don't go in great detail about their sex life and the nature of their SO's orgasms on a parenting message board.
Seriously, this guy needs to suck it up and realize that she just gave birth. If he can't wait a few more weeks and stop "feeling [her] up" then he should just go rub one out. Seems to me that she said she was horny so that her super selfish boyfriend wouldn't come off so bad. Yes, pressuring a woman who just had a baby to have sex before her doc said OK is selfish.
I think this sums it up to a T.
I'm 3 weeks PP (c-section). We typically don't bleed as heavy and as long as the vaginal birth women.
Crime scene sex is a good one though. I will use this.
And even if I was in a full blown period (on the heaviest day) I'm wondering how the blood would fling. It's not like picking up a pile of mud and throwing it. Amirite?
eww.
just...eww.
& this coming from someone who repeatedly AW's out her life in great TMI detail on the interwebs.
The chunks started rising at "orgasm in me."
In the future, please restrain yourself from a) having sex before the allotted time of healing and b) posting about it on a public message board.
A friend of mine from college introduced me to that expression and it makes me LOL every time. I had to share.
Sarah - 12/23/2008
Alex - 9/30/2011
"I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson, Garbage